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Kelly “KStar” Brown

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Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Jan 20

Threads 12/31/23 -

Eomer just killed two oliphants with one spear throw

Legolas takes out just one, and teenage girls and grown women everywhere swooned and he was a sensation

No chicks for Eomer son of Eomund??????

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Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · May 22

Reasons why I need subtitles in movie theaters:

I thought Haleth, son of Hama, my Lord, in the Two Towers said son of Hamamyer. For years.

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · May 22

Oh holy shit! That’s great news!

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · May 22

Theoden: Who am I, Gamling…?

Gamling: *holy shit this guys doesn’t know who he is*

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Apr 26

Book Aragorn telling the Lay of Tinuviel —

Me: YOU’RE NOT EVEN TELLING IT RIGHT— MOVE OVER- YOU’RE NOT EVEN TELLING THEM ABOUT FINROD FELAGUND— *pushes Aragorn to the side*

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Apr 9

The fondness in Elronds face as he tells Gimli he can’t destroy the ring with his axe.

I imagine he was thinking of his old friend Durin, who long ago had been killed.

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Apr 9

Man. Now that I know that Elrond has already lost every single member of his family, the decision Arwen makes is understandably heartbreaking for him. Perspective. #lordoftherings

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Apr 9

I just finished the Silmarilion!

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Apr 8

“‘Many are the strange chances of the world,' said Mithrandir, 'and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter. All have their worth and each contributes to the worth of the others.”

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · Apr 4

Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man

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Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Mar 30

THE BEACON! THE BEACON OF GREEN BEAN ALMANDINE IS LIT!

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Mar 13

That makes a lot of sense lmao as to why I’m poor and work 2 jobs 😂

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · Mar 12

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am.

#IncompetentKrasnov

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Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Mar 13

The absolute love in Aragorn’s face as Gandalf is talking about merry and pippin. Like the absolute relief that his friend is back from the dead.

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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · Feb 24

Political cartoon depicting a tank with a “Z” running over a Ukrainian person, while Trump stands above and says, “you never should have started it.”

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Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Feb 24

Everyone’s like “oh Gandalf! The silly little guy???? We love him”

MEANWHILE - Olórin is practically a biblically accurate angel. 👼

#lordoftherings

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Feb 24

Gandalf is literally such a goof no one takes him seriously- Saruman thinks he’s a fuckin joke, and the elves are like “okay mithrandir 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄”

EVEN THOUGH HES LITERALLY A DEMIGOD JUST LIKE SAURON AND IS OLDER THAN THE MUSIC OF THE UNIVERSE AT THE BEGINNING

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Feb 20

Yaaaaay 💕

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Feb 18

I am just… bereft. I just wanted to live my little life.

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Feb 18

At least I have Lord of the Rings

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Feb 10

Part of the reason Eomer is so good is because Karl Urban has such a great loud voice.

“TO LORD, AND LAND, HA!” Is one of the best lines 😂

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Feb 10

The guy who goes LETS DRINK TO VICTORY!!!!!!!! In the Golden Hall during Legolas and Gimli’s drinking game is such a mood 😂 #lordoftherings

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Feb 10

Like why did Legolas kill Grima when they could have tried to ask him if he knew anything????? Now Saruman and Grima are both just dead.

I know this plot point isn’t in the books, but, just a question for Legolas 😂

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Fucctrump @fucctrump.bsky.social · Feb 7

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Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Feb 7

All these legends all together… Christopher Lee, Ian McKellen, Bernard Hill all facing off with the incomparable Brad Dourif looking terrified on the sidelines. #lordoftherings

Kelly “KStar” Brown @kstarstudios5.bsky.social · Feb 7

Threads 3/21/24 -

My favorite scene in all of LOTR is still the Theoden exorcism scene. It has just been my favorite since the beginning and it’s the most beautiful and well written and acted scene ever.