Krister Johnson
@kristerjohnson.bsky.social
Writer/Producer • Murderville (AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX!) Also Medical Police/I'm Sorry/Wet Hot American Summer/Childrens Hospital/Another Period
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Bluesky is my Mars. Let’s build a new world here.
I know there will be naysayers but he is our democratically elected president, and I urge everyone at this precarious moment to support our leader Benjamin Netanyahu
Breaking News: President Trump said that the U.S. had bombed Fordo, Iran’s heavily fortified nuclear facility, as well as two other sites.
U.S. Enters War With Iran, Striking Fordo Nuclear Site: Live Updates
President Trump announced the United States had struck Fordo, Iran’s heavily fortified nuclear facilities, as well as two other sites.
trib.al
June 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I know there will be naysayers but he is our democratically elected president, and I urge everyone at this precarious moment to support our leader Benjamin Netanyahu
Knicks fans to heading to the bar after the game
May 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Knicks fans to heading to the bar after the game
STILL TRUE!!
The Knicks are one win away from their first conference finals appearance in 25 years‼️
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
STILL TRUE!!
Born and raised in Massachusetts and ashamed for my state and country. There should be a million people in the streets of Boston tomorrow.
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Born and raised in Massachusetts and ashamed for my state and country. There should be a million people in the streets of Boston tomorrow.
Pete Hegseth in high school
March 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Pete Hegseth in high school
The Trump administration accidentally texted me its GWAR plans
March 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Trump administration accidentally texted me its GWAR plans
Pretty sure I know what Trump's plan is
March 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Pretty sure I know what Trump's plan is
Reposted by Krister Johnson
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
March 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
March 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
“A second Shane Gillis SNL monologue has hit New York City”
March 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“A second Shane Gillis SNL monologue has hit New York City”
“L'état c'est moi” comes at you fast
February 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“L'état c'est moi” comes at you fast
Sorry but Grok 3 is actually amazing
February 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sorry but Grok 3 is actually amazing
“No your honor, we fixed that part.”
January 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“No your honor, we fixed that part.”
Gavin Newsom will never be President because no matter what he says or does, his eyes say “I’m going to fuck your wife.”
January 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Gavin Newsom will never be President because no matter what he says or does, his eyes say “I’m going to fuck your wife.”
Just crushed my finger in a broken garage door trying to manually lower it. I knew what I was doing was kind of risky. Did it anyway. Incredibly painful. Probably will end up losing the nail.
DEI did this.
DEI did this.
January 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Just crushed my finger in a broken garage door trying to manually lower it. I knew what I was doing was kind of risky. Did it anyway. Incredibly painful. Probably will end up losing the nail.
DEI did this.
DEI did this.
Reposted by Krister Johnson
EYES WIDE SHUT (1999)
Trump: Jeff Bezos came, Bill Gates came. Mark Zuckerberg came. Many of them came numerous times. The bankers have all come. Everybody is coming.
January 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
EYES WIDE SHUT (1999)
They got Homer running the alert system
January 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They got Homer running the alert system
There are a lot of wild rumors flying around today in LA so please try to make sure the information you’re sharing is true and accurate
January 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There are a lot of wild rumors flying around today in LA so please try to make sure the information you’re sharing is true and accurate
Just watched Nosferatu. Maybe it’s bc I work in the industry or I’m just a savvy viewer but I had Count Orlok pegged as the bad guy from like minute one
January 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Just watched Nosferatu. Maybe it’s bc I work in the industry or I’m just a savvy viewer but I had Count Orlok pegged as the bad guy from like minute one
“We need our restaurant sign evoke an unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime experience.”
“How about 9/11?”
“How about 9/11?”
December 30, 2024 at 1:42 AM
“We need our restaurant sign evoke an unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime experience.”
“How about 9/11?”
“How about 9/11?”
Someone has been diligently trying to hack into my Facebook and honestly I’m rooting for them
December 27, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Someone has been diligently trying to hack into my Facebook and honestly I’m rooting for them
My son just told me he lost his fantasy playoff. I think he expected me to say I was still proud of him or something? Had to break it to him that it just meant he wasn’t taking the sport seriously, then ask for the name of the kid who beat him so I can mentor him instead.
December 17, 2024 at 5:57 AM
My son just told me he lost his fantasy playoff. I think he expected me to say I was still proud of him or something? Had to break it to him that it just meant he wasn’t taking the sport seriously, then ask for the name of the kid who beat him so I can mentor him instead.
Ok yes, sure, not a fan of vigilante murder. But we need to start seriously considering how many people died because of what Brian Thompson did, and how many lives may now be saved because of what Luigi Mangione did
December 14, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Ok yes, sure, not a fan of vigilante murder. But we need to start seriously considering how many people died because of what Brian Thompson did, and how many lives may now be saved because of what Luigi Mangione did