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kornhub.bsky.social
@kornhub.bsky.social
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Your source for Luke Kornet and Luke Kornet accessories. I get Korny on main. #celtics https://www.reddit.com/user/KornHub40/
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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba basketball!
Gimme gimme, gimme the ball!
Because I’m gonna… DUNK IT!!

WHOO!!
Great article laying out Luke's competition for Spurs MVP(Most Vibey Player)
In 2019, a teenaged Keldon Johnson arrived in the in San Antonio uncertain what to expect from his new job in the big city.

The place wouldn't be the same without him.

On the Spurs' cowboy hat-wearing, goat-wrangling, aux cord-pilfering longest-tenured player:

www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
How 'country boy' Keldon Johnson became keeper of the Spurs' culture
After six seasons, Keldon Johnson couldn't imagine his life without the Spurs, and the feeling is mutual
www.expressnews.com
No better demonstration of the fragility of modern society like a us-east-1 outage. In times like these it's even more critical to focus on what's really important. Specifically relentless advocacy for Luke Kornet to make an All-NBA team
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The Louvre got robbed today and it still wasn't as big a heist as the Luka trade
9 years ago one of KornHub's dear friends became a minor Internet celebrity. Today KornHub is announcing that we are beginning work on a 10 year retrospective oral history of the Boston Drooler. Follow this space for updates!
Disgusting Guy Spits Up Beer Behind Celtics-Kicks Game Commentators
YouTube video by The Fumble
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Yo @theathletic.com why can't I get my Saturday Slam and Jam fix in the app this week? KornHub needs the ad-free dulcet tones of basketball trivia to survive weekend morning child rearing
Prices already high for the Korn Dawg's homecoming game
KornHub offered our endorsement of this nomenclature earlier in the week.
KornHub has become aware of the "French Vanilla" nickname that is in common usage to refer to the Luke/Wemby pairing. We offer it our STRONGEST ENDORSEMENT
and congratulate the Spurs fan community on their CREATIVITY AND VISION
If Timelord is healthy, 100%
French Vanilla gets an official endorsement from the Korn Dawg
new nickname for Victor Wembanyama and Luke Kornet just dropped
If KornHub abandoned our advocacy for the Korn Dawg simply because the Celtics didn't properly value him that would be an act of intellectual dishonesty we could not live with
Spurs 5-0 since acquiring Luke Kornet, numbers don't lie
Spurs 4-0 since acquiring Luke Kornet, numbers don't lie
The Spurs are 4-0 so far in exhibition games, but aren't exactly planning a river parade
KornHub's official statement on the matter
If by "this" we mean being gleefully stupid online as a distraction from the collapse of Western Democracy then the answer is a firm Yes
Are you actually doing this? :)
They are giving him his just due
Spurs subreddit is catching on to the Kornetissance
There's always a Celtics angle
This variety of unhinged coach behavior is how KornHub knows that the Celtics are in good hands
NEW: I lost to Joe Mazzulla and the Celtics coaches by 53 points in a Media vs Coaches scrimmage at the Auerbach Center today.

It was probably the most lopsided basketball game I ever played in.

But it was also the time of my life:
www.celticsblog.com/articles/122...
I lost to Joe Mazzulla and the Celtics coaches by 53 points — and it was the time of my life
Joe Mazzulla challenged the Celtics beat reporters to a very humbling game of 5-on-5 basketball. It was a memory I’ll never forget.
www.celticsblog.com
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NEW: I lost to Joe Mazzulla and the Celtics coaches by 53 points in a Media vs Coaches scrimmage at the Auerbach Center today.

It was probably the most lopsided basketball game I ever played in.

But it was also the time of my life:
www.celticsblog.com/articles/122...
I lost to Joe Mazzulla and the Celtics coaches by 53 points — and it was the time of my life
Joe Mazzulla challenged the Celtics beat reporters to a very humbling game of 5-on-5 basketball. It was a memory I’ll never forget.
www.celticsblog.com