Kirby Conrod
@kirbyconrod.bsky.social
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assistant prof in linguistics at swarthmore; phd in linguistics from u washington; sociosyntax; they/them or ey/em.
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btw i love being transgender and gay and teaching pronoun studies at a prestigious college
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
"fifty more pto and three more assistants and you are one million Niceness To Me" starting negotiation and let yourself be talked down from there? idk, i am a stranger on the internet and dont know the particulars but being Courted by Competitors is a position you're allowed to use ime
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yeah i think picking apart the stress vs what money is/means seems worth some time and thought. if i were in your position of being headhunted by recruiters id want to ask about pto/benefits/flexibility etc, either bc they'd be better or to use as negotiation at current place betterment
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
fascinating. i would say you could take the class if you wanted but you cant get credits for it. but also i would prefer this scifi scenario has ubi and free college and no grades
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
even if this specific job isnt the one to jump for, more money would mean things like "can temporarily pay for therapy out of pocket while making insurance fix their shit," which is worth considering. you're always allowed to share what you don't need
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inquirer.com
Weaver House, the yarn shop and weaving school that has drawn fiber arts enthusiasts from around the world, announced it will shut its doors for good in December.

Founder Rachel Snack hopes that a weaving or teaching enthusiast might buy these Macomber looms and start their own weaving school.
Are you looking to buy looms? The Weaver House in the Bok building is closing.
The shop owner is looking for a single buyer for the floor looms acquired from the University of the Arts after the school shuttered.
www.inquirer.com
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
if this is helpful to know: in the past when this happened to me, i did ask my therapist to use part of one of our sessions to support me navigating the insurance bullshit, which was helpful
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
putting this on my "ivies are not real schools" moodboard sorry not sorry
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
whenever i find myself listening on repeat i just buy the album
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
you are one of the best people i can think of for such a thing, i want to know your THINKY THOUGHTS
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
i would enjoy reading a little paper on speech act theory / performatives of/about this meme type o thing
willwiles.bsky.social
Performatively reading in the cafe, but wearing white gloves so I'm still venerating the Book As Object, with a t-shirt saying "I know archivists don't wear gloves" so people know the gloves are performative.
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
yes, very poorly advertised!
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
i would not know, it's fall break so im not going there at all this week
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
i would say that the rained-on, traffic-causing, sparsely-attended and poorly advertised parade in my city did make me feel slightly less favorable to the u.s. navy in particular, to be completely honest
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noamchompers.bsky.social
hey, honest question here: what makes this sexy patrick rather than regular patrick? truly don't mean to sound judgey, no wrong answers, just genuinely curious lol
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
unrequited?? did we watch the same show?
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koahnic.bsky.social
After an intensive two-year adult immersion program, the number of fluent Spokane Salish language speakers nearly doubled. Some of those program graduates will be hired on as full-time language teaching staff as the tribe expands its language revitalization efforts.
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
i have the urge to go get like 50 attested examples to tell your editor to heck off but i do not think this would be actually helpful perhaps
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foone.bsky.social
signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki"
and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"
kirbyconrod.bsky.social
phillys ginko trees are producing their stinky sidewalk jam