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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 10h

If we HAVE to live our lives inundated by data mining and targeted advertising there should at least be some box to check for “I mailed my ballot in September, please stop feeding me political ads”

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 11h

<sigh> the dichotomy of “it’s a doctor’s appointment so I should wear something loose and comfy” and “I have so few occasions to leave the house so I want to dress up”

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 1d

Gorgeous! 🤩

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霜降 @haomei.bsky.social · 1d

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 2d

Wait a minute, Xena can’t fly

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 2d

I didn’t know those pink panther shorts were a how to guide

maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 3d

I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 2d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

John Light as Hercule Flambeau in the Father Brown mysteries

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Chibi Yuuto @chibiyuuto.com · 3d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 3d

He’s not helping himself with the incontinence rumors that’s all I’m gonna say

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 3d

Who robbed the louvre right answers only

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 3d

Beat me to it!

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 3d

This means you spend extra time in the corn maze = winning at corn maze \o/

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霜降 @haomei.bsky.social · 3d

อยากรีโพสรูปนี้566566555 วาดไปตั้ง 5 ชั่วโมง 😭

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 3d

We need to bring back dumb waiters

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 3d

It’s Sunday morning, I am frying up a package of bacon. I go to turn on the hood fan and nothing happens 🤡

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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 4d

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

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Cocoa @momijizukamori.bsky.social · 3d

Day 18 - Black/White

Throwback to the earliest costumes I made that I'm still proud of - Subaru and Seishirou, shikifuku version (featuring @vantasticmess.bsky.social in their own version of Subaru's shikifuku, too). #cosplay #costober #xtb

Cosplay photo of Subaru and Seishirou in their shikifuku, sitting back-to-back in seiza. Subaru is facing away from the camera, while Seishirou looks at it directly.

Cosplay photo of Subaru in shikifuku, laying on a large rock with eyes closed.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4d

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 5d

GET RID OF YOUR RING CAMERAS www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Amazon’s Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police

Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."

www.yahoo.com

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HB 👻 @heebiebeebies.bsky.social · 5d

I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once.

And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.

Emanuel Maiberg @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 6d

wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...

Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors

“With fewer visits to Wikipedia, fewer volunteers may grow and enrich the content, and fewer individual donors may support this work.”

www.404media.co

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 5d

“Vegan Cashmere” fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 😤

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 5d

Time to change the vampire teabag

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah well we’ll see 🫩

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Kinktomato @kinktomato.bsky.social · 5d

I know I watched a documentary about them being shady irl (using schools to surveil and recruit kids?) but I didn’t retain much, the first thing that comes to mind is still The Da Vinci code

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