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King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins

@kingporngoblin.bsky.social

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King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 3d

Bodacious Breasts and Brawny Biceps Brandishing a Berserker’s Battleaxe? Always count me in!

Serra Rae 🧚 @serrarae.bsky.social · 4d

Blonde, big boobs, and battle axe

#nsfw #nsfwsky #goonsky #bigboobs #bignaturals #onlyfans

Serra is topless with only a pink tulle skirt and pink garters. However her breasts are obscured by the double headed axe she wields. Between the two blades is a skull. She smiles at the camera, head tilted. Long wavy blond hair reaches down to her shoulders. Pink flowers are in bloom behind her, crawling up a brick wall.

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 13d

Feed people, yall. Don’t worry about if you’re being scammed or if the person deserves it- hungry people are hungry. Feed them. It’s that fucking simple.

Serra Rae 🧚 @serrarae.bsky.social · 13d

Food Not Bombs lunch bag time. I do a sandwich, granola bar, and fruit, and it is usually under $50 to make 15-20 of them 🙂

All contributions help no matter how small.

#leftsky #yapsky #fnb #foodnotbombs #mutualaid

A screencap from Serra’s FB. It reads, “Food Not Bombs lunch bag time. I do a sandwich, granola bar, and fruit, and it is usually under $50 to make 15-20 of them 🙂

All contributions help no matter how small.”

Two selfies of Serra making sandwiches are included. She wears a purple Hardy Boys shirt.

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King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 14d

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#Puppygirl-
The #GoblinKing will #rockyourworld!

#submissives and #subs
with #kisses and #rubs
will all find their #underwear #wet;
when the #king shows his #thing
and his #balls start to #swing;
You’ll be #dripping with more than just #sweat!

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King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 14d

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King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 14d

They are, but you should see underneath them for the real treat!

Serra Rae 🧚 @serrarae.bsky.social · 18d

Aren’t these the cutest panties?

#nsfwsky #nsfwreal #contentcreator #onlyfans #panties #thickthighs #altbabes #alt

A close up shot between Serra’s thighs. She lifts a black floral dress to reveal black panties with deer skeletons.

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 14d

It’s the Great Pumpkinslut, Charlie Brown, and I’m gonna fuck it!

Serra Rae 🧚 @serrarae.bsky.social · 17d

It’s October, ya’ll!

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Serra arches her back on a wooden floor. She wears black Halloween lingerie that falls to expose her butt. Her wig is orange and she wears white and black clown makeup.

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 14d

Your King just finished a #fulllength #domination #video with #degradation, #denial, #insults, and #GoblinCock! #Dadbod #GoblinKing #leashes you, makes you #kneel before him, and #commands you not to #touchyourself, while calling you a good dog- only on my #onlyfans! #nsfwsky #nsfwbluesky #nsfwbsky

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 17d

Celebrate #wagonwednesday with your King! #dadbod #ass #asshole #goblinass #dilf #nsfw #soloman #manass #realnsfw #nsfwbluesky #nsfwbsky #nsfwart #nsfwcosplay #adultcontent #18+ #kink #lewd #onlyfans #bigboysky #bear #bearsofbsky #Bearsofbluesky #greenass #spicysky #bigass #fatass #lickit #rimjob

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 17d

My queen- she spoils me

Serra Rae 🧚 @serrarae.bsky.social · 17d

I am just super fawning over my husband tonight as I look at his content. I am so gonna hit it in the morning 😍😍😍

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · Dec 4

Having fucked all of the juices out of the Water Elemental by making it squirt to death…

(1/4)

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King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 18d

Your King is here to help you celebrate #tummytuesday today! #dadbod #dilf #GoblinIdLiketoFuck #nsfw #solomale #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwsky #nsfwbluesky #adultcontent #18+ #kink #lewd #onlyfans #bigboysky #spicysky #bearsofbsky #cock #dick #cocktease #bigdick #belly #bigbelly #tummy #fatguy #biggut

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 19d

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King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 19d

No problem. I’m inspired to do one myself.

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 19d

Nice contrast on the black and white photo! It really makes your cock pop

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 19d

Finally. I feel seen. Bitchin’ left reporting for duty!

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 19d

Which Fuckslut is your favorite?

Jenezial 🜏 $6.66 ⛧ 17k 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @jenezial.fans · 19d

Alright who's hungry lmao

New video is now live I'm so sorry XD

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 20d

The line starts here-

#1 is always reserved for my Queen @serrarae.bsky.social.
#2 is …?

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 20d

Well, we only missed it by 39. #misseditbythismuch #GetSmartReference #YesItsStillRelevant #RIPDonAdams

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King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 20d

Your King has some suggestions for what anyone who supports any team other than the Lions can do…

The line starts right under me.
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King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 20d

In a poll taken among the Porn Goblins, the response was overwhelmingly positive!

Great job! #goblinkingapproved!

Serra Rae 🧚 @serrarae.bsky.social · 20d

How does Bluesky feel about curvy girls in microkinis?

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Serra sits, legs spread open, on a green blanket before a hot pink wall. She wears a microkini with pink heart doilies. A “glitch” is edited on the picture to obscure her pussy. Her elbow rests up her thigh, and she pouts with her finger to her mouth, her eyes gazing above.

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 20d

Even Porn Goblin Kings know that #aew and #roh are superior, and that #theoutrunners are absolutely the Youngest Men Alive! #wannawrassle? #goblinporn #wrestlesky #cosplay #nsfwcosplay #dadbod #wrestlingfan #bigboy #cosplayxxx #cosplaysky #aewsky #ItAintEasyBeingGreen

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Hangman Page Apologist Jen @swaggeroffools.bsky.social · 28d

Give Hangman his Discovery Channel gardening special you cowards. 🤼‍♂️

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 28d

Congrats yall! That’s amazing. Sadly I’m working and won’t even be able to see it as it’s happening. I’ll probably go dark to avoid spoilers

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 28d

A flash of rose tint
Rosebud for Rose’s rosebud
A tint of rose flesh

King Sleezyx of the Porn Goblins @kingporngoblin.bsky.social · 29d

Would that buttplug by any other name seem as sweet?