King Haris
@kingharis.bsky.social
You can't spell CHARISMA without HARIS
A fun thing about ordering people's presents from Kickstarter is that those things are inevitably way late so you get to make someone happy on like January 27th which is a way more depressing time of year than the holiday season.
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A fun thing about ordering people's presents from Kickstarter is that those things are inevitably way late so you get to make someone happy on like January 27th which is a way more depressing time of year than the holiday season.
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social Vandy wuz robbed
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social Vandy wuz robbed
Stranger Things keeps raising the bar for how annoying a character can be.
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Stranger Things keeps raising the bar for how annoying a character can be.
Brb, going to the bathroom to release some Epstein files.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Brb, going to the bathroom to release some Epstein files.
I see the Resistance lost Teen Vogue but gained Marjorie Taylor Green.
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I see the Resistance lost Teen Vogue but gained Marjorie Taylor Green.
Tonight they won't sleep well in Baton Rouge. #AnchorDown
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Tonight they won't sleep well in Baton Rouge. #AnchorDown
Tonight they won't sleep well in Tuscaloosa.
October 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tonight they won't sleep well in Tuscaloosa.
@proptermalone.bsky.social I'm gonna like you less until the Titans get a coach who's either more competent or sounds less like you
October 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@proptermalone.bsky.social I'm gonna like you less until the Titans get a coach who's either more competent or sounds less like you
@sorenbowie.bsky.social I've just lost 2 hours to rearranging apps
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
@sorenbowie.bsky.social I've just lost 2 hours to rearranging apps
@kenwhite.bsky.social I bet I survive strict scrutiny:
The only exceptions to the Amendment I accept:
1. Firms must respond when they reject your application.
2. No team may be called "undefeated" before their season is at least 1/3 over.
3. You have to sing the 3 hidden beats in Sweet Caroline.
The only exceptions to the Amendment I accept:
1. Firms must respond when they reject your application.
2. No team may be called "undefeated" before their season is at least 1/3 over.
3. You have to sing the 3 hidden beats in Sweet Caroline.
September 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@kenwhite.bsky.social I bet I survive strict scrutiny:
The only exceptions to the Amendment I accept:
1. Firms must respond when they reject your application.
2. No team may be called "undefeated" before their season is at least 1/3 over.
3. You have to sing the 3 hidden beats in Sweet Caroline.
The only exceptions to the Amendment I accept:
1. Firms must respond when they reject your application.
2. No team may be called "undefeated" before their season is at least 1/3 over.
3. You have to sing the 3 hidden beats in Sweet Caroline.
Really worried that everyone else has real impostor syndrome while I'm just faking it.
September 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Really worried that everyone else has real impostor syndrome while I'm just faking it.
I realize everyone's distracted but surely the expression should be "forth and back."
September 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I realize everyone's distracted but surely the expression should be "forth and back."
@sorenbowie.bsky.social You should really save gems like "basin wrench" for paying subscribers. I just ordered one and in two days I'll get to look good in front of my wife after installing a better faucet that she's probably forgotten about months ago.
September 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@sorenbowie.bsky.social You should really save gems like "basin wrench" for paying subscribers. I just ordered one and in two days I'll get to look good in front of my wife after installing a better faucet that she's probably forgotten about months ago.
@phoebebovy.bsky.social it's Chris Arr-NUH-dee
August 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@phoebebovy.bsky.social it's Chris Arr-NUH-dee
My daughters were against upzoning the fairy village but they now concede that the added density is supporting a more livable and fiscally sound magical realm. @stephenjacobsmith.com
July 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My daughters were against upzoning the fairy village but they now concede that the added density is supporting a more livable and fiscally sound magical realm. @stephenjacobsmith.com
Me, 2022: Ugh, tennis has gotten so predictable, I can't wait until it's not the same 3 guys winning evening
*monkey's paw curls*
*monkey's paw curls*
July 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Me, 2022: Ugh, tennis has gotten so predictable, I can't wait until it's not the same 3 guys winning evening
*monkey's paw curls*
*monkey's paw curls*
The 3yo left the dinner table to run around shouting "Liberty!"
July 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The 3yo left the dinner table to run around shouting "Liberty!"
My "Not on Epstein's List" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
July 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My "Not on Epstein's List" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Reposted by King Haris
July 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
USA is good, on net.
July 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
USA is good, on net.
July 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Prince of Persia but the goal is to get to the deep parts of Fordow.
June 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Prince of Persia but the goal is to get to the deep parts of Fordow.
It's "No kingS," plural. You're allowed to have one (me).
June 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's "No kingS," plural. You're allowed to have one (me).
@proptermalone.bsky.social Your voice sounds similar enough to Brian Callahan's that it wouldn't take much effort to have a cheapfake ruin my day in August
June 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
@proptermalone.bsky.social Your voice sounds similar enough to Brian Callahan's that it wouldn't take much effort to have a cheapfake ruin my day in August
@proptermalone.bsky.social First time I saw you're on a podcast. Am caught up. Have many comments I will never air (but unequivocally preferring consumption over investment, and by your "economics" guy?!) but will review and listen and have thoughts.
new podcast up. probably nobody is going to be mad about this one
Episode 8: To All The Truck I've Loved Before
Podcast Episode · Normal Men · 05/27/2025 · 1h 9m
podcasts.apple.com
May 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
@proptermalone.bsky.social First time I saw you're on a podcast. Am caught up. Have many comments I will never air (but unequivocally preferring consumption over investment, and by your "economics" guy?!) but will review and listen and have thoughts.