Ian Anderson B.S.
@kiltedchro.bsky.social
A man, a myth, a myth again.
Favorite Pokémon:
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Favorite Pokémon:
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Let’s just say I don’t know how fast the work van goes. But I know how fast I’ll drive it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Let’s just say I don’t know how fast the work van goes. But I know how fast I’ll drive it.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
Vet office cats are a level of zen I could only dream of achieving.
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Vet office cats are a level of zen I could only dream of achieving.
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
Happy discount turkey day to all who celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Happy discount turkey day to all who celebrate.
What if the super soldier serum was a topical cream?
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
What if the super soldier serum was a topical cream?
Holy crap, I've been married for 15 years.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Holy crap, I've been married for 15 years.
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i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hoo boy. Just got my bill for a laser eye treatment. Lucky I have insurance via work, but sweet gods it’s still awful.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Hoo boy. Just got my bill for a laser eye treatment. Lucky I have insurance via work, but sweet gods it’s still awful.
Why is Connecticut?
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Why is Connecticut?
Back home from Unplugged. Had a lovely time, only regret is not hanging out with folks more in the evenings.
Thanks for all the beer, compliments on my bird costume, and amazing reactions to @archimer.bsky.social’s newest creation.
Thanks for all the beer, compliments on my bird costume, and amazing reactions to @archimer.bsky.social’s newest creation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Back home from Unplugged. Had a lovely time, only regret is not hanging out with folks more in the evenings.
Thanks for all the beer, compliments on my bird costume, and amazing reactions to @archimer.bsky.social’s newest creation.
Thanks for all the beer, compliments on my bird costume, and amazing reactions to @archimer.bsky.social’s newest creation.
A guy talking on speakerphone at the next urinal really is a challenge accepted kind of moment.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A guy talking on speakerphone at the next urinal really is a challenge accepted kind of moment.
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When in Philly, go Birds
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
When in Philly, go Birds
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good morning
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
good morning
Alright, Circ. I’m ready for you.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Alright, Circ. I’m ready for you.
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(queen starts playing in the background)
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
(queen starts playing in the background)
Drove into Philly and immediately had to remember to not give a shit if anyone is honking at me.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Drove into Philly and immediately had to remember to not give a shit if anyone is honking at me.
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May the next 27 years be full of as much joy... and dick jokes.
Read the full comic on penny-arcade.com !
www.penny-arcade.com...
#birthday #comedy #webcomics #anniversary #foryou
Read the full comic on penny-arcade.com !
www.penny-arcade.com...
#birthday #comedy #webcomics #anniversary #foryou
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
May the next 27 years be full of as much joy... and dick jokes.
Read the full comic on penny-arcade.com !
www.penny-arcade.com...
#birthday #comedy #webcomics #anniversary #foryou
Read the full comic on penny-arcade.com !
www.penny-arcade.com...
#birthday #comedy #webcomics #anniversary #foryou
I just had someone else trim my facial hair for the first time in my life.
A variety of emotions went on there, many of them were fear and suspicion.
A variety of emotions went on there, many of them were fear and suspicion.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I just had someone else trim my facial hair for the first time in my life.
A variety of emotions went on there, many of them were fear and suspicion.
A variety of emotions went on there, many of them were fear and suspicion.
There’s always one impatient white woman trying to get on the train back to Maine first.
Meanwhile the rest of us get to just watch her wait out there on the platform.
Meanwhile the rest of us get to just watch her wait out there on the platform.
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There’s always one impatient white woman trying to get on the train back to Maine first.
Meanwhile the rest of us get to just watch her wait out there on the platform.
Meanwhile the rest of us get to just watch her wait out there on the platform.
I got in some new tokens to give out at Unplugged and they look sick.
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I got in some new tokens to give out at Unplugged and they look sick.