I remember when Star Wars Celebration went to Chicago a few years ago we dedicated a section of our podcast to promising our club members that nobody was going to be shot upon stepping foot in the city.

Glad you’re here.

Truths.

That’s where I got a bit lucky, I guess? It was fully billed as medical and a majority was covered by insurance, but that leftover bit is still wayyy more than I thought.

*horn section begins*

Particularly memorable moments are bing pressed into both @captainrobear.com and @ifycomedy.com’s respective chests at different times at the bar.