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> NUMBER 001
> GOVERNMENT PROPERTY
> OBJECTIVE: KEEP CIVILLIANS SAFE
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₳Ɽ₮₣ɄⱠ, Ⱨ₥₥... ł ₮Ⱨł₦₭ ł'VɆ ⱧɆ₳ⱤɆĐ ₮Ⱨ₳₮ ฿Ɇ₣ØⱤɆ.
°•His smile goes face-splittingly wild, he'll always take the compliment•°
ØⱧ ɎØɄ ₣Ⱡ₳₮₮ɆⱤ ₥Ɇ, ₮Ⱨ₳₦₭ ɎØɄ
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₳Ɽ₮₣ɄⱠ, Ⱨ₥₥... ł ₮Ⱨł₦₭ ł'VɆ ⱧɆ₳ⱤɆĐ ₮Ⱨ₳₮ ฿Ɇ₣ØⱤɆ.
°•His smile goes face-splittingly wild, he'll always take the compliment•°
ØⱧ ɎØɄ ₣Ⱡ₳₮₮ɆⱤ ₥Ɇ, ₮Ⱨ₳₦₭ ɎØɄ
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> YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME OF THAT MAGICIAN. FROMAGE, YOU KNOW THE NAME? GOES BY ARTFUL.
> WELL, A BETTER VERSION OF HIM.
> WELL, A BETTER VERSION OF HIM.
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₮Ⱨ₳₦₭ ɎØɄ, ₮Ⱨ₳₦₭ ɎØɄ, [THE SHOW MUST GO ON]
°•He bows a little with a smile•°
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₮Ⱨ₳₦₭ ɎØɄ, ₮Ⱨ₳₦₭ ɎØɄ, [THE SHOW MUST GO ON]
°•He bows a little with a smile•°
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[ Falling for Null's trick, looking around . ]
> MIND TRICKS . .
> COOL STUFF!
> MIND TRICKS . .
> COOL STUFF!
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°•His laugh sounds like it's coming from everywhere all at once, feels kind of suffocating almost. Force of habit. Null returns to normal height•°
ł₮'₴ ₥Ø₴₮ⱠɎ ₥ł₦Đ ₮Ɽł₵₭₴. ₱ⱤɆ₮₮Ɏ ₦Ɇ₳₮, ⱧɄⱧ?
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°•His laugh sounds like it's coming from everywhere all at once, feels kind of suffocating almost. Force of habit. Null returns to normal height•°
ł₮'₴ ₥Ø₴₮ⱠɎ ₥ł₦Đ ₮Ɽł₵₭₴. ₱ⱤɆ₮₮Ɏ ₦Ɇ₳₮, ⱧɄⱧ?
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[ Cocking it's head in confusion. What did he just watch? ]
> . . . I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT.
> . . . I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT.
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ⱧɆł₲Ⱨ₮ ł₴ ₳ ₵Ø₦₵Ɇ₱₮ ₥₳ĐɆ ɄØ ฿Ɏ ₵Ø₥₱₳₦łɆ₴ ₮Ø ₴ɆⱠⱠ ₥ØⱤɆ ₥Ɇ₳₴ɄⱤł₦₲ ₮₳₱Ɇ₴
°•Snapping, consumed by glitches. Suddenly, 6 inch tall Noli•°
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ⱧɆł₲Ⱨ₮ ł₴ ₳ ₵Ø₦₵Ɇ₱₮ ₥₳ĐɆ ɄØ ฿Ɏ ₵Ø₥₱₳₦łɆ₴ ₮Ø ₴ɆⱠⱠ ₥ØⱤɆ ₥Ɇ₳₴ɄⱤł₦₲ ₮₳₱Ɇ₴
°•Snapping, consumed by glitches. Suddenly, 6 inch tall Noli•°
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> YOU ARE NOT VERY SMALL. NEARLY AS TALL AS I AM, INFACT.
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ɎɆ₳Ⱨ, ₵ɄⱠ₮.
[UNLAWFUL? PSHT, PLEASE, I WOULD NEVER.] ł'₥ [JUST A LITTLE GUY]
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ɎɆ₳Ⱨ, ₵ɄⱠ₮.
[UNLAWFUL? PSHT, PLEASE, I WOULD NEVER.] ł'₥ [JUST A LITTLE GUY]
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> . . CULT?
> THAT'S .. INTERESTING, TO SAY THE LEAST. YOU AREN'T DOING ANYTHING UNLAWFUL, RIGHT ?
> THAT'S .. INTERESTING, TO SAY THE LEAST. YOU AREN'T DOING ANYTHING UNLAWFUL, RIGHT ?
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ł Ɽ₳₮ⱧɆⱤ ₮ⱧɆɎ JØł₦ ₥Ɏ ₵ɄⱠ₮, ł ₥Ɇ₳₦ [DON'T YOU WANT TO BECOME A CULT LEADED?]
°•Still! Playing distorted, eerie siren noises•°
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ł Ɽ₳₮ⱧɆⱤ ₮ⱧɆɎ JØł₦ ₥Ɏ ₵ɄⱠ₮, ł ₥Ɇ₳₦ [DON'T YOU WANT TO BECOME A CULT LEADED?]
°•Still! Playing distorted, eerie siren noises•°
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> GET SOME SIREN NOISES GOING, AND THE CIVILLIANS WILL HATE YA.
[ Scheming. Rubbing his hands together in a fly-like motion. ]
[ Scheming. Rubbing his hands together in a fly-like motion. ]
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ØⱧ ł ĐØ, ฿ɆⱠłɆVɆ ɎØɄ ₥Ɇ. ł ₮₳Ʉ₦₮ ₱ɆØ₱ⱠɆ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ł₮ ₩ⱧɆ₦ɆVɆⱤ ł ₵₳₦. ₮ⱧɆ Ø₦Ɇ₴ ł ĐØ₦'₮ Ⱡł₭Ɇ ₳₦Ɏ₩₳Ɏ₴.
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ØⱧ ł ĐØ, ฿ɆⱠłɆVɆ ɎØɄ ₥Ɇ. ł ₮₳Ʉ₦₮ ₱ɆØ₱ⱠɆ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ł₮ ₩ⱧɆ₦ɆVɆⱤ ł ₵₳₦. ₮ⱧɆ Ø₦Ɇ₴ ł ĐØ₦'₮ Ⱡł₭Ɇ ₳₦Ɏ₩₳Ɏ₴.
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> LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH NEED A SOFTWARE UPDATE!
> WHY NOT USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE? COULD REALLY GET ON SOME PEOPLES NERVES.
> WHY NOT USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE? COULD REALLY GET ON SOME PEOPLES NERVES.
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₥Ɏ ₲Ⱡł₮₵ⱧɆ₴ ₳ⱤɆ ₥₳₭ł₦₲ ₣Ʉ₦ Ø₣ ₥Ɇ 💧
₮ⱧɆɎ ₵₳₦ JɄ₴₮ ₱Ⱡ₳Ɏ ₥Ʉ₴ł₵ ØⱤ ₴ØɄ₦Đ Ɇ₣₣Ɇ₵₮₴, ĐØ ₩Ⱨ₳₮ ₮ⱧɆɎ ₩₳₦₮ ฿₳₴ł₵₳ⱠⱠɎ
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₥Ɏ ₲Ⱡł₮₵ⱧɆ₴ ₳ⱤɆ ₥₳₭ł₦₲ ₣Ʉ₦ Ø₣ ₥Ɇ 💧
₮ⱧɆɎ ₵₳₦ JɄ₴₮ ₱Ⱡ₳Ɏ ₥Ʉ₴ł₵ ØⱤ ₴ØɄ₦Đ Ɇ₣₣Ɇ₵₮₴, ĐØ ₩Ⱨ₳₮ ₮ⱧɆɎ ₩₳₦₮ ฿₳₴ł₵₳ⱠⱠɎ
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> NEVER HEARD OF YOU.
[ Pausing to update his systems. ]
> . . ? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE.
[ Pausing to update his systems. ]
> . . ? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE.
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ØⱧ, ł'₥ ₦ØⱠł. ł ₲ɄɆ₴₴ ɎØɄ ₵ØɄⱠĐ ₵₳ⱠⱠ ł₮ ₴ɆⱠ₣ Ɇ₥₱ⱠØɎɆĐ.
°•Womp womp wooooomp noise, his own glitches are betraying null•°
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ØⱧ, ł'₥ ₦ØⱠł. ł ₲ɄɆ₴₴ ɎØɄ ₵ØɄⱠĐ ₵₳ⱠⱠ ł₮ ₴ɆⱠ₣ Ɇ₥₱ⱠØɎɆĐ.
°•Womp womp wooooomp noise, his own glitches are betraying null•°
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[ If Killdroid was able, they'd be laughing. ]
> WHO, OR WHAT DO YOU WORK FOR? RECOGNITION SOFTWARE HAS NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE.
> WHO, OR WHAT DO YOU WORK FOR? RECOGNITION SOFTWARE HAS NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE.
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ɎØɄ ₮Ⱨł₦₭ ł ĐØ₦'₮ ₭₦Ø₩ ₮Ⱨ₳₮?
°•Snapping a little maybe, then sighing in defeat•°
₴ØⱤⱤɎ, ₴ØⱤⱤɎ, ł'ⱠⱠ ₮ⱤɎ ₮Ø ₲Ɇ₮ ł₮ ĐØ₦Ɇ ₩ł₮Ⱨ
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ɎØɄ ₮Ⱨł₦₭ ł ĐØ₦'₮ ₭₦Ø₩ ₮Ⱨ₳₮?
°•Snapping a little maybe, then sighing in defeat•°
₴ØⱤⱤɎ, ₴ØⱤⱤɎ, ł'ⱠⱠ ₮ⱤɎ ₮Ø ₲Ɇ₮ ł₮ ĐØ₦Ɇ ₩ł₮Ⱨ
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> GET WORK DONE WITH QUICKLY. YOUR STATE IS UNHEALTHY FOR WORK.
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ł Ⱨ₳VɆ [WORK, TO EARN THE RIGHT TO WORK, TO EARN THE RIGHT TO-] ₮Ø ĐØ, Ʉ₦₣ØⱤ₮Ʉ₦₳₮ɆⱠɎ
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ł Ⱨ₳VɆ [WORK, TO EARN THE RIGHT TO WORK, TO EARN THE RIGHT TO-] ₮Ø ĐØ, Ʉ₦₣ØⱤ₮Ʉ₦₳₮ɆⱠɎ
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> YOU SHOULD GET REST.
> THAT WOULD SERVE YOU WELL.
> THAT WOULD SERVE YOU WELL.
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ØVɆⱤ[WORKED, UNDERPAID, THAT POOR LITTLE SHIH TZU]
₴ØⱤⱤɎ, ฿₳Đ Đ₳Ɏ-
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ØVɆⱤ[WORKED, UNDERPAID, THAT POOR LITTLE SHIH TZU]
₴ØⱤⱤɎ, ฿₳Đ Đ₳Ɏ-
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> . . .
> WHAT?
> WHAT?
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ĐØ ɎØɄ ɆVɆⱤ [WONDER ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY] Ⱨ₳VɆ ₮Ⱨł₦₲₴ ₮Ø ĐØ ฿Ʉ₮ ĐØ₦'₮ ₩₳₦₮ ₮Ø ĐØ ₮ⱧɆ₥.
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ĐØ ɎØɄ ɆVɆⱤ [WONDER ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY] Ⱨ₳VɆ ₮Ⱨł₦₲₴ ₮Ø ĐØ ฿Ʉ₮ ĐØ₦'₮ ₩₳₦₮ ₮Ø ĐØ ₮ⱧɆ₥.
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a cartoon of a woman standing in front of a crowd
ALT: a cartoon of a woman standing in front of a crowd
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