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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1h

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⠀⠀ you cant even tell apart you right and left foot

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𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 1h

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⠀⠀my eyes can see through lies, sebastian.
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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1h

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⠀⠀ i’ve been down here longer than you have and even i know how long a second is ( hes bluffing )

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1h

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⠀⠀ i’ve been down here longer than you have and even i know how long a second is ( hes bluffing )

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𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 1h

anyone else’s sense of time so distorted that they forgot how long a second actually is

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 18h

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⠀⠀ how could you possibly be someone of upmost importance .ᐣ

⌞ muttering underneath his breathˎ earfins drooping just a smidgen. ⌝

good. it should stay that way.

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𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 18h

“ he ” this, " he ” that —— 𝐠𝐨𝐝 you're insufferable. I still have no idea what the hell you're talking about half the time, and —— UGH.ᐟ

. . . right.

it's like screaming into a vacuum with you.

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 18h

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⠀⠀ do better then.

⌞ sneering .̲.̲.̲ ⌝

i’ve been dropped the business formalities with you. just consider yourself lucky 𝙝𝙚’𝙙 be angry if i got up and killed you myself.

hah .ᐣ why would you be anything to me .ᐣ you’re nothingˎ honestly.

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 18h

/ / why did you conspire to kill mr. president /JOKE

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 18h

/ / guac and i’s dms are like a minefield

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 18h

/ / id say they’re rather well adjusted

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 18h

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⠀⠀ do better then.

⌞ sneering .̲.̲.̲ ⌝

i’ve been dropped the business formalities with you. just consider yourself lucky 𝙝𝙚’𝙙 be angry if i got up and killed you myself.

hah .ᐣ why would you be anything to me .ᐣ you’re nothingˎ honestly.

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𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 18h

I don't have night vision, asshole.

but . . . so we're dropping the business formalities now.ᐣ I see.

no —— go on. what am I to you.ᐣ educate me.

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 18h

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⠀⠀ maybe because my “ 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 “ customer isn’t regularˎ nor a customer at all. hasn’t it clicked for you yet .ᐣ why i talk to you differently than i do for 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 else .ᐣ

and it’s not my fault you’re just utterly incompetent.

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 18h

/ / asesome text btw i wonder what conversation this was from truly. and this is canon. our seblice really does look like this

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Reposted by * ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ .

𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 18h

// seblice height difference redux

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 18h

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⠀⠀ maybe because my “ 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 “ customer isn’t regularˎ nor a customer at all. hasn’t it clicked for you yet .ᐣ why i talk to you differently than i do for 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 else .ᐣ

and it’s not my fault you’re just utterly incompetent.

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𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 19h

running a business, but you hate your only regular and want her to stay away. you love contradicting yourself with your own customer service buzzwords.

❪ * irritated grunt. 💢 ❫

kind of hard to use them when it's pitch black, smartass.

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 19h

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⠀⠀ it’s called running a 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴ˎ friend. but such a concept seems to be rather incomprehensible to youˎ hm .ᐣ

i’m sure you could find batteries if you actually used your eyes though.

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 19h

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⠀⠀ it’s called running a 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴ˎ friend. but such a concept seems to be rather incomprehensible to youˎ hm .ᐣ

i’m sure you could find batteries if you actually used your eyes though.

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𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 19h

believe me, I'd love nothing more —— 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 seems to get a kick out of hoarding all the batteries down here, though. funny, isn't it.

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 19h

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⠀⠀ .̲.̲.̲ alice.

⌞ annoyed gruff. ⌝

you’d be doing us both a favor if you stopped coming by my shop.

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 19h

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⠀⠀ .̲.̲.̲ alice.

⌞ annoyed gruff. ⌝

you’d be doing us both a favor if you stopped coming by my shop.

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 20h

ING SO HAPPY SHES SO RPETTY

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 20h

THATST MY WIFE

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Reposted by * ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ .

𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 20h

// critter

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 23h

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⠀⠀ i am starting to doubt that you even have safety measures implemented in the first place. you arrive at a heavily guarded area and instead turning around you STILL decide to enter .ᐣ or maybe you just have zero survival instincts.

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ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 23h

i'm sorry but just where do you think i work??? i would understand if it were a facility like your place but i work at a family restaurant in a small town. safety measures for my job are different than safety measures for yours.

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ this is how people get murdered.

would it really kill you to ensure your safety before anything else .ᐣ

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ this is how people get murdered.

would it really kill you to ensure your safety before anything else .ᐣ

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ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 1d

background checks for.....people ordering pizza?

my job is just to deliver to wherevers ordered. we don't exactly have the time to look into everyone who calls during regular hours, let alone times like the lunch rush...

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ .̲.̲.̲ you might be the second most dumbest person i’ve ever met. ever heard of doing background checks .ᐣ

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ .̲.̲.̲ you might be the second most dumbest person i’ve ever met. ever heard of doing background checks .ᐣ

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ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 1d

one of the prisoners used their sole phone call to prank order pizza and since i caught wind of the expendable program they sent me down with the inmates so word wouldn't get out to the general public

AND they confiscated the pizzas.

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ how did you even GET the address .ᐣ .ᐣ

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ ( unholstering his shotgun and gun whipping her .ᐣ )

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𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 1d

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ ( scratches ass ) oh

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𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 1d

it was the fourteenth of october

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ yesterday felt important

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ how did you even GET the address .ᐣ .ᐣ

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ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 1d

i don't think i'm going to be delivering pizzas to that address again anytime soon

* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ yesterday felt important

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

❆．noia

them making it undeniable whenever sebastian’s genuinely upset is awesome lorewise but it also makes me really sad because he ends up becoming super detached and it hurts my heart

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* ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ . @hejsted.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ ⌞ rubbing at his eyes ﹔ earfins flicking out of utter irritation. if it weren’t for himˎ he wouldn’t even bother to be selling flash beacons. ⌝

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Reposted by * ᵁ͟ᴹ͟ᴵ𝐍𝙰𝐎𝚂𝐇𝙸︔ 𓂃 ‟ 𝕫 ‐ ¹³ .

𓄹 𓈒 𓁺 ݁ ˚ ╱ 𝐁𝐋ᴬ̲𝐒ᴘʜᴇᴍʏ, ⠀⠀𝐇ᴱ̲ᴿ̲ᴱ̲𝐒ʏ.ᐟ @hadopaphobia.bsky.social · 1d

// I GUESS I FORGOT TO CLOSE XIV BEFORE I GOT ON PRESSURE AND SHADOWPLAY STAYED ON IT WHICH RESULTED IN THIS FUCKING CLIP AND I AM GENUINELY IN HYSTERICS OVER IT

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