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Paige (!)

@keysandcrumbs.bsky.social

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powerful midwestern transsexual i like to press the buttons! 🔞| 30 | she/her | love: @rawrxbrooke.bsky.social i do things here sometimes: https://www.youtube.com/@KeysAndCrumbs https://www.twitch.tv/keysandcrumbs

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · Aug 5

you shouldn't let poets lie to you

Selfie photo of Paige perching her face on her wrist with her arm resting on a table, which is holding a 13 inch CRT television. She is wearing three digital watches, and posing as to reference a popular video clip of Icelandic pop singer Björk.

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Arcade Random Posting @arcadeposting.bsky.social · 8h

Arcade Random Posting

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · Jul 22

jar jar is the key to all of this

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · Aug 8

i always liked that season 01 still had that beavis and butthead stink on it

King of the Hill still.
Luanne cries hunched over the couch while Hank looks forward.

King of the Hill still.
Minh, Luanne, and Nancy.

King of the Hill still.
Hank grips a cigarette between his fingers with a satisfied facial expression as Bobby watches.

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · Feb 13

post your desktop background

An illustration titled "Bobby Defeats Rouge" by bodko.
The illustration is a digital painting that features a freeze frame of an evening rooftop battle between the character Bobby Hill from American animated television series King of the Hill, and the character Rouge the Bat from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Bobby is holding Rouge up by the throat. His arm is held back and his fist is clenched suggesting he is about to land a decisive blow.

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 10h

"What are you talking about?"
-Robert "Bobby" Hill

Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 12h

top 5 hardest image

come on

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 12h

bengus art is so fucking cool

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 12h

offline trans mascs are neato

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Meow🧡💜💖🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 4d

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Gaming For Ages - 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚃𝚞𝚋𝚎! @gamingforages.bsky.social · 20h

Welcome to Post-Truth Gaming!

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 17h

nearly 25 years later and they still never made a game any cooler than jet set radio future

The Latch Brothers - Me Likey the Poom Poom

YouTube video by DJ Professor M

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 18h

Something Awful 2 Battle for Nintendo Gamecube

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 18h

my favorite Dreamcast game, Sexual Assault 2

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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 1d

little known fact, but Struzan did the Spyro: A Hero's Tail coverart for whatever reason. It is the *only* cover art he painted for a (non movie IP tie-in) videogame

It's a good-ass piece of course but man what a random title to do this for

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 1d

cynical does not mean "kind of crabby sometimes"

Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 1d

oh my god i got the "303 is a perfectly fine e level, also come in a day later next time" pp clinician, fucking SWEET

Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 1d

not to mention, i'd love to give back to so many of 🫵*you* 🫵 that may be struggling, or just selling stickers or zines and stuff.
i know not everyone is so fortunate to have their family on their side, or a live-in romantic partner, or whatever, and i want to make good on my positive fortune

Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 1d

i know it sounds pretty frivolous, but all i want from the current moment is a closet full of clothes *I* picked out for myself off the rack with tags.

Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 1d

i have a dang good full time job earning the most i have to date; but since i was unemployed and living on credit for nearly 2 dang entire years i am in a very tire spinning situation when it comes to getting caught up on my debts after bills are sorted.

like man, idk, i just want a "nice" haircut

Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 1d

one must imagine sisyphus in jeans that are just a little too short

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 1d

OR conversely one could give me a $500 nordstrom gift card so i can get myself clothes and accessories i'm actually comfortable in that didn't come from a donation pile

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 1d

i had a very frustrating morning and direct some very internalized uh-oh feelings toward myself, i would appreciate if i could be a part of your daily positive affirmation, or prayers, or genki dama, or what have you

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · 1d

how much goddamn money do i need to spend on bags and jackets with a zipper that actually works

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〽️ax krieger does the damn thing @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 2d

having just finished my own buildout, in awe of bam margera's early 2000s editing chain

bam margera with the following in a beige early 2000s room:

a sony trinitron for live video
a vhs player
a betacam (pro ntsc format) player
a powermac g4
dual crt monitors
what looks to be a sony dcr-vx2000 minidv camcorder

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Paige (!) @keysandcrumbs.bsky.social · Sep 10

*gets chased offscreen past man reading newspaper on park bench only for newspaper to be lowered and reveal it was me on the bench the whole time*

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