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sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 1d

my review of crush 80’s flavored soda:

i was hoping it would taste like arcades and trapper keepers.

it tasted like reaganomics and chernobyl.

2/10

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sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 2d

he did make slices of it. "Okay, here's some slices right now." So as his buddy comes up, he eats a slice. He's like, "Mm-hmm. I mean, it's okay, I just don't know if it was worth all that effort and time." And his buddy who cooked it says, "Just you wait, the ends will justify the LEANS..."

sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 2d

back out with another tray. He took the fatty meat, he cut it up into cubes because he's going to make BURNT ENDS.

But that means he's got to put it back in the smoker, let the sauce tack on. So that's going to take even longer. Everyone starts groaning. He comes out. Well, he did take the lean,

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sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 2d

yet?" "No, not yet." Doesn't want to rush it. It's fine.

So finally, you know, it kind of gets to temp. He pulls it off and he's cutting the LEAN meat. Right? Briskets have two bustles: there's the lean meat and there's the fatty meat. And one's like, "Okay, we're going to eat soon." But he comes

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sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 2d

A guy was going to make a whole BRISKET for a party and he was very excited about his big centerpiece meal item, very showy, put it on a smoker very early in the day. But, you know, they take a long time. It wasn't it coming up the TEMP. So even by the time people were at the party, it wasn't ready

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sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 2d

you may choose one person to tell you the aristocrats joke

sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 3d

you mean Night Trap

sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 3d

the @xbox.com support page makes you click an “i am not a robot” box to get into a support chat where a robot proceeds to not solve your issue at all

sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 3d

massachusetts DTA ain’t afraid to point the finger at the fuckers responsible

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sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 7d

seattle. especially if you throw harvey danger and modest mouse in there too

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sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 8d

James Cameron presents Wetrix

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sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 8d

hey that’s the days cottages in truro, massachusetts

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sit ubisoft sit @kevyn9.bsky.social · 9d

same boat. i’ve never been to a protest before but i braved the social anxiety and made an appearance for an hour and a half. enjoyed the positive vibes. only saw one trumpy dude drive by in a car covered with qanon stickers, everyone else was waving and thumbs upping.

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