Kevin Seccia
@kevinseccia.bsky.social
I’m gonna wait to see if this place sticks before adding a description.
I love the gym. So many great machines targeting every muscle group that people can use to check their phones.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I love the gym. So many great machines targeting every muscle group that people can use to check their phones.
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In this week's newsletter @jamesfolta.com and I round up funny writing by Carly Silverman in @pointsincase.com, and Emily Berge, Fletcher Michael, and @kevinseccia.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net!
Plus, a recent piece by James for @literaryhub.bsky.social
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Plus, a recent piece by James for @literaryhub.bsky.social
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A Newsletter of Humorous Writing
by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...
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November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
In this week's newsletter @jamesfolta.com and I round up funny writing by Carly Silverman in @pointsincase.com, and Emily Berge, Fletcher Michael, and @kevinseccia.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net!
Plus, a recent piece by James for @literaryhub.bsky.social
Check it out & subscribe at the link below.
Plus, a recent piece by James for @literaryhub.bsky.social
Check it out & subscribe at the link below.
Don’t be a piece of shit, or don’t date songwriters. You really gotta pick one.
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Don’t be a piece of shit, or don’t date songwriters. You really gotta pick one.
A writer in LA is like an old-timey door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman, only you have to pitch your way thru everyone in the house, including the dog, and no one’s ever home. And you have to make the vacuums.
Eventually, months later, they let you know they’ve decided to stick with a broom.
Eventually, months later, they let you know they’ve decided to stick with a broom.
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A writer in LA is like an old-timey door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman, only you have to pitch your way thru everyone in the house, including the dog, and no one’s ever home. And you have to make the vacuums.
Eventually, months later, they let you know they’ve decided to stick with a broom.
Eventually, months later, they let you know they’ve decided to stick with a broom.
“Kryptonite doesn’t hurt Superman. His body, on a subatomic level, recognizes the rock. It knows what it is, and that he belongs there, and it understands that he will never be there again. What brings him to his knees isn’t pain, it’s the sadness of knowing he can never go home.” -Don Draper
September 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“Kryptonite doesn’t hurt Superman. His body, on a subatomic level, recognizes the rock. It knows what it is, and that he belongs there, and it understands that he will never be there again. What brings him to his knees isn’t pain, it’s the sadness of knowing he can never go home.” -Don Draper
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Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!
I like the therapy seasons that are like a grab bag, after a week when not much is going on. “Things are okay. Pretty good… I forgot to workout yesterday. Also, I thought about this toy I had when I was 9… Oh, I got sad about a squirrel? Should I- Do you want me to talk about that?”
August 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I like the therapy seasons that are like a grab bag, after a week when not much is going on. “Things are okay. Pretty good… I forgot to workout yesterday. Also, I thought about this toy I had when I was 9… Oh, I got sad about a squirrel? Should I- Do you want me to talk about that?”
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Literally begging people to stop saying “one hundred percent.” It’s a plague. Maybe even just change the percentage? To mix it up a little? Yes it’s probably weird that this bothers me.
July 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Literally begging people to stop saying “one hundred percent.” It’s a plague. Maybe even just change the percentage? To mix it up a little? Yes it’s probably weird that this bothers me.
Literally begging people to stop saying “one hundred percent.” It’s a plague. Maybe even just change the percentage? To mix it up a little? Yes it’s probably weird that this bothers me.
July 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Literally begging people to stop saying “one hundred percent.” It’s a plague. Maybe even just change the percentage? To mix it up a little? Yes it’s probably weird that this bothers me.
Please, please, please stop using AI for bits and jokes. It’s so dumb. We all know it’s bad at doing everything, there’s gotta be a better way of making that tired point that doesn’t burn hundreds of gallons of water and energy. You’re (probably) better than this!
June 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Please, please, please stop using AI for bits and jokes. It’s so dumb. We all know it’s bad at doing everything, there’s gotta be a better way of making that tired point that doesn’t burn hundreds of gallons of water and energy. You’re (probably) better than this!
There should be a time in the group chat where one person is like, “Okay guys, great work all around, but we’re shutting it down for a bit. See you all tomorrow.” Otherwise it never ends. Are we going all night?! Someone’s gotta step in!!
June 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
There should be a time in the group chat where one person is like, “Okay guys, great work all around, but we’re shutting it down for a bit. See you all tomorrow.” Otherwise it never ends. Are we going all night?! Someone’s gotta step in!!
There’s a coffee shop in Burbank called “Romancing the Bean” which sounds gross and doesn’t even rhyme and it kills me that they didn’t call it “Romancing the Scone” and it bothers me every time I walk by.
May 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
There’s a coffee shop in Burbank called “Romancing the Bean” which sounds gross and doesn’t even rhyme and it kills me that they didn’t call it “Romancing the Scone” and it bothers me every time I walk by.
It’s a punching an extra hole into my leather belt kind of day.
May 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It’s a punching an extra hole into my leather belt kind of day.
I wrote a western short story and then someone agreed to publish it! I’m basically Elmore Leonard!
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April 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I wrote a western short story and then someone agreed to publish it! I’m basically Elmore Leonard!
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This makes me question Gandalf’s politics.
April 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This makes me question Gandalf’s politics.
I was the first guy to say "Hoppy Easter." That was me. That's why I'm drunk on a yacht and you're Joe PunchClock down at the Shit Factory.
April 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I was the first guy to say "Hoppy Easter." That was me. That's why I'm drunk on a yacht and you're Joe PunchClock down at the Shit Factory.
This was very fun and you should listen!
Week of April 7: Heel Turns w/ Handsome Kevin Seccia. Our favorite good-looking man joins the show for a turn as guest host and in the process makes a ton of wrestling analogies. We also get the inside scoop on Mike Dawson's height and the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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Week of April 7: Heel Turns w/ Handsome Kevin Seccia
Podcast Episode · What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast · 04/15/2025 · 1h 28m
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April 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This was very fun and you should listen!
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Won’t you join us for The Great North tonight on Fox or tomorrow on Hulu?
April 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Won’t you join us for The Great North tonight on Fox or tomorrow on Hulu?
Gonna post one of those bottle drop vids where you roll a glass jar full of marbles down concrete steps and halfway down the owner of the stairs runs out and beats the shit out of me.
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Gonna post one of those bottle drop vids where you roll a glass jar full of marbles down concrete steps and halfway down the owner of the stairs runs out and beats the shit out of me.
Never, at any point in history, have more people needed to be punched in the face.
March 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Never, at any point in history, have more people needed to be punched in the face.
My dog’s track record for identifying actual threats and then alerting me to them via barking is TERRIBLE. All of her instincts are wrong! At this point, it’s embarrassing. She’s like 0-550,000.
March 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
My dog’s track record for identifying actual threats and then alerting me to them via barking is TERRIBLE. All of her instincts are wrong! At this point, it’s embarrassing. She’s like 0-550,000.
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My original story for @thenation.com is right here: www.thenation.com/article/cult...
The Not-So-Golden Age of MAGA Troll Comedy
In a blind rush to appease a phantom Trump demographic, media executives and billionaire owners are granting influential platforms to bigots, hacks, and panderers.
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March 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My original story for @thenation.com is right here: www.thenation.com/article/cult...
Watched a Twilight Zone about a newspaper reporter who interviews a mysteriously young-looking actress who turns out to be Cleopatra. So unrealistic!! No one makes a living as a newspaper reporter.
March 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Watched a Twilight Zone about a newspaper reporter who interviews a mysteriously young-looking actress who turns out to be Cleopatra. So unrealistic!! No one makes a living as a newspaper reporter.
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Hey Bust A Moon Adventure came out, written by super funny guy @kevinseccia.bsky.social and directed by the always wonderful Karen Hydendahl! Here's some development sketches I did (holy crap how many accordion guys did I draw for this) #TheGreatNorth #Hulu
March 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hey Bust A Moon Adventure came out, written by super funny guy @kevinseccia.bsky.social and directed by the always wonderful Karen Hydendahl! Here's some development sketches I did (holy crap how many accordion guys did I draw for this) #TheGreatNorth #Hulu
Daredevil: Born Again is great but I’m not sure the threat of an insane madman controlling ONE city packs quite the punch it once did.
March 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Daredevil: Born Again is great but I’m not sure the threat of an insane madman controlling ONE city packs quite the punch it once did.