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@kevinpalmer.bsky.social

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I am a co-founder, hockey player, #Sabres fan, bad golfer, food lover, and pop culture savant. Single dad of an eight-year-old.

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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2h

With the win last night, the Sabres are 1-3. Their next six games are:

Florida
Montreal
Detroit
Toronto x2
Columbus

What do you think their record will be for the first ten games of the season?

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 16h

79-3 Sabres… probably

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 17h

From the Pk on the Sabres have absolutely been flying, hitting everything, and just playing with aggression. Just fast and hard hockey. Hope to see it continue.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 17h

Sabres have showen more effort in the last minute than they have all season.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 18h

I mean… I’ll take that Sabres goal, garbage or not. They needed it.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 23h

How could I forget those valuable contributions and the girlfriend replacement sex bots?

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 23h

Fuck you guys, AI is used for a lot of important things like sending spam marketing emails that barely make sense, writing shitty Google ads, and crafting garbage content for websites.

How dare you insult this innovator and all the awesome things it has brought?

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

Still standing by my Sabres team prediction for the season.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 4d

How do I think the Sabres season is going to go? On the way home from Boston the team plane is going to crash in a remote area of the Catskills. A horrible storm combined with a malfunctioning black box makes them impossible to find.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "

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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

Didn’t realize she owned the Titans

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

Cheaper option for sure.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

Sabres cleaning up on those coaches challenges, at least we have that going for us.

a man wearing a camouflage hat says so i got that going for me

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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe I can get a lobotomy and just function like Cam Skattebo. He seems happy.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

I'm on the treadmill, so I'm trapped. Another 15 minutes.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

Oh cool... Timmins is hurt now.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

I didn't expect them to beat Colorado, but I also didn't think we'd see them go 0-3 to start the year and have half the team on IR. They are just going to dig themselves a hole that will be impossible to get out of.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

two cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words " a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste "

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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 3d

I am sure they would cite that they have four starters out, which can't really help. It's just so brutal.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 3d

I usually wait like ten games before I start forming opinions about the Sabres and how the season is going to go. It's fucking bleak right now.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 4d

Gwen Stefani wrote a whole song about how she wasn't related to Michigan's punter

Michigan's HUDSON HOLLENBECK

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 4d

Winning the cup within two years while Benson roams the Catskills looking for additional victims.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 4d

Finally Dahlin and Thompson reach civilization and then NHL gives the Sabres a ton of draft picks and lets them ravage the roster of other teams.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 4d

However before they have to resort to that the infected cut on Benson’s face fully takes over turning him into a zombie where he eats the team saving Pegula and Kevyn for last.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 4d

Dahlin and Thompson decide to cook the crippled body of Norris as supplies to hike down the mountain and look for help. They are gone for weeks where the team exhausts all their food and begins to discuss cannibalism.

Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 4d

How do I think the Sabres season is going to go? On the way home from Boston the team plane is going to crash in a remote area of the Catskills. A horrible storm combined with a malfunctioning black box makes them impossible to find.