Kevin McCaffrey
@kevinmccaff.bsky.social
Comedian. Appeared on Letterman & a bunch of truTV/Vh1 shows you watched accidentally. Podcasts: Sex and the Cidiots, The Bridgerton Bros. Either a little drunk or talking to a dog, sometimes both. linktree.com/kevinmccaffrey for tour dates!
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As a DK Metcalf fantasy football player, can we please shoot some more Ivermectin into Aaron Rodgers, stat
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
As a DK Metcalf fantasy football player, can we please shoot some more Ivermectin into Aaron Rodgers, stat
It gives me so much joy to finally be able to say this in a way that has nothing to do with his personality or my favorite team losing to him: Aaron Rodgers sucks. Like, actually bad! Beautiful to see
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It gives me so much joy to finally be able to say this in a way that has nothing to do with his personality or my favorite team losing to him: Aaron Rodgers sucks. Like, actually bad! Beautiful to see
This afternoon’s slate of games may be the worst football I’ve ever seen. The Great Famine of Offense
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This afternoon’s slate of games may be the worst football I’ve ever seen. The Great Famine of Offense
LSU is the gold standard of poaching personally repellant coaches in the midst of great seasons who…aren’t even *that* great
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
LSU is the gold standard of poaching personally repellant coaches in the midst of great seasons who…aren’t even *that* great
Yeah canceled doesn’t mean anything. There are other words we can use, guys
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Yeah canceled doesn’t mean anything. There are other words we can use, guys
“Notre Dame you have to join a conference to be serious” yes, as serious as 5-loss Duke being in the championship game over Miami. Very serious stuff going on in the conferences I see
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“Notre Dame you have to join a conference to be serious” yes, as serious as 5-loss Duke being in the championship game over Miami. Very serious stuff going on in the conferences I see
They say teams take on the personality of their coach. A Pat Narduzzi-led team being repeatedly, demonstrably and unnecessarily stupid sure seems to support that theory
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They say teams take on the personality of their coach. A Pat Narduzzi-led team being repeatedly, demonstrably and unnecessarily stupid sure seems to support that theory
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"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates
Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates
Caleb Williams has so many tools. If he could throw a ball to a receiver’s hands, he’d be unstoppable
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Caleb Williams has so many tools. If he could throw a ball to a receiver’s hands, he’d be unstoppable
Okay, NOW you can do Christmas stuff
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Okay, NOW you can do Christmas stuff
Thanksgiving is the only holiday that ends up being largely about a totally different holiday. Christmas songs all over the parade. If Thanksgiving had a wedding, Christmas would get engaged at the reception
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Thanksgiving is the only holiday that ends up being largely about a totally different holiday. Christmas songs all over the parade. If Thanksgiving had a wedding, Christmas would get engaged at the reception
“Turning onto 34th street now, oh this is ALWAYS a crowd pleaser — playing the score from the Social Network on synth, 8 feet tall with a the head of a squirrel and one single wing it uses to fly in circles around the room, it’s my sleep paralysis demon! And behind him, Kristin Chenoweth”
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Turning onto 34th street now, oh this is ALWAYS a crowd pleaser — playing the score from the Social Network on synth, 8 feet tall with a the head of a squirrel and one single wing it uses to fly in circles around the room, it’s my sleep paralysis demon! And behind him, Kristin Chenoweth”
Every year the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade creates 15 new tween & pop celebs who never existed before this moment. Somehow your kids and nieces and nephews love them. They are not real, this is Mandela Effect
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every year the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade creates 15 new tween & pop celebs who never existed before this moment. Somehow your kids and nieces and nephews love them. They are not real, this is Mandela Effect
On Delta flight:
Gate Agent: passenger left a hat in 10A
Flight Attendant: the caterer wanted it, it’s gone. But don’t tell them that
GOTTA be a grace period, guys. If the plane’s in the air again, fine, but they just walked off the plane that’s still here! It’s not a portal to another dimension
Gate Agent: passenger left a hat in 10A
Flight Attendant: the caterer wanted it, it’s gone. But don’t tell them that
GOTTA be a grace period, guys. If the plane’s in the air again, fine, but they just walked off the plane that’s still here! It’s not a portal to another dimension
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
On Delta flight:
Gate Agent: passenger left a hat in 10A
Flight Attendant: the caterer wanted it, it’s gone. But don’t tell them that
GOTTA be a grace period, guys. If the plane’s in the air again, fine, but they just walked off the plane that’s still here! It’s not a portal to another dimension
Gate Agent: passenger left a hat in 10A
Flight Attendant: the caterer wanted it, it’s gone. But don’t tell them that
GOTTA be a grace period, guys. If the plane’s in the air again, fine, but they just walked off the plane that’s still here! It’s not a portal to another dimension
Pardoning the turkey is weird because you’re celebrating, with the turkey, that you’re not going to eat it…yet
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Pardoning the turkey is weird because you’re celebrating, with the turkey, that you’re not going to eat it…yet
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Making them wear robes before going for costume change on the Dancing With The Stars finale makes it seem like everyone just f’d in a hotel
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Making them wear robes before going for costume change on the Dancing With The Stars finale makes it seem like everyone just f’d in a hotel
Shout out to my man Bruno for busting out the Elton John version of the Wedding Singer suit for the DWTS finale
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Shout out to my man Bruno for busting out the Elton John version of the Wedding Singer suit for the DWTS finale
Tremendous
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Tremendous
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
It’s so clear this is just a very successful coalition formed by people who, without the hats and the shared worship, would not have a single friend in their lives
A group of California conservatives are planning a special ‘Patriots in the Park’ outing to Disneyland, where members can proudly wear their MAGA hats and ‘trigger some liberals.’
A ‘MAGA Invasion’ Is Coming to Disneyland
A group of California conservatives are planning a special ‘Patriots in the Park’ outing to Disneyland, where members can proudly wear their MAGA hats and ‘trigger some liberals.’
www.thecut.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s so clear this is just a very successful coalition formed by people who, without the hats and the shared worship, would not have a single friend in their lives
Excited to be booked on Comics Leashed! You go on and start doing one of your bits from the couch, but then cut it short and say “you know, I probably shouldn’t, I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings”
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Excited to be booked on Comics Leashed! You go on and start doing one of your bits from the couch, but then cut it short and say “you know, I probably shouldn’t, I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings”
How…and when, and where you doin
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
Friends Spinoff Joey Releases 8 'New' Episodes Online — Nearly 20 Years Later - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
How…and when, and where you doin
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I mean this in the nicest way possible, shut the fuck up
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I mean this in the nicest way possible, shut the fuck up