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Sarcasm is my gas station boner pill.
"Dems should be put to death... except for this dreamy Zohran... can I call you Bubba?" Trump, probably
Chuck Schumer and Don Jr hiding in the curtains shaking with anger
"The better he does, the happier I am," Donald Trump says about Zohran Mamdani as he congratulates him.
Trump speaking with a warm tone towards the new mayor of New York City.
Trump speaking with a warm tone towards the new mayor of New York City.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Dems should be put to death... except for this dreamy Zohran... can I call you Bubba?" Trump, probably
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everyone correctly noting that any time you put Trump in a room with someone charismatic he becomes extremely complimentary until someone reminds him he hates that person, take a bow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
everyone correctly noting that any time you put Trump in a room with someone charismatic he becomes extremely complimentary until someone reminds him he hates that person, take a bow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
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Don't leave words unsaid, tell all the ones who need to hear, "go fuck yourself."
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Don't leave words unsaid, tell all the ones who need to hear, "go fuck yourself."
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November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Maybe it wasn’t really about Zelensky’s suit after all? 🤨
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Maybe it wasn’t really about Zelensky’s suit after all? 🤨
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LEAVITT: They are encouraging service members not to follow lawful orders!
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
LEAVITT: They are encouraging service members not to follow lawful orders!
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
And the only thing left was the binder it came in.
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
And the only thing left was the binder it came in.
Translation: Bondi shredded the 90% of pages with him on them.
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Reverses Stance on Epstein Files Ahead of House Vote
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Translation: Bondi shredded the 90% of pages with him on them.
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She followed+taunted David Hogg
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
Video surfaces of Marjorie Taylor Greene confronting Parkland shooting survivor with baseless claims | CNN Politics
Video of Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene confronting Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg before she was elected to Congress went viral Wednesday amid an uproar over newly surfaced comments sh...
www.cnn.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
They will overreach
(gestures to everything of negative origin)
(gestures to everything of negative origin)
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They will overreach
(gestures to everything of negative origin)
(gestures to everything of negative origin)
What if... all you MAGA-tards are part of the Pedo ring and it's cover up?
Steve Bannon Offered Trump’s MAGA as Shield for Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein helped shape Trump’s MAGA movement through a secret alliance with its chief architect, Steve Bannon, who told him it could help him “stave off Time’s Up for a decade” in return for str...
bylinetimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What if... all you MAGA-tards are part of the Pedo ring and it's cover up?
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Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
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Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
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GOP now standes for
Guardians of the Pedophiles
Guardians of the Pedophiles
August 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
GOP now standes for
Guardians of the Pedophiles
Guardians of the Pedophiles
In case you were wondering what panic smells like:
Trump Administration Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In case you were wondering what panic smells like:
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Better headline: Trump faces mounting heat for RAPING CHILDREN from mountain of evidence in Epstein emails
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Better headline: Trump faces mounting heat for RAPING CHILDREN from mountain of evidence in Epstein emails
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wow, washington post.
lol that’s the actual headline: comma, epstein.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
lol that’s the actual headline: comma, epstein.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump faces heat from MAGA base on ‘America First’ agenda, Epstein
MAGA leaders erupted over the president’s assertion that the U.S. needs foreign workers. That rift and others have raised GOP concerns about enthusiasm ahead of the midterms.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
wow, washington post.
lol that’s the actual headline: comma, epstein.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
lol that’s the actual headline: comma, epstein.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Republicans "tell" that they're about to get dick slapped.
Republicans Reprise Unfounded Claims of Widespread Election Interference
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Republicans "tell" that they're about to get dick slapped.
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installing a subwoofer in my car to make the Google maps lady sound taller
July 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
installing a subwoofer in my car to make the Google maps lady sound taller
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going to night school to learn how to explode into a cloud of bats
October 10, 2023 at 1:35 AM
going to night school to learn how to explode into a cloud of bats
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BREAKING: Trump thinks stripper likes him.
The Art of Letting Trump Claim a Win, While Walking Away Stronger
www.nytimes.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
BREAKING: Trump thinks stripper likes him.
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The president had a MRI but won't say why.
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The president had a MRI but won't say why.
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
It'd be hilarious if it weren't so depressingly true.
Whole gag in Garry Trudeau's short-lived sitcom "Alpha House" of a Reagan impersonator performing at a GOP Senate retreat. They're all lathered up for red meat, and the impersonator only delivers quotes saying nice things about immigration, etc.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo4l...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo4l...
Ronald Regan Impersonator from Alpha House
YouTube video by TheAlmightPat
www.youtube.com
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It'd be hilarious if it weren't so depressingly true.