Keto/garbanzo
@ketomarten.bsky.social
A marten and a jackal squished into a box. 31 // he/him // PGH // Likes and shares NSFW, 18+ only!
🥚by @corgilegs.pizza
🔺by @citymuttfursuit.bsky.social + @jaycostumes.bsky.social
🥚by @corgilegs.pizza
🔺by @citymuttfursuit.bsky.social + @jaycostumes.bsky.social
about to get my first tattoo. it’s a yote!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
about to get my first tattoo. it’s a yote!!!!!
thanksgiving is my super bowl
I don’t do it for lousy colonial traditions, I do it because nothing brings joy and connection between the people I love more than lovingly made food
I don’t do it for lousy colonial traditions, I do it because nothing brings joy and connection between the people I love more than lovingly made food
Man
@ketomarten.bsky.social prepared the most amazing thanksgiving dinner
My whole family was floored and I was made inert by food
I was defeated
My life bar was wiped I was demolished
A bunch of stoats (and a badger, my dad) were skreeing with satisfaction around this marten
@ketomarten.bsky.social prepared the most amazing thanksgiving dinner
My whole family was floored and I was made inert by food
I was defeated
My life bar was wiped I was demolished
A bunch of stoats (and a badger, my dad) were skreeing with satisfaction around this marten
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
thanksgiving is my super bowl
I don’t do it for lousy colonial traditions, I do it because nothing brings joy and connection between the people I love more than lovingly made food
I don’t do it for lousy colonial traditions, I do it because nothing brings joy and connection between the people I love more than lovingly made food
happy fatfur body euphoria day, for those who celebrate! *beams*
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
happy fatfur body euphoria day, for those who celebrate! *beams*
not gonna say tooooo much yet but in a few weeks I’m gonna start up my own studio/business and I’m so psyched and full of ideas to show yall <3
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
not gonna say tooooo much yet but in a few weeks I’m gonna start up my own studio/business and I’m so psyched and full of ideas to show yall <3
take that, gym bros
i pulled this bad bitch with my scrawny charm :)
i pulled this bad bitch with my scrawny charm :)
My favorite quality of coyotes is that they are such crooked polygons.
So miserably lanky, such a starving shape with everything about them being bony and weird
It's what makes me get such heart eyes for them
So miserably lanky, such a starving shape with everything about them being bony and weird
It's what makes me get such heart eyes for them
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
take that, gym bros
i pulled this bad bitch with my scrawny charm :)
i pulled this bad bitch with my scrawny charm :)
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When you take your hands from the leash
Set me free, I'm an animal
Set me free, I'm an animal
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When you take your hands from the leash
Set me free, I'm an animal
Set me free, I'm an animal
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I suspect he doesn't want to play console games. >.>
I used the same brush as the last Bowser drawing and it felt pretty comfortable even though I refined it a little more.
By the way, the game on the TV was drawn by @AnhesArt, and he posted it, so go check it out!
I used the same brush as the last Bowser drawing and it felt pretty comfortable even though I refined it a little more.
By the way, the game on the TV was drawn by @AnhesArt, and he posted it, so go check it out!
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I suspect he doesn't want to play console games. >.>
I used the same brush as the last Bowser drawing and it felt pretty comfortable even though I refined it a little more.
By the way, the game on the TV was drawn by @AnhesArt, and he posted it, so go check it out!
I used the same brush as the last Bowser drawing and it felt pretty comfortable even though I refined it a little more.
By the way, the game on the TV was drawn by @AnhesArt, and he posted it, so go check it out!
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I love being the dumb bitch of my relationship
i like that my hyper-competence and navy-seal-like abilities come across in my work and art
but not at home where I literally lose keys that I just had in my hand and that @ketomarten.bsky.social just saw me having in my hand
i like that my hyper-competence and navy-seal-like abilities come across in my work and art
but not at home where I literally lose keys that I just had in my hand and that @ketomarten.bsky.social just saw me having in my hand
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I love being the dumb bitch of my relationship
i like that my hyper-competence and navy-seal-like abilities come across in my work and art
but not at home where I literally lose keys that I just had in my hand and that @ketomarten.bsky.social just saw me having in my hand
i like that my hyper-competence and navy-seal-like abilities come across in my work and art
but not at home where I literally lose keys that I just had in my hand and that @ketomarten.bsky.social just saw me having in my hand
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I fear I may have ruined my latex suit in long term storage :(
I’ll see if some more aggressive buffing will get it back to flawless and shiny
I’ll see if some more aggressive buffing will get it back to flawless and shiny
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I fear I may have ruined my latex suit in long term storage :(
I’ll see if some more aggressive buffing will get it back to flawless and shiny
I’ll see if some more aggressive buffing will get it back to flawless and shiny
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Disaster.
A FULL, NEW glass bottle of FISH SAUCE fell off a high shelf and SHATTERED over every object and inch of my pantry, floor, walls, fridge.
The worst smelling kitchen ingredient, mixed with microscopic shards of glass.
It took me two full hours to clean it up and deodorize every object.
A FULL, NEW glass bottle of FISH SAUCE fell off a high shelf and SHATTERED over every object and inch of my pantry, floor, walls, fridge.
The worst smelling kitchen ingredient, mixed with microscopic shards of glass.
It took me two full hours to clean it up and deodorize every object.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Disaster.
A FULL, NEW glass bottle of FISH SAUCE fell off a high shelf and SHATTERED over every object and inch of my pantry, floor, walls, fridge.
The worst smelling kitchen ingredient, mixed with microscopic shards of glass.
It took me two full hours to clean it up and deodorize every object.
A FULL, NEW glass bottle of FISH SAUCE fell off a high shelf and SHATTERED over every object and inch of my pantry, floor, walls, fridge.
The worst smelling kitchen ingredient, mixed with microscopic shards of glass.
It took me two full hours to clean it up and deodorize every object.
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Commission for puffy @jettrax.bsky.social 🫧💙
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Commission for puffy @jettrax.bsky.social 🫧💙
I’m gonna make a fortune selling custom gamecube-style handles for steam machines. dont steal my idea.
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m gonna make a fortune selling custom gamecube-style handles for steam machines. dont steal my idea.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Happy #squeakysaturday remember to take time to relax and polish that suit!!
Nothing better than being shiny🖤🖤✨
Commission
Nothing better than being shiny🖤🖤✨
Commission
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Happy #squeakysaturday remember to take time to relax and polish that suit!!
Nothing better than being shiny🖤🖤✨
Commission
Nothing better than being shiny🖤🖤✨
Commission
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Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.
As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
FDA Announces Nationwide Recall of ADHD Medication—Check Your Cabinets Now
Sun Pharmaceutical Industries has recalled several lots lisdexamfetamine dimesylate capsules, a generic form of Vyvanse, after testing found they failed to dissolve properly.
www.health.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.
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Target, who openly fucked over black & queer people for a few bucks, is offering a Thanksgiving meal for 4 people for $20.
Aldi, who pays employees well and hasn't given a red cent to Trump or various PACS, has a Thanksgiving meal for 10 people for $40.
It's not a hard choice. FUCK Target.
Aldi, who pays employees well and hasn't given a red cent to Trump or various PACS, has a Thanksgiving meal for 10 people for $40.
It's not a hard choice. FUCK Target.
Target announces Thanksgiving dinner deal priced under $20
Target announces Thanksgiving dinner deal priced under $20
A Thanksgiving meal for under $20? Here’s what you’ll get.
ktla.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Target, who openly fucked over black & queer people for a few bucks, is offering a Thanksgiving meal for 4 people for $20.
Aldi, who pays employees well and hasn't given a red cent to Trump or various PACS, has a Thanksgiving meal for 10 people for $40.
It's not a hard choice. FUCK Target.
Aldi, who pays employees well and hasn't given a red cent to Trump or various PACS, has a Thanksgiving meal for 10 people for $40.
It's not a hard choice. FUCK Target.
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October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE