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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃

@kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social

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she/they | artist, swing dancer, singer, Transylvanian ko-fi.com/kermitwazowski

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · Sep 2

Hey everyone. I've been unemployed since June and have really had to penny-pinch more recently, so I'm opening commissions again.

I've been specializing in $15 character sheets and $30 pet portraits but I can also do custom work for flexible prices.

ko-fi.com/kermitwazowski

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 9h

Welp congrats to every terminally online Tumblrite who's written fanfic about them for the past 16 years! It's not often real life ships become canon!

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 13h

🚨Dan and Phil confirm they’ve been in a relationship for almost 16 years.

Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 16h

Powerpop perfection www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBF...

Sweet - Wig Wam Bam - Top Of The Pops/Disco 1972 (OFFICIAL)

YouTube video by Official Sweet Channel

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 18h

I’m getting 80s Madonna and Janet Jackson with a hint of “Crush On You” by The Jets

Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 19h

1) Old 45s would be too obvious
2) this song suits any mood from working out to lying in bed staring at the ceiling
3) Solange’s vocals are 😚👌

youtu.be/Z2HZVt3S6rk?...

Chromeo - Lost on The Way Home feat. Solange [Official Audio]

YouTube video by Chromeo

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 20h

Yoinked from @tylerfg.bsky.social

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 2d

Watching a Family Guy compilation really is some legit funny quotable shit followed by two straight minutes of domestic abuse with no commentary or punchline or any attempt to make it resemble a joke.

That's not even "dark humor" at that point; it's just depressing.

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 2d

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 2d

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 2d

OH AND HE GOT WHACKED IN PRISON TOO THAT'S WONDERFUL.

I kinda love when that happens because it's like, imagine being SO awful that even other violent prisoners have standards.

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 2d

OH FUCK YES ENJOY HELL WATKINS YOU SUBHUMAN SCUM

a bunch of red crabs are crawling on the sand on a beach

ALT: a bunch of red crabs are crawling on the sand on a beach

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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 2d

Just remember folks, sometimes it isn't just okay to speak ill of the dead, it's pretty much mandatory, and funny as hell. Somewhere Watkins will now be becoming well acquainted with.

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Channel KRT Podcast @channelkrt.bsky.social · 3d

We love you, Stoned Grimace

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3d

Back when they posted that video of Dan laying down vocals for Rosanna I lost my damn mind because I love that song and I knew he would nail it.

Happy to report I was 10000% right and I am currently a puddle on the floor.

Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Under the Covers IV day to all who celebrate!

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3d

In all seriousness this was such a fun episode and a long time coming considering how these extended McDonald’s commercials that are better than they had any right to be ended up so formative to my friendship with the KRT crew.

Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3d

You know what? Fuck you. *un-glippities your gloo goo*

Channel KRT Podcast @channelkrt.bsky.social · 3d

NOW LIVE: @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social returns once again to discuss "THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF RONALD MCDONALD - THE LEGEND OF GRIMACE ISLAND"!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

youtu.be/iUfzrZkJG8o?...

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 4d

HINGA DINGA DURGEN MOTHAFUCKAS www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPUv...

Leif Erikson Day!

YouTube video by Life's Funfair

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 5d

I’m not saying she’s a bad artist. I’m just saying it’s obvious when she’s coasting on the bare minimum and even some of her diehard fans are noticing.

Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 5d

OKAY I heard some of her new stuff out in the wild today and IT SOUNDS THE SAME. IT SOUNDS THE EXACT FUCKING SAME AS ANTIHERO AND WHATEVER ELSE FROM THE LAST ALBUM.

Same production, same chord progressions, just with some lines about her fiance’s dong.

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 5d

It’s *almost* fall-like outside (ie. breezy enough for a hoodie and shorts) so it’s pumpkin spice smoothie o’clock.

Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 5d

Then they pull the Strong Successful Woman card in one breath and then treat her like a delicate little flower the next if a man glances in her general direction. Which is it?

Even if anyone tried anything, she has Secret Service-level security. She's fine. Unclench.

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 5d

I think that's what annoys me the most about her fanbase. They try so hard to make her look like this rags-to-riches underdog when she grew up rich enough to have a summer home and the worst she's dealt with in her career are some mean tweets.

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 5d

We're still pulling the "U jUSs h8 sUcCEsSfUL WoMeN" card huh.

No, nobody's mad about a successful woman making successful albums. The problem is when the successful woman becomes a greedy billionaire who makes dozens of "deluxe" versions before the album is even a week old to rake in even more.

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Channel KRT Podcast @channelkrt.bsky.social · 6d

www.patreon.com/posts/wacky-... If you pledge to our Patreon, you can hear our next episode on "THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF RONALD MCDONALD - THE LEGEND OF GRIMACE ISLAND" with returning guest @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social before it drops this Thursday!

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 6d