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I play MLB the Show way too much. New Minnesotan.
In order to fully enjoy my favorite sport next year, I will need to be subscribed to: cable, Peacock, ESPN, HBO Max, Netflix, Apple TV, and MLB network.
"WHY IS VIEWERSHIP DOWN??? DON'T THEY WANT TO WATCH THE DODGERS WIN ANOTHER PIECE OF METAL??? - Rob Manfred, September 2026
"WHY IS VIEWERSHIP DOWN??? DON'T THEY WANT TO WATCH THE DODGERS WIN ANOTHER PIECE OF METAL??? - Rob Manfred, September 2026
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
In order to fully enjoy my favorite sport next year, I will need to be subscribed to: cable, Peacock, ESPN, HBO Max, Netflix, Apple TV, and MLB network.
"WHY IS VIEWERSHIP DOWN??? DON'T THEY WANT TO WATCH THE DODGERS WIN ANOTHER PIECE OF METAL??? - Rob Manfred, September 2026
"WHY IS VIEWERSHIP DOWN??? DON'T THEY WANT TO WATCH THE DODGERS WIN ANOTHER PIECE OF METAL??? - Rob Manfred, September 2026
I just saw the monthly health insurance premium for my wife's new job (in a non profit mandated by state law) and boy do I feel guilty.
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I just saw the monthly health insurance premium for my wife's new job (in a non profit mandated by state law) and boy do I feel guilty.
Guess who went to the basement before realizing they were afraid of stairs and spent 7 hours stuck in the basement until he suckered his boy to carry his 95lb dead weight rottweiler butt up the steps?
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Guess who went to the basement before realizing they were afraid of stairs and spent 7 hours stuck in the basement until he suckered his boy to carry his 95lb dead weight rottweiler butt up the steps?
At least I'll probably get to go to a cheap late season NFL game this year.
I also have a Western conference NBA team now unless they face the Cavs of course.
I also have a Western conference NBA team now unless they face the Cavs of course.
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
At least I'll probably get to go to a cheap late season NFL game this year.
I also have a Western conference NBA team now unless they face the Cavs of course.
I also have a Western conference NBA team now unless they face the Cavs of course.
It's 2025 and I just realized Gorillaz are actually really good.
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It's 2025 and I just realized Gorillaz are actually really good.
The gang is all here. I also managed a photo of Stormy without her looking like a vague blob.
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The gang is all here. I also managed a photo of Stormy without her looking like a vague blob.
The arena stream is pretty nifty.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The arena stream is pretty nifty.
What a good day to get league pass set up.
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What a good day to get league pass set up.
"Oh nice, finally found the box with my weed. I haven't had a bowl in over two weeks. This should help me relax."
*takes hit*
"I should unpack and organize 10-15 boxes in the next four hours."
"Hmmm now my body hurts. I guess I should have some weed to relax."
Send 🙏
*takes hit*
"I should unpack and organize 10-15 boxes in the next four hours."
"Hmmm now my body hurts. I guess I should have some weed to relax."
Send 🙏
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Oh nice, finally found the box with my weed. I haven't had a bowl in over two weeks. This should help me relax."
*takes hit*
"I should unpack and organize 10-15 boxes in the next four hours."
"Hmmm now my body hurts. I guess I should have some weed to relax."
Send 🙏
*takes hit*
"I should unpack and organize 10-15 boxes in the next four hours."
"Hmmm now my body hurts. I guess I should have some weed to relax."
Send 🙏
Once I start unpacking things, I turn into a methed up hamster.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Once I start unpacking things, I turn into a methed up hamster.
Do all NFL teams just kind of suck in general this year?
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Do all NFL teams just kind of suck in general this year?
Life might be shit, but there's a Pokestop directly in front of my house.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Life might be shit, but there's a Pokestop directly in front of my house.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Still getting used to how early sports occur out here.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Still getting used to how early sports occur out here.
First night at the new house in the big city. All of my car windows are broken, the grocery store down the street is on fire, and I've been murdered twice before noon.
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
First night at the new house in the big city. All of my car windows are broken, the grocery store down the street is on fire, and I've been murdered twice before noon.
Everything hurts, but I have a chair and my PlayStation set up.
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Everything hurts, but I have a chair and my PlayStation set up.
In the home stretch of relocating to a different state and my wife has one last flight on Tuesday for the final step. Fun times right now :/
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
In the home stretch of relocating to a different state and my wife has one last flight on Tuesday for the final step. Fun times right now :/
Motherfucker couldn't even handle a lunch rush at a goddamn Panera Bread.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Motherfucker couldn't even handle a lunch rush at a goddamn Panera Bread.
Because what they call "depression" right now isn't necessarily a serotonin imbalance, you just have an ounce or more of empathy and you're having a completely normal reaction to the state of the country and world.
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Because what they call "depression" right now isn't necessarily a serotonin imbalance, you just have an ounce or more of empathy and you're having a completely normal reaction to the state of the country and world.
It's real nice to walk in your neighborhood around election time and the yard signs aren't national embarrassments.
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It's real nice to walk in your neighborhood around election time and the yard signs aren't national embarrassments.
Just saw a commercial for nicotine pouches before the World Series on network TV. Great sign of things to come when we're advertising nicotine again.
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Just saw a commercial for nicotine pouches before the World Series on network TV. Great sign of things to come when we're advertising nicotine again.
Podcasts ads have become so bad I switched to audiobooks.
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Podcasts ads have become so bad I switched to audiobooks.