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_Ken Lyon_

@kenlyon.bsky.social

1K followers 990 following 1.9K posts

I do this for Humor and Info. L.A. County 🐸🧠. B- donor, not for $. Southpaw. Fierce Democrat. Dabbles in GeoSciences🌐/High Energy Physics⚡️🧲. Working Hypothesis: Dark Energy may create alternate Entropies. 🚫 NO DM's, Crypto, or porn. I block a lot. 🚫

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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 49m

Mamdani’s win is a warning for media:

Better get some leftist contributors or you simply won’t be able to cover/understand what is happening around America.

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 3m

Rational contributors would be a good start.
Skip the Petagon and WH press pool. They're hopeless and hapless.
Use the people who recently Lost those Credentials.

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 12m

"I diint win anythin', so imma make trophy."
What a sad excuse for a Human.

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 36m

Not just 'end', Mikey.
Proscecute and Imprison.

Also: Release the Complete and Unredacted Trump/Epstein files.

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 39m

The Purge has gone to the "Dick Dynasty"-level of I.C.E. recruitment.
They are Desperate.

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liv is 𝓰𝓸𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓭 & 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓭 @soppressexy.bsky.social · 54m

tip to make the edible hit: go outside to smoke and start thinking your neighbors are out to get you

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 48m

*Start Yelling* "You're All Outside Getting Me!"
(Hits harder.)

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 57m

Yes, we are looking at YOU, Fetterman.

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1h

"My endorsement means a lot to me."
- the genious' quote of the day.
🤦😂

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1h

"My endorsement means a lot to me." 🤣
An 'all-time' quote right there.

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1h

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1h

The winds can inflict more Intentional Harm. They decide when and where to attack.
The winds can be mean, brutal, intensify, escalate, and have intimidating numbers.
Fear the wind, not the food.

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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 2h

After last night, I find it even harder to believe that Donald Trump won all of the swing states. Who's with me?

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 2h

Me, for sure.
I'm not a pollster nor a political consultant.
If Kamala lost All of them, some precincts with (*checks notes*)
➡️Zero⬅️ (⭕️) Harris votes, that is firmly in the realm of Statistical Impossibilty.
Something's off.
Way off.

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 2h

Subtitle:
"SUBTITLE"

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 4h

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 5h

Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 2h

Juror: "It maybe burst the inner wrapper, but we'll need some guidance on Case Precedent, your Honor."

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 2h

Gee Mike, you make that sound "bad" for America.
Now, get back to work.
Oh, right. The "Swearing-In" thing.
'No can do', huh?
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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 3h

I don't either.
But I require a cuppa' liquid pacemaker before any activity that requires consciousness/ breathing.

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The TrumpRussiaGuide 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @trumprussiaties.bsky.social · 3h

'All of them are sedated': Fox host insults one million NYC voters in on-air meltdown

www.alternet.org/amp/fox-host...

'All of them are sedated': Fox host insults one million NYC voters in on-air meltdown

www.alternet.org

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 3h

Did I miss that perk?
Sedated.
There was once a snappy tune this rockAroll combo once blared.

a group of men are standing next to each other in a hallway . one of the men is holding a guitar .

ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other in a hallway . one of the men is holding a guitar .

media.tenor.com

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Clay Nobles @claynobles.bsky.social · 3h

She is out of her mind just like her boss.
Antifa = anti fascist.
I Am Antifa

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 3h

"Intifada". The word is Intifada.
Helpful for Trumpian Trollops- Sounds like "Into Fadda'".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intifada

Intifada - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 3h

I always check the fridge and dryer first, as a default.
Saves me time.

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 3h

I always wondered who the Illin' Nerd who names Military Operations was.
Aim Low, Shoot High.