Christy Olsen🤷♀️🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏴☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴
@kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Artist, nature lover, Pagan, liberal, witch. Sasquatch! Dolls, Blythe, BJD, Star Wars, Star Trek, RHBH & RHOC, Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules. Cat Lady. (Ole, Magnus, Agatha, Pigeon, Betty and Ethel) MARRIED! 💍 DO NOT DM ME! Unless you are the Illuminati.
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I just want America to be normal again. By that, I mean, moving FORWARD. Not backwards. #fucktrump Hw long until I can't even post this without getting arrested? Because that is where we are headed.
Tories are such silly cats! Ethel has the best of the black cat and orange cat❤️
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Tories are such silly cats! Ethel has the best of the black cat and orange cat❤️
Say what now?
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From the reptilians community on Reddit: why are they always cought on TV،not by the naked eye ? cuz those entities use liquid cristal to make interdimentional suits to shapeshift , and the black mirr...
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December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Say what now?
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On top of heavy rain, it's also super windy. And I have a long drive today. Not looking forward to the day ahead. I have a nice xmas playlist to listen to. But ugh.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
On top of heavy rain, it's also super windy. And I have a long drive today. Not looking forward to the day ahead. I have a nice xmas playlist to listen to. But ugh.
Awww how cute!
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Awww how cute!
We took Betty and Ethel to see Santa. Betty didn’t want to sit by him, so I held her and stood behind the photographer. “Smile for mommy Ethel!” 🤣🐈⬛🎅🏼
Isn’t this photo adorable? It was free, too! I left a donation for Santa and Old Dog Haven.
Isn’t this photo adorable? It was free, too! I left a donation for Santa and Old Dog Haven.
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We took Betty and Ethel to see Santa. Betty didn’t want to sit by him, so I held her and stood behind the photographer. “Smile for mommy Ethel!” 🤣🐈⬛🎅🏼
Isn’t this photo adorable? It was free, too! I left a donation for Santa and Old Dog Haven.
Isn’t this photo adorable? It was free, too! I left a donation for Santa and Old Dog Haven.
Where the nuts argue on reptilians being pedos and fight amongst themselves.🤦
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December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Where the nuts argue on reptilians being pedos and fight amongst themselves.🤦
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River otter attack!! YIKES!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGBs...
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Otters Are NOT What You Think… Their Survival Story
YouTube video by Dan Becker
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December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
River otter attack!! YIKES!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGBs...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGBs...
I’ve had it with my uncle’s stupid wife. She’s a delusional maga moron🤦🏼♀️
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’ve had it with my uncle’s stupid wife. She’s a delusional maga moron🤦🏼♀️
I see this house all the time. I know someone who grew up there in the 80s when it was more of a hippie house. I hate that bath in the bedroom, though!
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December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I see this house all the time. I know someone who grew up there in the 80s when it was more of a hippie house. I hate that bath in the bedroom, though!
withjoy.ai/home-detail/...
withjoy.ai/home-detail/...
I had to recharge the bird feeder camera. Think I'll play with it in the house for awhile. It's not going to stay charged up in this weather.
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I had to recharge the bird feeder camera. Think I'll play with it in the house for awhile. It's not going to stay charged up in this weather.
I spend my free time wrapped in a blankie studying Vanderpump Rules like I'm working on a college thesis. That's how I cope with a delusional president and people who actually voted for that fool.
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I spend my free time wrapped in a blankie studying Vanderpump Rules like I'm working on a college thesis. That's how I cope with a delusional president and people who actually voted for that fool.
This has to be the most unhinged post to date. I just can't anymore. ugh
“I did it for me, by using you… be happy for me!”
(I thought the squamous endomorph had already made America great, again… what happened?)
(I thought the squamous endomorph had already made America great, again… what happened?)
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This has to be the most unhinged post to date. I just can't anymore. ugh
My fried has a great idea for a protest sign.
The REST IN PEACE Prize.
The REST IN PEACE Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My fried has a great idea for a protest sign.
The REST IN PEACE Prize.
The REST IN PEACE Prize.
I need to see this 😂 #coreyfeldman
Corey Feldman vs The World - Preorder Now!
YouTube video by CFVSTW
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December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I need to see this 😂 #coreyfeldman
Reposted by Christy Olsen🤷♀️🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏴☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴
WTF this needs to stop. 🤬
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
WTF this needs to stop. 🤬
Our passports arrived! I am SO happy. But now I am nervous about going through the boarder.
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Our passports arrived! I am SO happy. But now I am nervous about going through the boarder.
I am openly and freely disobeying the president of the United States. #fucktrump
a woman talking to a man with the words " really do you think it 's wrong "
ALT: a woman talking to a man with the words " really do you think it 's wrong "
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December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I am openly and freely disobeying the president of the United States. #fucktrump
Yum!
This is a gingerbread recipe from 1773 which includes so many more spices than just ginger including mace, nutmeg, cinnamon, caraway and coriander.
via Tasting History #RecipeOfTheDay
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via Tasting History #RecipeOfTheDay
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December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Yum!
Squirrly in the b I rd feeder. Is that a person sleeping across the street?! Personally, I would pick under my front porch because its dry and no one would notice them.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Squirrly in the b I rd feeder. Is that a person sleeping across the street?! Personally, I would pick under my front porch because its dry and no one would notice them.
The rats have been making nests in my car engine. The battery went dead last night and my husband just replaced it. I wish we had a garage to keep the car in! I prefer squirrels. I'm a nervous wreck because I have to drive to dad's today and it's an hour and a half to get there.🤦😩
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The rats have been making nests in my car engine. The battery went dead last night and my husband just replaced it. I wish we had a garage to keep the car in! I prefer squirrels. I'm a nervous wreck because I have to drive to dad's today and it's an hour and a half to get there.🤦😩
Makes sense.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Makes sense.