Ekhidna
@keliknsg.bsky.social
Avid member of the autism fanclub
23, according to the scriptures | they/she/he/it
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23, according to the scriptures | they/she/he/it
💗 @thestringofpearls.bsky.social 💗 @anhedronia.bsky.social 💗 @princessblucy.bsky.social 💗
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He gets quite sleepy in the sun
April 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He gets quite sleepy in the sun
He loves when I scritch him like this
April 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
He loves when I scritch him like this
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fun fact: if you put a little bit of honey in someones mouth and then like, lock a ball gag in, it makes them salivate way way more and also makes all their saliva a bit sticky so the drool gets absolutely everywhere and makes such a HUGE mess.
Just sharing something I know.
Just sharing something I know.
April 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
fun fact: if you put a little bit of honey in someones mouth and then like, lock a ball gag in, it makes them salivate way way more and also makes all their saliva a bit sticky so the drool gets absolutely everywhere and makes such a HUGE mess.
Just sharing something I know.
Just sharing something I know.
My political ideology is making women cum
April 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My political ideology is making women cum
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If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
April 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
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Happy National Sibling Day! Today is the day to drop everything else you might have planned and do terrible terrible things to your sister.
April 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Happy National Sibling Day! Today is the day to drop everything else you might have planned and do terrible terrible things to your sister.
watching Tokyo Gore Police and quickly growing in favor of depressionmaxxing self-harming fascist girl X maternal bartender yuri
April 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
watching Tokyo Gore Police and quickly growing in favor of depressionmaxxing self-harming fascist girl X maternal bartender yuri
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This is not a parody article, Nintendo take 30% of this mans income even after he was in prison for hacking charges, until he's paid the debt or dies.
Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.
Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.
Nintendo executives are reportedly hoping you’re too preoccupied with Switch 2 news to remember they essentially enslaved a hacker fairly recently.
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April 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is not a parody article, Nintendo take 30% of this mans income even after he was in prison for hacking charges, until he's paid the debt or dies.
Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.
Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.
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Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
April 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
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*sees a lesbian couple* so which ones STAR_ and which one is Jerma?
March 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
*sees a lesbian couple* so which ones STAR_ and which one is Jerma?
i'm god's most useless tr@nny
March 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i'm god's most useless tr@nny
Made a good breakfast but have no one to share it with...
Still yummy at least
Still yummy at least
March 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Made a good breakfast but have no one to share it with...
Still yummy at least
Still yummy at least
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top shortage isn't real, they're just busy dealing with their own bpd related crashout rn
March 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
top shortage isn't real, they're just busy dealing with their own bpd related crashout rn
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Trans people are permanently being held accountable for the inherent contradictions required to believe that cisgender heterosexuality is normal rather than merely common.
March 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Trans people are permanently being held accountable for the inherent contradictions required to believe that cisgender heterosexuality is normal rather than merely common.
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