Keith Marrero
@keefhere.bsky.social
Keef here! Sound like this my my year!
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Keith Marrero
@keefhere.bsky.social
· Nov 17
When my wife asks me what time it is and I tell her "time for you to get a watch" for the 2,000th time
This is absolutely incredible. But also...does this mean the fans leave games with irrevocable psychological damage?
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This is absolutely incredible. But also...does this mean the fans leave games with irrevocable psychological damage?
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Had my silly "no footprints in the sand" Twitch comment read by @edsbs.bsky.social on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark. That and Pat Narduzzi's sad end of game TD will allow me to go to bed happy.
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Had my silly "no footprints in the sand" Twitch comment read by @edsbs.bsky.social on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark. That and Pat Narduzzi's sad end of game TD will allow me to go to bed happy.
South Carolina play...Sadstorm 😢
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
South Carolina play...Sadstorm 😢
Eli Raridon gotta figure out his spatial relations when running down the sideline
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Eli Raridon gotta figure out his spatial relations when running down the sideline
I repeat: ZOMG MALACHI FIELDS
ZOMG MALACHI FIELDS
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I repeat: ZOMG MALACHI FIELDS
ZOMG MALACHI FIELDS
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ZOMG MALACHI FIELDS
Louisville has a whole 30 seconds to commit another penalty, can they do it???
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Louisville has a whole 30 seconds to commit another penalty, can they do it???
Clemson is blowing this game so hard and Louisville is exploring ways to blow it even harder
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Clemson is blowing this game so hard and Louisville is exploring ways to blow it even harder
They built the entire plane out of ACC Coastal
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
They built the entire plane out of ACC Coastal
Just remembered that Jeremiyah Love had 52 YAC, and then 51 YAC, on a 48 yard TD run lmao
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just remembered that Jeremiyah Love had 52 YAC, and then 51 YAC, on a 48 yard TD run lmao
Izzy freaking Engle!
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Izzy freaking Engle!
Ann-Katrin Berger: still got it
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ann-Katrin Berger: still got it
I absolutely love that Auburn's band plays Pacific Rim. Underrated football music right there.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I absolutely love that Auburn's band plays Pacific Rim. Underrated football music right there.
By the slimmest of margins!
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
By the slimmest of margins!
Kirby Smart think he Marcus Freeman lol
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Kirby Smart think he Marcus Freeman lol
Memphis band just played "SexyBack" 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Memphis band just played "SexyBack" 🤔
The year is 2003
Sea: no
Buf: nah
Hou: new ones growing on me
AZ: take me back
STL: could go either way
SD: no
Den: cool
NE: no
TN: eh
Jax: meh
Atl: fun in Madden
Cle: yes
Mia: nah
SF: no
NYJ: classic
Det: NOPE
MN: eh
Cin: ew
Was: cursed lol
Dal: still hate the home whites
Damn, > half the league
Sea: no
Buf: nah
Hou: new ones growing on me
AZ: take me back
STL: could go either way
SD: no
Den: cool
NE: no
TN: eh
Jax: meh
Atl: fun in Madden
Cle: yes
Mia: nah
SF: no
NYJ: classic
Det: NOPE
MN: eh
Cin: ew
Was: cursed lol
Dal: still hate the home whites
Damn, > half the league
Everybody wants every team's jerseys to look like they did when they were 12.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The year is 2003
Sea: no
Buf: nah
Hou: new ones growing on me
AZ: take me back
STL: could go either way
SD: no
Den: cool
NE: no
TN: eh
Jax: meh
Atl: fun in Madden
Cle: yes
Mia: nah
SF: no
NYJ: classic
Det: NOPE
MN: eh
Cin: ew
Was: cursed lol
Dal: still hate the home whites
Damn, > half the league
Sea: no
Buf: nah
Hou: new ones growing on me
AZ: take me back
STL: could go either way
SD: no
Den: cool
NE: no
TN: eh
Jax: meh
Atl: fun in Madden
Cle: yes
Mia: nah
SF: no
NYJ: classic
Det: NOPE
MN: eh
Cin: ew
Was: cursed lol
Dal: still hate the home whites
Damn, > half the league
I actually did this once. Somehow got to the punter unblocked and it took me a couple beats to realize that my facemask rattling was the ball going off it. If not for that brief confusion I could have scooped the ball for a touchdown, but it rolled out the back of the endzone with me giving chase.
Blocking a punt with your face has to be one of the most rewarding ways to get hit really hard in the face
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I actually did this once. Somehow got to the punter unblocked and it took me a couple beats to realize that my facemask rattling was the ball going off it. If not for that brief confusion I could have scooped the ball for a touchdown, but it rolled out the back of the endzone with me giving chase.
@alexkirshner.com *whispers* DEFCON gets more serious the lower the number. Louisville rotating punters sounds closer to DEFCON 2 than 4
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
@alexkirshner.com *whispers* DEFCON gets more serious the lower the number. Louisville rotating punters sounds closer to DEFCON 2 than 4
Nah, this is fucking bullshit
The University of New Orleans is moving back from the University of Louisiana system to the LSU system (as “LSU New Orleans”) and are updating their Privateers logo to match LSU colors.
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Nah, this is fucking bullshit
Only in New Orleans 💀 (I went to basketball camp here)
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Only in New Orleans 💀 (I went to basketball camp here)
Let's Remember Some Guys whose names are fun to say: Marco Scutaro
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Let's Remember Some Guys whose names are fun to say: Marco Scutaro