Kazahkstan
@kazahkstan.bsky.social
Iowan, political analyst, RuneScaper since 2005. Red Bull Racing, Phillies, New England Patriots.
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Twitch: twitch.tv/imKazahkstan
Blog: kazahkstan.wordpress.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@imKazahkstan
The fact that somebody can shoot 11 people and walk away, and Kash Patel's FBI is too incompetent to do anything about it is chilling
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
FBI under Kash Patel has become ‘internally paralyzed by fear’, new report reveals
Leaked assessment based on confidential accounts from 24 FBI sources describes organization as a ‘rudderless ship’
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The fact that somebody can shoot 11 people and walk away, and Kash Patel's FBI is too incompetent to do anything about it is chilling
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Parking lots in downtown Des Moines, south of Cherry Street- 2018 (pre-COVID) vs 2025
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Parking lots in downtown Des Moines, south of Cherry Street- 2018 (pre-COVID) vs 2025
Hovering Squid World 97A
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hovering Squid World 97A
We're swabbing the deck, which is Navy for floor
And when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more
Swab means mop!
Deck means floor!
And when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more
Swab means mop!
Deck means floor!
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We're swabbing the deck, which is Navy for floor
And when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more
Swab means mop!
Deck means floor!
And when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more
Swab means mop!
Deck means floor!
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Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/
Schwarber back with the Phillies on a five year contract ⚾️
www.mlb.com/news/kyle-sc...
www.mlb.com/news/kyle-sc...
Schwarber returning to Phils on 5-year deal; contract worth $150M
ORLANDO, Fla. -- In the end, nothing could pry Kyle Schwarber away from the Phillies.
The Phillies re-signed Schwarber to a five-year deal, the club announced on Tuesday night. The deal is worth $150 ...
www.mlb.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Schwarber back with the Phillies on a five year contract ⚾️
www.mlb.com/news/kyle-sc...
www.mlb.com/news/kyle-sc...
How much resource consumption is driven by unwarranted and unwanted AI prompts that have been grafted onto literally everything as of late? I would bet it probably outpaces consumption from actual, intentional AI usage.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
How much resource consumption is driven by unwarranted and unwanted AI prompts that have been grafted onto literally everything as of late? I would bet it probably outpaces consumption from actual, intentional AI usage.
Do they owe us a living? Of course they fucking do!
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Do they owe us a living? Of course they fucking do!
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50% of holiday shopping this year will be done by the top 10% of earners. That means the richest Americans will have more gifts under their tree than the other 90% combined.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
50% of holiday shopping this year will be done by the top 10% of earners. That means the richest Americans will have more gifts under their tree than the other 90% combined.
36% of Americans approve of the President's job performance, but 21% of Americans believe that rabbits lay eggs (and something tells me there's a lot of overlap)
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
36% of Americans approve of the President's job performance, but 21% of Americans believe that rabbits lay eggs (and something tells me there's a lot of overlap)
If you'd like a copy of all of my posts on video cassette, please send $29.95 plus $4.95 shipping & handling to the address on your screen. No C.O.D.s please
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you'd like a copy of all of my posts on video cassette, please send $29.95 plus $4.95 shipping & handling to the address on your screen. No C.O.D.s please
We're in an unprecedented era of people declaring the current era is unprecedented. Never before in the entire history of mankind have we been more prone to hyperbole
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
We're in an unprecedented era of people declaring the current era is unprecedented. Never before in the entire history of mankind have we been more prone to hyperbole
Your New England Patriots are #BestInTheNFL
a football player with the number 26 on his jersey is running on the field .
ALT: a football player with the number 26 on his jersey is running on the field .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Your New England Patriots are #BestInTheNFL
It's the start of a new era #NewEnglandPatriots
a man in a patriots helmet holds a football
ALT: a man in a patriots helmet holds a football
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's the start of a new era #NewEnglandPatriots
Devastating for McLaren, as Max is now tied for points with Piastri and only 24 points behind Lando
BREAKING: Both McLaren cars of Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri have been disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix
This is because the thickness of the rearmost skid of both cars was less than the required thickness
#F1 #LasVegasGP
This is because the thickness of the rearmost skid of both cars was less than the required thickness
#F1 #LasVegasGP
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Devastating for McLaren, as Max is now tied for points with Piastri and only 24 points behind Lando
In the future, NFL teams will be named after sponsors instead of cities. So we'll have matchups like the State Farm Chiefs taking on the Pepsi Dolphins, and fans will buy hats, shirts, and bumper stickers proclaiming their affinity for the Miller Lite Packers
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
In the future, NFL teams will be named after sponsors instead of cities. So we'll have matchups like the State Farm Chiefs taking on the Pepsi Dolphins, and fans will buy hats, shirts, and bumper stickers proclaiming their affinity for the Miller Lite Packers
If you're on mobile, the process is similar, it's just listed under Settings->[your email address] instead of general
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If you're on mobile, the process is similar, it's just listed under Settings->[your email address] instead of general
Born on the Fourth of July 2: Born on the Fifth of July
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Born on the Fourth of July 2: Born on the Fifth of July
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Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
"Your slurpee days are over pal, cuz now you're talking to me, Homeless Joe!"
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"Your slurpee days are over pal, cuz now you're talking to me, Homeless Joe!"
Hogwarts Legacy should have been an MMORPG from the start, not a watered-down adventure game with monotonous color-matching combat
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Hogwarts Legacy should have been an MMORPG from the start, not a watered-down adventure game with monotonous color-matching combat
South Bronx Parasite Diet
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
South Bronx Parasite Diet
If this is what finally spells doom for the already-embattled Administration, then we're in deep trouble. What are we going to do when they dredge up a dictator who doesn't fuck kids?
The House is set to vote Tuesday on forcing the release of the Epstein files.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
If this is what finally spells doom for the already-embattled Administration, then we're in deep trouble. What are we going to do when they dredge up a dictator who doesn't fuck kids?
Ally Sheedy in WarGames was every millennial boy's crush 😍
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ally Sheedy in WarGames was every millennial boy's crush 😍