Kaylon Unit 420
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Aella could not resist a dirty little snicker at the miscommunication.
"Naa, no worries.
Not going to lube up your balls without a fancy dinner first.
...It's a metaphor.
Slippery as in 'hard to catch' - Difficult to outmanoeuvre in a dogfight."
"Naa, no worries.
Not going to lube up your balls without a fancy dinner first.
...It's a metaphor.
Slippery as in 'hard to catch' - Difficult to outmanoeuvre in a dogfight."
Watching the strange biological inspect his Sphere, 420 tilted his head trying to follow her progress.
"It is indeed a speedy, sturdy ball. I am however certain it is not slippery unless you lubed it up while I was distracted."
"It is indeed a speedy, sturdy ball. I am however certain it is not slippery unless you lubed it up while I was distracted."
With a squint Aella curiously inspects @kaylonunit420.bsky.social 's ship, taking a peek inside before walking one lap around it and taking notes.
"You got balls, mate!
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Speedy, sturdy, slippery balls."
"You got balls, mate!
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Speedy, sturdy, slippery balls."
Jonesy squinted, undeterred by his menacing demeanour at this point.
"Perhaps...
I'm still the better pilot, so noodle on that one, sweetie."
With a crooked smile she crossed her arms.
She did not take his teasing personally, but she sure as hell would not let it sit like that...
"Perhaps...
I'm still the better pilot, so noodle on that one, sweetie."
With a crooked smile she crossed her arms.
She did not take his teasing personally, but she sure as hell would not let it sit like that...
He glowered at her when booped him, squaring his shoulders and taking a threatening step forward.
"My neural network is far superior to your squishy excuse for a thought processor."
"My neural network is far superior to your squishy excuse for a thought processor."
She gave him a semi-salty snicker.
"Might be your profession, but to me you're also my shipmate, which means that I care about you."
She mimicked his gesture of placing one hand on his forehead.
"...Still no brain in there it seems..." She teasingly spoke before booping his non-existent nose.
"Might be your profession, but to me you're also my shipmate, which means that I care about you."
She mimicked his gesture of placing one hand on his forehead.
"...Still no brain in there it seems..." She teasingly spoke before booping his non-existent nose.
"You're happy I'm here? Strange. You organics are illogical. Of course I'm here. It is my profession."
He took a small step forward and pressed a hand gently to her forehead. "Temperature is within acceptable perimeters. Your work efficiency should not be effected."
He took a small step forward and pressed a hand gently to her forehead. "Temperature is within acceptable perimeters. Your work efficiency should not be effected."
She slowly - almost with visible disappointment - peeled off him and gave him a crooked smile.
"Now malfunctioning - I'm just happy you're here!"
"Now malfunctioning - I'm just happy you're here!"
A little take by surprise at the sudden contact, Exile looks at his co-pilot.
"What are you doing? Are you malfunctioning? Remove yourself....."
"What are you doing? Are you malfunctioning? Remove yourself....."
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She gives @kaylonunit420.bsky.social a welcoming hug co-pilot.
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// Kaylon version of Exile incoming soon. Not sure whether to make a fresh account for that version or just rp him on this one.