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kay | veteran phan
@kayisnotonfire.bsky.social
25 | one of 5 million parasocially raised children. | 🏳️‍🌈 | in the phandom since 2011

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What the hell could anyone in my apartment complex be stomping up the stairs for constantly at all hours of the night
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Imma be real gang I don’t think I’ve listened to or watched a full thing from Dan and Phil for like 3 weeks. I caught up on two podcast episodes and that’s it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Feeling hatred and spite in my heart on this fine Tuesday afternoon.
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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maybe a dune popcorn bucket and a deep fried white chocolate bao can be our always
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I would sell someone’s kidneys for posole and tamales rn
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Insane. What the fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
What month do you think they’ll be dressed as Jack and Rose
amazingphil instagram story
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It will always be funny to me that for Kyle MacLachlan, Sex and the City was the outlier for him in terms of what he acts in.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I hate Europeans /j
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
How I’ve been doing:
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
And when you see a woman on Hinge that looks like Amanda from Smosh you swipe right.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Behold: popcorn bong
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So the post office has had my package this entire time and just didn’t attempt to redeliver it again since last week…. Alright
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Coworker said he could see air last night and it led me here.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It just might be bitch.
Tonight I’m gonna see if all this talk about cutwater is for real.
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Tonight I’m gonna see if all this talk about cutwater is for real.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What would fall be without the extreme oscillation between feeling okay to feeling sickening levels of sadness you only read about from mentally ill women in the 20th century.

And every other century before that.
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Another silly purchase has hit the tower but it’s ok bc it actually IS necessary despite the silliness.
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
No context but you can assume.
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Why are desk chairs 80 dollars bro… this is why you don’t find them on the side of the road anymore they’re too expensive
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
And that is why Mike in s4 of Jersey Shore almost fucking died head butting the wall in Italy.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Finding someone attractive ain’t even fun anymore I’m annoyed by it. Get me out of here!!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
When will my package return from the war.
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If anyone buys the two jackets I have saved on eBay I’m finding where they live and robbing them
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In other news no one cares about I am fully just unlabeling myself entirely at this point bc me obsessing over how to identify is going to make me jump into oncoming traffic.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM