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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 4d

Well now I just don’t understand the text 😇

Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve been texted to say everyone is underestimating Jonn’s game so I think we can say he wanted a public comment backing him like this.

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 4d

Erm .. poop plane?

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 15d

I assume this theory also stands if it’s Hades in Hercules right?

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 15d

Fair fair. Also bad. Give Opalite, Father Figure and maybe Actually Romantic a go. All of them I can see me happily dancing away with my girlfriends too and as it’s supposed to be a pop album that feels like a win enough for the stated goal

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 15d

It’s a slow day for me, sometimes I must choose chaos to boost my dopamine levels.

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 15d

I despise Wood. Not even for reasons the puritanicals do. I’m very happy for her she’s getting dicked down good, it’s just objectively a bad song. But I’m quite a fan of Opalite.

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 15d

You may be a better friend than me. I made my bestie give me an advanced copy (for free) and sign that. But I did *later* go to the launch party and buy a special edition version too…

Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 15d

There are some very bad songs on it. But also some very good ones. I’ve decided as an album it’s either “I never want to hear this again” or “I will play this to death, total ear worm” and for me there’s nothing in between. No “meh it’s not awful”.

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 15d

Jonn, Dan and I are watching and now I know you are too I may subject you to a traitors WhatsApp group. Because we have thoughts.

And whether or not this ends with you sending another voice note telling us to stop using you for foreplay is still tbc.

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 18d

Well, as of today I now live with a boy again. There’s a resident Toy Boy in situ.

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 19d

Knickers at half mast today everyone, for Jilly Cooper x

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 22d

Sometimes kids suck Jonn. Have we considered the cub deserved it?

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 22d

I understand that the national park has a non-interventionist policy with bears and it clearly hasn't affected his ability to hunt and eat .. But I would like Chunk to get the surgery he needs.

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 22d

You are who you are Jonn. Why fight it

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · Sep 22

Still we live and learn and next time maybe I’ll be less of a stroppy cow!

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · Sep 22

I walked 28-32ish in a proper little strop, went by a u-bahn entrance at one point and seriously wanted to just storm off. But then I realised it was just 10k to the end & suddenly I was flying. I think for me it was a very mental test as weirdly I clearly sorta could do it, but that strop fucked me

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · Sep 22

I pulled it back & ran a really strong final 10k into the finish and a sub 5 minute final kilometre which I felt bad about as I thought to myself “not sure you should have this in the tank .. this tells me you could have pushed yourself harder earlier”. But it was my first marathon & I learnt a lot

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · Sep 22

Goodness! I was nearly 45 minutes slower than I wanted as I threw a massive (although entirely in my head) wobbly around 26k and truly considered just walking off the course as I realised the time I wanted was out of the window so I think 19 minutes is damned impressive.

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · Sep 22

Phew! I did watch a pacer take down his flag and just have the backpack on and he looked very sad (I guess he’d gone very far over and then he wasn’t accurate as a pacer anymore so flag down?). I’d never considered what happens to a failed pacer before, life is hard! Yet Harry Styles managed 2:59 😯

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · Sep 21

Well done Chris - I ran by someone British who said “this is just too fucking hot” and they were not wrong.

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · Sep 21

I did it and can categorically say my boyfriend had the best sign in Berlin 🫡

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · Sep 21

Absolute bastarding conditions. But I have just crossed the finish line. Far slower than I wanted but it’s done

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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · Sep 10

The only force in the universe that matches my boyfriend’s strong wish for me not to get Botox is my complete and utter certainty that I’m going to do it.