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@katekelton.bsky.social
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Bifurcated sleeper. IC/EDS.💋 Jordan f/ Haven, Martine f/ Bullet In The Face, Christy f/ Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Biker f/ It Wasn’t Me, TicTac girl.
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Pretty sure I’ve already experienced ample repercussions of this in several iterations if I had to guess 🤣
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Isn’t it funny how motherfuckers who “couldn’t breathe” while wearing masks during the pandemic, can all of a sudden breathe just fine wearing masks now that they get to terrorize immigrants, but don’t want people to recognize them in their personal lives?

🤔🧐🤨 🐂 💩
It all feels like a very porous attack surface with an infinite number of holes??
Right? You know they secretly love the power that’s being consolidated in that office for future generations should JD Vance ever give it up [because we know *he’s* obviously gonna die]
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Love to see it….tourists that are stuck in Jamaica are helping with the cleanup after Hurricane Melissa 💪
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I get praised for my support of others,,,, let’s see y’all turn out and support this important piece of art and music history that just dropped 👇🏾

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6L...
PUBLIC ENEMY "The Hits Just Keep On Comin" OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
YouTube video by Channel ZERO
m.youtube.com
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Rabbit Rabbit!
#AllSaintsDay
—— Dia de los Angelitos
I bet the Christians discovered Ozempic
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Remember: If you ever see someone stealing food, no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
I will never not think of the scene in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle when the guys are in a jail cell and a police station full of cops explodes out the door because a call has finally come in to a rousing chorus of “I’m going! I’m going!” at least *they’re* having fun?😩🤮🤡
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Also worth noting that the amount of money spent on the additional police presence is definitely many times more than it would cost to just feed the hungry people republicans are stealing food from.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
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“As far as we humans know, we are the only species that chooses to fight against our biological presets, regularly changing our clocks, miserably dragging ourselves into and out of bed at unnatural hours.” - Rachelle Wilson Tollemar, University of Wisconsin-Madison #FallBack buff.ly/bkSy7QY
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Happy Halloween! 🎃
Officially giving you permission to eat as much candy as you want.
You = kids AND kids at heart.
Get a sugar coma from your favorite candy! I’m partial to bonbons.
Show me your trick or treating photos, too.
Have a joyous evening! 👻
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The Costumes Just Keep on Comin’
D’oh! Happy high holiday to you too, aunty!!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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