my chemical castration
@kateastrophe.bsky.social
22, she/it
an iron-willed fuck up
an iron-willed fuck up
author of narnia counter strike lewis
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
author of narnia counter strike lewis
bricky jervais
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
bricky jervais
they should sell parmesan in quantities that are possible to use before it expires I'm morally opposed to bagged already grated parmesan but you can only get either that or rlly big sticks of it that go off in 3 days at the shops, fucked.
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
they should sell parmesan in quantities that are possible to use before it expires I'm morally opposed to bagged already grated parmesan but you can only get either that or rlly big sticks of it that go off in 3 days at the shops, fucked.
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FFS is so good and worth it and you know that bc without fail 100% of the women who get it end up having insane mental breaks during the first couple weeks of recovery but then we all get past that point and go "god that was hell but this rules i love this" about what we're left with
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
FFS is so good and worth it and you know that bc without fail 100% of the women who get it end up having insane mental breaks during the first couple weeks of recovery but then we all get past that point and go "god that was hell but this rules i love this" about what we're left with
apologetic german lotr tree creature, call that shit Ent Schuldigung
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
apologetic german lotr tree creature, call that shit Ent Schuldigung
I was referring to the present in prophetic perfect tense, it was the only way that I could survive it
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I was referring to the present in prophetic perfect tense, it was the only way that I could survive it
got sneered at and shoved for trying to move through a crowd towards a pit
I forgot how bad arena show audiences are holy fuck
but the music was nice and I found some friends to dance with :D
I forgot how bad arena show audiences are holy fuck
but the music was nice and I found some friends to dance with :D
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
got sneered at and shoved for trying to move through a crowd towards a pit
I forgot how bad arena show audiences are holy fuck
but the music was nice and I found some friends to dance with :D
I forgot how bad arena show audiences are holy fuck
but the music was nice and I found some friends to dance with :D
wallace and gromit's excellent adventure
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
wallace and gromit's excellent adventure
look at my friend's dog
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
look at my friend's dog
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its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now
WHAT DID I KNOW
had a dream I was at a hotel on mars which was like expensive but not entirely out of reach for working class people, like a trip to Disney or something, and shortly after arriving I saw another ship land and out of it came bill clinton in a wheelchair then I woke up
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
WHAT DID I KNOW
when I'm tasting my pasta to see if it's done yet I blow on it to cool it and I feel like I'm whimsically smoking a little Italian cigarette
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
when I'm tasting my pasta to see if it's done yet I blow on it to cool it and I feel like I'm whimsically smoking a little Italian cigarette
forgot to fucking register for the hayley williams presale thing i'm going to become the joker but a woman
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
forgot to fucking register for the hayley williams presale thing i'm going to become the joker but a woman
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say it with me!
you 👏 cant 👏 be 👏 a 👏 leftist 👏 if 👏 u 👏 have 👏 a 👏 dad 👏
you 👏 cant 👏 be 👏 a 👏 leftist 👏 if 👏 u 👏 have 👏 a 👏 dad 👏
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
say it with me!
you 👏 cant 👏 be 👏 a 👏 leftist 👏 if 👏 u 👏 have 👏 a 👏 dad 👏
you 👏 cant 👏 be 👏 a 👏 leftist 👏 if 👏 u 👏 have 👏 a 👏 dad 👏
had a dream I was at a hotel on mars which was like expensive but not entirely out of reach for working class people, like a trip to Disney or something, and shortly after arriving I saw another ship land and out of it came bill clinton in a wheelchair then I woke up
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
had a dream I was at a hotel on mars which was like expensive but not entirely out of reach for working class people, like a trip to Disney or something, and shortly after arriving I saw another ship land and out of it came bill clinton in a wheelchair then I woke up
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pronouncing progesterone in an Italian accent
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
pronouncing progesterone in an Italian accent
family from Get Out showing off their zero point ethnoguessr scores
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
family from Get Out showing off their zero point ethnoguessr scores
had a dream i was at some exhibition of new irish inventions and one of them was like a combination tracksuit/sleeping bag that was legally being considered a house to boost the housing numbers
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
had a dream i was at some exhibition of new irish inventions and one of them was like a combination tracksuit/sleeping bag that was legally being considered a house to boost the housing numbers