Kasper Frederik Christiansen
@kasperfc.bsky.social
EN/DK/father/husband/teacher/writer
I write stuff... Mostly jokes and poems... Sometimes stories...
In a world of batshid crazyness — be kind, funny and helpful.💙
I write stuff... Mostly jokes and poems... Sometimes stories...
In a world of batshid crazyness — be kind, funny and helpful.💙
Happy 1st of December! May your day be filled with warm drinks, soft blankets, and that first spark of holiday magic settling in like a cozy hug. 🤩💙
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Happy 1st of December! May your day be filled with warm drinks, soft blankets, and that first spark of holiday magic settling in like a cozy hug. 🤩💙
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Dance like no one’s watching — because they’re all staring at their phones anyway... Be present! 💙
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Dance like no one’s watching — because they’re all staring at their phones anyway... Be present! 💙
If a pencil could talk, would it brag about all the good ideas it helped write — or complain about being chewed on? Asking for a friend that likes the feeling of chewing on a pencil... 😜
#joke #wondering #deepthoughtsonasaturday
#joke #wondering #deepthoughtsonasaturday
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If a pencil could talk, would it brag about all the good ideas it helped write — or complain about being chewed on? Asking for a friend that likes the feeling of chewing on a pencil... 😜
#joke #wondering #deepthoughtsonasaturday
#joke #wondering #deepthoughtsonasaturday
Even the strongest ale can’t fix a weak plan... Happy weekend to everyone! 😊🍻
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Even the strongest ale can’t fix a weak plan... Happy weekend to everyone! 😊🍻
It happens often that I land on someone's 'moderation list' because I fight for democracy, equality and kindness. I take that as a good sign! 💙
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It happens often that I land on someone's 'moderation list' because I fight for democracy, equality and kindness. I take that as a good sign! 💙
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. 🤔👌
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. 🤔👌
Trump’s debate strategy:
Talk loudly, repeat yourself, and deny everything — so basically Thanksgiving dinner with your loudest uncle............... 😑😂
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! 💙
#joke #Trump #thanksgiving
Talk loudly, repeat yourself, and deny everything — so basically Thanksgiving dinner with your loudest uncle............... 😑😂
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! 💙
#joke #Trump #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Trump’s debate strategy:
Talk loudly, repeat yourself, and deny everything — so basically Thanksgiving dinner with your loudest uncle............... 😑😂
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! 💙
#joke #Trump #thanksgiving
Talk loudly, repeat yourself, and deny everything — so basically Thanksgiving dinner with your loudest uncle............... 😑😂
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! 💙
#joke #Trump #thanksgiving
No matter how expensive your watch is, or how many watches you have, you don't have more time than others. 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
No matter how expensive your watch is, or how many watches you have, you don't have more time than others. 🤔
Here's a poem. Maybe it's poetry, just a brain fart or a dream. It could be some deep thoughts too - maybe the ones you have when you are about to sleep... Hmm... Anyways, this is a comfort. 😊
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Here's a poem. Maybe it's poetry, just a brain fart or a dream. It could be some deep thoughts too - maybe the ones you have when you are about to sleep... Hmm... Anyways, this is a comfort. 😊
May your alarm clock be silent, your coffee be bottomless, and your responsibilities politely wait until Monday. Good morning everyone! 😊🫶
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
May your alarm clock be silent, your coffee be bottomless, and your responsibilities politely wait until Monday. Good morning everyone! 😊🫶
If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or the floor clean? Asking for a friend... 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or the floor clean? Asking for a friend... 🤣
Never trust a map drawn by someone already lost... Just sayin'... 😑
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Never trust a map drawn by someone already lost... Just sayin'... 😑
A wise man listens carefully… then does whatever he was going to do anyway... 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A wise man listens carefully… then does whatever he was going to do anyway... 🤣
Courage is knowing it might go wrong and doing it loudly anyway... 🤣🤪
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Courage is knowing it might go wrong and doing it loudly anyway... 🤣🤪
Ale may not solve your problems, but water never tried... Cheers the weekend is close! 🍻🤪
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ale may not solve your problems, but water never tried... Cheers the weekend is close! 🍻🤪
I put a bell on the cookie jar—now it’s officially Jingle Bills... What a knead joke! Hah 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I put a bell on the cookie jar—now it’s officially Jingle Bills... What a knead joke! Hah 🤣
If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape... It fixes EVERYTHING! 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape... It fixes EVERYTHING! 🤣
Too much honesty can ruin a perfectly good excuse... Just sayin'... 😂
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Too much honesty can ruin a perfectly good excuse... Just sayin'... 😂
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 🤔