Karen Eisenbrey
@kareneisenbrey.bsky.social
She/her. Writer, reader, musician, band name aficionado.
Fantasy and Sci-Fi author. Deep River Rising, coming 11/11/2025
Into Truth, Justice, Rock & Roll.
https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/
Fantasy and Sci-Fi author. Deep River Rising, coming 11/11/2025
Into Truth, Justice, Rock & Roll.
https://kareneisenbreywriter.com/
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Deep River Rising (Tales from Deep River Book 2) is now available from @notapipe.bsky.social!
This sweet, cozy romantasy can be read on its own or as a sequel to A Quest for Hidden Things.
Details at kareneisenbreywriter.com/deep-river-r...
This sweet, cozy romantasy can be read on its own or as a sequel to A Quest for Hidden Things.
Details at kareneisenbreywriter.com/deep-river-r...
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
DAWN CALAMITY by Amanda Cherry @mandatheginger.bsky.social
“This is the ‘undercover princess on a doomed airship mission with her queer crush’ you didn't know you needed. Now you know! Don't miss out."
-Karen Eisenbrey, author of EGO & ENDURANCE
Get your copy here: bit.ly/DCbyAC
“This is the ‘undercover princess on a doomed airship mission with her queer crush’ you didn't know you needed. Now you know! Don't miss out."
-Karen Eisenbrey, author of EGO & ENDURANCE
Get your copy here: bit.ly/DCbyAC
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
DAWN CALAMITY by Amanda Cherry @mandatheginger.bsky.social
“This is the ‘undercover princess on a doomed airship mission with her queer crush’ you didn't know you needed. Now you know! Don't miss out."
-Karen Eisenbrey, author of EGO & ENDURANCE
Get your copy here: bit.ly/DCbyAC
“This is the ‘undercover princess on a doomed airship mission with her queer crush’ you didn't know you needed. Now you know! Don't miss out."
-Karen Eisenbrey, author of EGO & ENDURANCE
Get your copy here: bit.ly/DCbyAC
Very cool! Glad the experiment was a success.
(I have a story in this journal, too.)
(I have a story in this journal, too.)
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Very cool! Glad the experiment was a success.
(I have a story in this journal, too.)
(I have a story in this journal, too.)
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
DEAR AMERICA: A BREAKUP LETTER
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
DEAR AMERICA: A BREAKUP LETTER
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
Deep River Rising (Tales from Deep River Book 2) is now available from @notapipe.bsky.social!
This sweet, cozy romantasy can be read on its own or as a sequel to A Quest for Hidden Things.
Details at kareneisenbreywriter.com/deep-river-r...
This sweet, cozy romantasy can be read on its own or as a sequel to A Quest for Hidden Things.
Details at kareneisenbreywriter.com/deep-river-r...
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Deep River Rising (Tales from Deep River Book 2) is now available from @notapipe.bsky.social!
This sweet, cozy romantasy can be read on its own or as a sequel to A Quest for Hidden Things.
Details at kareneisenbreywriter.com/deep-river-r...
This sweet, cozy romantasy can be read on its own or as a sequel to A Quest for Hidden Things.
Details at kareneisenbreywriter.com/deep-river-r...
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
DEAR AMERICA: A BREAKUP LETTER
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
DEAR AMERICA: A BREAKUP LETTER
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
Available now: M.K. Martin (@mkmartinwriter.com)’s NEW AVALON RANGERS, the conclusion of THE SURVIVORS’ CLUB CHRONICLES.
New Avalon stands free, but the tentacled Infected creep ever closer. And sometimes, the monsters aren’t the worst things out there.
bit.ly/SCC3NAR
New Avalon stands free, but the tentacled Infected creep ever closer. And sometimes, the monsters aren’t the worst things out there.
bit.ly/SCC3NAR
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Available now: M.K. Martin (@mkmartinwriter.com)’s NEW AVALON RANGERS, the conclusion of THE SURVIVORS’ CLUB CHRONICLES.
New Avalon stands free, but the tentacled Infected creep ever closer. And sometimes, the monsters aren’t the worst things out there.
bit.ly/SCC3NAR
New Avalon stands free, but the tentacled Infected creep ever closer. And sometimes, the monsters aren’t the worst things out there.
bit.ly/SCC3NAR
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
Available now: @benjamingorman.bsky.social ’s THE CONVENTION OF FIENDS trilogy.
DON’T READ THIS BOOK
YOU WERE WARNED
YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
DON’T READ THIS BOOK
YOU WERE WARNED
YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Available now: @benjamingorman.bsky.social ’s THE CONVENTION OF FIENDS trilogy.
DON’T READ THIS BOOK
YOU WERE WARNED
YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
DON’T READ THIS BOOK
YOU WERE WARNED
YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
Band name: Pajamarama
An event, not a band, but too cozy and fun to say for me to pass up on a holiday weekend. Spend the whole day in PJs and still go out to a show.
An event, not a band, but too cozy and fun to say for me to pass up on a holiday weekend. Spend the whole day in PJs and still go out to a show.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Band name: Pajamarama
An event, not a band, but too cozy and fun to say for me to pass up on a holiday weekend. Spend the whole day in PJs and still go out to a show.
An event, not a band, but too cozy and fun to say for me to pass up on a holiday weekend. Spend the whole day in PJs and still go out to a show.
Band name: The Mortgage Lifters
I thought I would contrasting the fun of live string-band music with the seriousness of banking and home ownership, and then I found out they are named for an heirloom tomato. I love it when the real story is even weirder than what I made up.
I thought I would contrasting the fun of live string-band music with the seriousness of banking and home ownership, and then I found out they are named for an heirloom tomato. I love it when the real story is even weirder than what I made up.
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Band name: The Mortgage Lifters
I thought I would contrasting the fun of live string-band music with the seriousness of banking and home ownership, and then I found out they are named for an heirloom tomato. I love it when the real story is even weirder than what I made up.
I thought I would contrasting the fun of live string-band music with the seriousness of banking and home ownership, and then I found out they are named for an heirloom tomato. I love it when the real story is even weirder than what I made up.
Band name: Jealous Dogs
Dog Mom always liked you best!
Dog Mom always liked you best!
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Band name: Jealous Dogs
Dog Mom always liked you best!
Dog Mom always liked you best!
Band name: Dog Mom
I always thought dogs were an expert-level pet, but I was comparing to cats. Compared to human children, they might be easy mode. (Also, I checked so you don’t have to: yes, there is someone out there performing as Cat Dad.)
I always thought dogs were an expert-level pet, but I was comparing to cats. Compared to human children, they might be easy mode. (Also, I checked so you don’t have to: yes, there is someone out there performing as Cat Dad.)
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Band name: Dog Mom
I always thought dogs were an expert-level pet, but I was comparing to cats. Compared to human children, they might be easy mode. (Also, I checked so you don’t have to: yes, there is someone out there performing as Cat Dad.)
I always thought dogs were an expert-level pet, but I was comparing to cats. Compared to human children, they might be easy mode. (Also, I checked so you don’t have to: yes, there is someone out there performing as Cat Dad.)
Band name: The Boy Howdies
The pluralized exclamation promises a rowdy good time.
The pluralized exclamation promises a rowdy good time.
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Band name: The Boy Howdies
The pluralized exclamation promises a rowdy good time.
The pluralized exclamation promises a rowdy good time.
Have a scoop of band names with your leftover pie!
Square Pig in a Round Hole-November 29, 2025 kareneisenbreywriter.com/2025/11/29/s...
Square Pig in a Round Hole-November 29, 2025 kareneisenbreywriter.com/2025/11/29/s...
Square Pig in a Round Hole-November 29, 2025
Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Since 2010, Square Pig in a Round Hole has been rewarding five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabeticall…
kareneisenbreywriter.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Have a scoop of band names with your leftover pie!
Square Pig in a Round Hole-November 29, 2025 kareneisenbreywriter.com/2025/11/29/s...
Square Pig in a Round Hole-November 29, 2025 kareneisenbreywriter.com/2025/11/29/s...
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
DEAR AMERICA: A BREAKUP LETTER
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
DEAR AMERICA: A BREAKUP LETTER
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
Breakups are hard. But sometimes they are the best option.
In this bestselling letter to his newly ex-country, @benjamingorman.bsky.social explains why he’s leaving America, and the reason is not your first guess.
Get yours today!
bit.ly/DAABL
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
SuperGuy and SuperGuy 2: Electric Boogaloo by Kurt Clopton
Oliver accidentally becomes Milwaukee’s low-budget municipal superhero. Get this hilarious duology in print, eBook,or audiobook read by @kurtclopton.bsky.social himself, and get 25% both at our store!
bit.ly/SuperNaP
Oliver accidentally becomes Milwaukee’s low-budget municipal superhero. Get this hilarious duology in print, eBook,or audiobook read by @kurtclopton.bsky.social himself, and get 25% both at our store!
bit.ly/SuperNaP
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
SuperGuy and SuperGuy 2: Electric Boogaloo by Kurt Clopton
Oliver accidentally becomes Milwaukee’s low-budget municipal superhero. Get this hilarious duology in print, eBook,or audiobook read by @kurtclopton.bsky.social himself, and get 25% both at our store!
bit.ly/SuperNaP
Oliver accidentally becomes Milwaukee’s low-budget municipal superhero. Get this hilarious duology in print, eBook,or audiobook read by @kurtclopton.bsky.social himself, and get 25% both at our store!
bit.ly/SuperNaP
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
Available now: M.K. Martin (@mkmartinwriter.com)’s NEW AVALON RANGERS, the conclusion of THE SURVIVORS’ CLUB CHRONICLES.
New Avalon stands free, but the tentacled Infected creep ever closer. And sometimes, the monsters aren’t the worst things out there.
bit.ly/SCC3NAR
New Avalon stands free, but the tentacled Infected creep ever closer. And sometimes, the monsters aren’t the worst things out there.
bit.ly/SCC3NAR
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Available now: M.K. Martin (@mkmartinwriter.com)’s NEW AVALON RANGERS, the conclusion of THE SURVIVORS’ CLUB CHRONICLES.
New Avalon stands free, but the tentacled Infected creep ever closer. And sometimes, the monsters aren’t the worst things out there.
bit.ly/SCC3NAR
New Avalon stands free, but the tentacled Infected creep ever closer. And sometimes, the monsters aren’t the worst things out there.
bit.ly/SCC3NAR
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
"Do not look at Borrogg with the Fiery Eye!"
Too late; they looked. The resulting quest begins here.
Get TOND, BOOK ONE: THE SONS OF TLAEN RAS-ERKÉLTIS by @stevenericscribner.bsky.social today!
www.amazon.com/Tond-Book-On...
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
Too late; they looked. The resulting quest begins here.
Get TOND, BOOK ONE: THE SONS OF TLAEN RAS-ERKÉLTIS by @stevenericscribner.bsky.social today!
www.amazon.com/Tond-Book-On...
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"Do not look at Borrogg with the Fiery Eye!"
Too late; they looked. The resulting quest begins here.
Get TOND, BOOK ONE: THE SONS OF TLAEN RAS-ERKÉLTIS by @stevenericscribner.bsky.social today!
www.amazon.com/Tond-Book-On...
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
Too late; they looked. The resulting quest begins here.
Get TOND, BOOK ONE: THE SONS OF TLAEN RAS-ERKÉLTIS by @stevenericscribner.bsky.social today!
www.amazon.com/Tond-Book-On...
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
Get @kareneisenbrey.bsky.social’s THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ST. RAGE, the garage rock/superhero mashup the world needs now. Truth. Justice. Rock & Roll.
Info and links: bit.ly/StRage
The duology, including the sequel BARBARA AND THE RAGE BRIGADE, is 25% off at bit.ly/NaPstore
Info and links: bit.ly/StRage
The duology, including the sequel BARBARA AND THE RAGE BRIGADE, is 25% off at bit.ly/NaPstore
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Get @kareneisenbrey.bsky.social’s THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ST. RAGE, the garage rock/superhero mashup the world needs now. Truth. Justice. Rock & Roll.
Info and links: bit.ly/StRage
The duology, including the sequel BARBARA AND THE RAGE BRIGADE, is 25% off at bit.ly/NaPstore
Info and links: bit.ly/StRage
The duology, including the sequel BARBARA AND THE RAGE BRIGADE, is 25% off at bit.ly/NaPstore
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
Available now: benjamingorman.bsky.social ’s THE CONVENTION OF FIENDS trilogy
Don’t Read This Book
You Were Warned
You People are monsters
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
Don’t Read This Book
You Were Warned
You People are monsters
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Available now: benjamingorman.bsky.social ’s THE CONVENTION OF FIENDS trilogy
Don’t Read This Book
You Were Warned
You People are monsters
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
Don’t Read This Book
You Were Warned
You People are monsters
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
“All I wanted was a bass player for the band, but adding a new person to an already precarious mix can be messy.”
-Kyle, journal keeper, vocals, bass, guitar
Get your copy of @kurtclopton.bsky.social’s SPANK, and enjoy the mess!
bit.ly/4cxcsB225
-Kyle, journal keeper, vocals, bass, guitar
Get your copy of @kurtclopton.bsky.social’s SPANK, and enjoy the mess!
bit.ly/4cxcsB225
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“All I wanted was a bass player for the band, but adding a new person to an already precarious mix can be messy.”
-Kyle, journal keeper, vocals, bass, guitar
Get your copy of @kurtclopton.bsky.social’s SPANK, and enjoy the mess!
bit.ly/4cxcsB225
-Kyle, journal keeper, vocals, bass, guitar
Get your copy of @kurtclopton.bsky.social’s SPANK, and enjoy the mess!
bit.ly/4cxcsB225
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
The Corporation has been using schools to make sure everyone does what they're told. If Harriet can just crack the code, she might learn how to fight back!
Available in audiobook, print, and Kindle editions!
Get @benjamingorman.bsky.social’s CORPORATE HIGH SCHOOL today: bit.ly/GorCHS
Available in audiobook, print, and Kindle editions!
Get @benjamingorman.bsky.social’s CORPORATE HIGH SCHOOL today: bit.ly/GorCHS
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Corporation has been using schools to make sure everyone does what they're told. If Harriet can just crack the code, she might learn how to fight back!
Available in audiobook, print, and Kindle editions!
Get @benjamingorman.bsky.social’s CORPORATE HIGH SCHOOL today: bit.ly/GorCHS
Available in audiobook, print, and Kindle editions!
Get @benjamingorman.bsky.social’s CORPORATE HIGH SCHOOL today: bit.ly/GorCHS
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
Dingo Flats hasn't been the same since the Murphy family moved back to town. And what's with all the dead rats?
Get your copy of @tabithao-s.bsky.social’s BLOODSUCKING BOGANS today!
www.amazon.com/Bloodsucking...
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
Get your copy of @tabithao-s.bsky.social’s BLOODSUCKING BOGANS today!
www.amazon.com/Bloodsucking...
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Dingo Flats hasn't been the same since the Murphy family moved back to town. And what's with all the dead rats?
Get your copy of @tabithao-s.bsky.social’s BLOODSUCKING BOGANS today!
www.amazon.com/Bloodsucking...
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
Get your copy of @tabithao-s.bsky.social’s BLOODSUCKING BOGANS today!
www.amazon.com/Bloodsucking...
@writerstsunami.bsky.social
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
On Episode 152 of TILTING AT WINDMILLS, @chrysgorman.bsky.social and @benjamingorman.bsky.social, talk with Melinda Mitchell ( @revmindi.bsky.social ), author of FORTUNATE SON, about her recent trip to Tijuana to work with Unified U.S. Deported Veterans.
bit.ly/WNWHome
bit.ly/WNWHome
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
On Episode 152 of TILTING AT WINDMILLS, @chrysgorman.bsky.social and @benjamingorman.bsky.social, talk with Melinda Mitchell ( @revmindi.bsky.social ), author of FORTUNATE SON, about her recent trip to Tijuana to work with Unified U.S. Deported Veterans.
bit.ly/WNWHome
bit.ly/WNWHome
Reposted by Karen Eisenbrey
Available now: @benjamingorman.bsky.social ’s THE CONVENTION OF FIENDS trilogy.
DON’T READ THIS BOOK
YOU WERE WARNED
YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
DON’T READ THIS BOOK
YOU WERE WARNED
YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Available now: @benjamingorman.bsky.social ’s THE CONVENTION OF FIENDS trilogy.
DON’T READ THIS BOOK
YOU WERE WARNED
YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF
DON’T READ THIS BOOK
YOU WERE WARNED
YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS
Action, romance, comedy, existential dread, and so many monsters! Get yours today: bit.ly/1TCoF