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thott storch
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October 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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the effectiveness of violin techniques such as tremolo and glissando at instilling fear and unease in the human psyche suggests that at some point in the past, we were prey for some kind of stringed animal.
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i saw the term “luxury surveillance” 3x today and managed to avoid knowing what it means but i fear it’s only a matter of time
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the work is mysterious and important
September 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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He’d put the ‘bitch’ in ‘obituary’
August 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
binged the katrina doc yesterday bc apparently the real time american newsfeed wasn’t devastating enough for me and whew

couple stray observations:

brad pitt was always a villain hiding in plain sight

terrifying preview of life as extreme weather events ramp up in frequency & magnitude
August 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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If I see a company branded cybertruck driving around, I’m going to avoid that business for the rest of my life.
August 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
2 hrs never flies by faster than when ur looking at super expensive furniture online

theory - the more egregiously
out of ur price range it is, the faster time passes
August 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
wonder if they spell it Epcot or EPCOT?

#ajlt
August 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
glitch maid🔌🔌📟2
August 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
glitch maid 🔌📟1
August 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
death is the only way i can break free from this timeline and how sure can we even be about that
August 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Found nature’s Labubu. Meet the telescopefish:
August 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i tweet for the people who think often about how the morning show used waka flaka flame for the moment the network got hacked in the ransomware episode

😭😭the music supervisor was off leash for that one , truly feral choice
August 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i don’t ever want a car again but i do wish i had a little tank i could cruise around LA in

a military tank but make it fashion . would also settle for a fashionable bulldozer
August 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
unreal how much less cluttered this app is than twitter too - like a vacation for my eyes
August 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
this is so sweet and reminds me of when twitter was less nazi

(which is ultimately the entire aim of bsky i suppose! well played)
Check out the colossal array of great Murphs in the replies.
Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
August 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM