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Kali C. Sapphire

@kalisapphire.bsky.social

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30s Stupid ass blue/grey antelope creature. 🔞 NSFW,will occasionally post various kinds of gross shit. Dumb animal, Rivethead/Goth jams are my favorite. I'm also a film buff and love to read, feel free to hmu.

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 18h

These bots are wild.

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 1d

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games (unlimited games) and no games?

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 1d

This just popped up in my feed after I got finished watching a video talking about how chat gbt encouraged a teenager to commit suicide and to hide everything from friends and family. AI needs to be gutted from society yesterday.

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 1d

Naw I fucking raw dogged it over to goodwill for a new pair of shorts,and then my gym that was thankfully close for a shower ☠️

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 1d

I accidentally drank spoiled milk or something this morning, because I fucking shit myself in line at the pharmacy.
I SHOULD have stepped out but I was almost there, people where fucking gagging and an employee doused the area with air freshener.
Thankfully I was wearing black jeans so nobody knew.

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 1d

I'm taking out the trash and I keep getting hit in the head with twigs and mesquite chips every time I pass under this tree,and as I come back in I finally see WHY

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 2d

You should draw your OC in this hat.

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 2d

TFW someone does this to me but they use screaming hot coffee.

a red and white stuffed animal is hanging from a power pole .

ALT: a red and white stuffed animal is hanging from a power pole .

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 2d

Nuh :(

Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 2d

It's ok,she microwaved it before putting it back on so it's sanitary.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Dec 10

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?"

Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 4d

a man with a tattoo on his arm stands next to a girl with blue hair

ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm stands next to a girl with blue hair

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Kali C. Sapphire @kalisapphire.bsky.social · 5d

"That thing that everyone said would happen,did in fact happen."

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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 11d

yuritober day 4 but we're getting ready for the function

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 5d

BREAKING: RFK Jr says autism can be cured by "really yanking your shit, dryjacking, jelqing, maybe some weights" to "restore your holy organ to it's god-given form, before the Perfidious Globalists mutilated your form"

Though he also cautioned "DO NOT CUM WHILE DOING THIS, it invites demons"