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Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · Nov 17

Wasn't sure I would stick around here, but I'm enjoying it. Guess that means I should set expectations.

Philly sports

Pro wrestling

Political yelling about our impending hellscape.

Maybe some stuff about living with Muscular Dystrophy? Seems like that would get in the way of shitposting.

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 17h

Republicans running the worst candidate in human history is really funny. Sherrill would've been vulnerable to anybody with a pulse.

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Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 1d

Adam Silver is a dork.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

One Embiid crotch chop = $50K fine

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 1d

Plu, it might lead to you getting yelled at on here again, which is always fun.

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 1d

Can we wait, like, 72 hours before we start doing MLB labor stuff?

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 1d

Bob it’s 2pm.

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 2d

Wait ‘til I tell you about Penn State’s head coach.

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 3d

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 5d

Seems bad.

The Economist @economist.com · 5d

There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles

Trump 2028

There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles

econ.st

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 5d

I need it to be more spectacular than that.

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 5d

Think about some of the absolute dickheads who’ve been on the radio in Philly and then think about how cool Pierre Robert was.

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Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 8d

I'm just here to say that was the first Union game I've watched since the Apple TV thing started and lol holy shit I'm so unbelievably back in.

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 8d

Vince.

Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 8d

WWE Posts Second Cryptic Walking Teaser

WWE Posts Second Cryptic Walking Teaser - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News

WWE posted a second cryptic walking teaser on Sunday evening

www.fightful.com

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 9d

This feels like as much a reflection on Arch as anything? You'd wanna stay if you really believed in the kid?

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 10d

I’m told that representatives for Texas coach Steve Sarkisian have let NFL decision makers know that he would be interested in potential head coaching openings, including the Titans’.

More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 9d

The Irish! 25% of my heritage, 100% badass for doing this.

Christmas Miriam 🎄 @miriam.blacksky.app · 9d

For context she’s probably more left than your most leftist elected representative

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 9d

You don't have to do this to yourself on a Saturday night, big guy.

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 9d

One of the things that surprises me is how little control the Phillies (and Eagles for that matter) have over what gets said on their radio partner. The face of the franchise talked to a to a trusted reporter about being made uncomfortable by, essentially, a WIP creation.

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 11d

The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.

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Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 13d

He's gonna beat Hangman for the belt tomorrow.

Justin @justinlaurenzi.bsky.social · 14d

Owen Tippett bodysnatched Michkov.