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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 2h

The next village along from me gets two buses a week, one each way. That's going to take a long time, especially if the hobbits keep taking up seats by going to and from the market. Drivers are very strict about the number of standees. Tough on oversized gangs of marauders.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 1d

Things I don't want to hear no. 3,694: Mr D muttering 'Bollocks' as he peels masking tape off the skirting board.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 1d

This is horrific.

James Ball @jamesrball.com · Dec 25

Courtesy of Christmas playbook – and Liz Truss – here is the absolute worst way to cook roast potatoes you’re ever going to see.

Absolutely do not do what she says: the parboil is essential (and shake them before they go in the oil, which MUST be v hot)

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 2d

This is fucking amazing

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 2d

Hallowe'en, and my summer wild flower garden is finally fully out.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 2d

Wanker thinks everything he thought was okay in the 70s should be brought back, because he has no capacity to understand why it went away.
If you want some steel toecaps for the booting, give me a shout.

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“Rebellious Scots” 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @markrich68.bsky.social · 2d

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Outstanding Prince Andrew sketch by Stewart Lee

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Stewart Lee on Prince Andrew 🧸 | Stewart Lee: Basic Lee | Royal Family Clip

YouTube video by Sky TV

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 3d

Where are you and your chattels off to?

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 3d

Probably worth checking, all the same.
My art comprehension is on a par with yours.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 3d

Tore my thumbnail too far down to cut off. Nails aren't my speciality, so off I went, cluelessly, to see if I could find some kind of nail glue to stop it getting caught in clothes and stuff. Now I have a torn nail that's glued fast to the skin under the nail. This can't be how it's meant to work.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 4d

Whatever they say, don't stop.

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Sarah Jones @sarahjonestoo.bsky.social · 4d

Online sales for Everyday Normal at St Brides Church tonight in Liverpool close at 7pm. However there will be tickets at the door so do come down. . . and it will be great to see you.
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Everyday Normal Trailer

Promo video for my Everyday Normal 2025 UK Tour. To buy tickets please visit www.ticketsource.co.uk/sarahjonestoo Tour dates 28th October Burnley 29th October Liverpool 30th…

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 4d

Thing I was about to post made me sound like such a twat, I hit Cancel instead. This happens way, way too often. I don't know if that signifies deeper self-awareness or merely increasing levels of twattitute.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 5d

Round here, where it's over 97% white, younger, less educated people are fans too, except that they've been radicalised by Facebook rather than the right wing press.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 5d

I only remember to do it if someone mentions it here, and my scores are usually nothing to shout about. However, it's nice to see my general knowledge is mysteriously on fire today.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 6d

That makes me feel a bit sad.
I have so much piss to give, and none of it has been flung at fascists. What a waste.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 6d

Another ten years, maybe.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 6d

5 is pretty shit too.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 6d

A similar thing happens to me when I try on clothes in shop changing rooms. Who's that fat old bird in the mirror, and what did she do with the 22 year old with the 22 inch waist?
(Ate her, by the looks of it.)

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 7d

Anyone else feel as if this evening has been going on foreverrrr?

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 8d

Drives me mad to see these fascist cunts spouting shit on my telly every day.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 10d

The choice is yours.

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Bexhill Museum @bexhillmuseum.bsky.social · 10d

"High Street, Bexhill, Showing The Jubilee Clock." From Pikes Guide 1893. #Bexhill #Sussex #Street #History #1890s #ThrowbackThursday

Black and white print: "High Street, Bexhill, Showing The Jubilee Clock." 1893.

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Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 11d

Let's have it, then. I hope whatever it is has been sorted by now.

Dawn @justanotherdawn.bsky.social · 13d

I think he got me confused with his mother, who was prone to using her oven as a spare cupboard for baking trays and so on. Food left out tends to vanish very quickly here, so I didn't give the falafels another thought.
In short: absolutely his fault.

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