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"You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better." Ann Lamott
It's definitely a level in "The Divine Comedy."
Have you even lived until you're both having sensory and disregulation meltdowns in the build-your-own-closet aisle of Home Depot?
When someone asks you if you want to help them with a thing, the answer should always be, "No."
I have obtained this book and will be reading it.
WaPo's Ron Charles, in his Book Club newsletter, on Meta's repeated questions about his plans to review Sarah Wynn-Williams's "Careless People":

"In my 27 years of reviewing and editing newspaper books sections, no company has ever done this with me."
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In the waning days of the republic, at least the cartoons were good.
#BobCostasEye update: 4 days of steroids drops down, 43194843215488 days to go.
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First 70° of the year tomorrow in #Cleveland. Need an excuse to get out of work? I've got you. 😇 #ohwx
You, my good man, are a brilliant thinker.
It's 9:42 am, and I would like to eat my meatloaf sandwich lunch now, pls.
True! And not a home shopping what-have-you.
It's 3:54 am and I bought stuff online that I saw on Instagram (it was art). Why do I keep my phone on my nightstand? #insomnia
Ooooh, hell yeah! This is why I put my complaining to The Internet - the tips are always in the comments.
I worked with Erik eons ago when he was at The Centers! He is great people!
It is shockingly difficult to source aida in large quantities (by the yard, as a bolt, etc.) #crossstitch
But what if it's out of 20? 😬
Updates from my opthalmology exam:

▪️Myles was NOT there so do my eye exam. 🏈 🦖

▪️My vision, 15+ years after LASIK, is still 20/20.

▪️ My eye pressure in both eyes is 11 (I don't know if that's good/bad)

▪️ I have idiopathic scleritis, no idea why my sclera is inflamed; Rx is steroids.
I just wanna talk about dinosaurs with Myles!!
The opthalmologist I randomly picked has his photo with Myles Garret in his lobby. This has to be kismet.
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The funniest and most accurate thing is if you can get Perogi in a grocery store cleveland was a part of it
I just made this and I can't stop laughing at my own joke.
Shit's official now.
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Geordi,

Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.

Worf
If it's the only thing I'm ever known for (and let's be real: would be), tis indeed a fine legacy.
Julz’s Ankle would make for a fine legacy.
The fact that I now also have a sprained ankle running to Wikipedia to see the revision history on this....