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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Nov 8

"You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better." Ann Lamott

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 16

It's definitely a level in "The Divine Comedy."

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 16

Have you even lived until you're both having sensory and disregulation meltdowns in the build-your-own-closet aisle of Home Depot?

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 15

When someone asks you if you want to help them with a thing, the answer should always be, "No."

julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 14

I have obtained this book and will be reading it.

Jennifer Szalai @jenszalai.bsky.social · Mar 14

WaPo's Ron Charles, in his Book Club newsletter, on Meta's repeated questions about his plans to review Sarah Wynn-Williams's "Careless People":

"In my 27 years of reviewing and editing newspaper books sections, no company has ever done this with me."

Last Friday afternoon, I got my first message from Ryan Daniels, public affairs manager of strategic response at Meta. When I declined his invitation to talk by phone, he wrote back again: “I was wondering if the Washington Post was going to write a review about a book that’s coming out this upcoming week on Meta. Do you have a couple minutes to chat?”

So, I called. Daniels said, “We don’t have the book,” but the company had prepared “preliminary statements” about it. Although he didn’t share those with me, he wrote to me again on Saturday and again on Monday trying to get information about our review plans. (In my 27 years of reviewing and editing newspaper books sections, no company has ever done this with me.)

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RhymeswithJello 🦉🪾🌈🐾✊🏼📚🧶♟🏒🔮 @rhymeswithjello.bsky.social · Mar 14

In the waning days of the republic, at least the cartoons were good.

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 14

#BobCostasEye update: 4 days of steroids drops down, 43194843215488 days to go.

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Samantha Roberts @samrobertswx.bsky.social · Mar 14

First 70° of the year tomorrow in #Cleveland. Need an excuse to get out of work? I've got you. 😇 #ohwx

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 13

You, my good man, are a brilliant thinker.

julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 13

It's 9:42 am, and I would like to eat my meatloaf sandwich lunch now, pls.

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 13

True! And not a home shopping what-have-you.

julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 13

It's 3:54 am and I bought stuff online that I saw on Instagram (it was art). Why do I keep my phone on my nightstand? #insomnia

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 12

Ooooh, hell yeah! This is why I put my complaining to The Internet - the tips are always in the comments.

julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 12

I worked with Erik eons ago when he was at The Centers! He is great people!

julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 12

It is shockingly difficult to source aida in large quantities (by the yard, as a bolt, etc.) #crossstitch

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 12

But what if it's out of 20? 😬

julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 11

Updates from my opthalmology exam:

▪️Myles was NOT there so do my eye exam. 🏈 🦖

▪️My vision, 15+ years after LASIK, is still 20/20.

▪️ My eye pressure in both eyes is 11 (I don't know if that's good/bad)

▪️ I have idiopathic scleritis, no idea why my sclera is inflamed; Rx is steroids.

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 11

I just wanna talk about dinosaurs with Myles!!

julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 11

The opthalmologist I randomly picked has his photo with Myles Garret in his lobby. This has to be kismet.

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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · Mar 11

The funniest and most accurate thing is if you can get Perogi in a grocery store cleveland was a part of it

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 10

I just made this and I can't stop laughing at my own joke.

julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 10

Shit's official now.

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 10

This news just dropped, and my group chat just got hella thirsty. #scrumptiousbeardedflacco
www.cleveland.com/browns/2025/...

Joe Flacco on the Browns’ radar; Kirk Cousins might stay put: Latest on the search for a bridge quarterback

Joe Flacco is one of the free agent QBs the Browns will consider as a bridge.

www.cleveland.com

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Nov 23

Geordi,

Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.

Worf

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julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 10

If it's the only thing I'm ever known for (and let's be real: would be), tis indeed a fine legacy.

Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker® @rexkramer.bsky.social · Mar 10

Julz’s Ankle would make for a fine legacy.

julia (alsoJulZ) @juliazettl.com · Mar 10

The fact that I now also have a sprained ankle running to Wikipedia to see the revision history on this....

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