julian/juliette
@julianet.bsky.social
Five fennec foxes in an overcoat.
Pinned
Brother, can you spare a kidney?
Now that I'm pretty much good to go for a kidney transplant I actually need a kidney. If I wait for a kidney donor to die it can take about six years and that kidney is only good for about 5-10 years.
Now that I'm pretty much good to go for a kidney transplant I actually need a kidney. If I wait for a kidney donor to die it can take about six years and that kidney is only good for about 5-10 years.
“Leather knickers. Now there’s a thought.”
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
“Leather knickers. Now there’s a thought.”
Quote of the Day: “I’m pretty normal. That is for kinky, queer, Goth values of normal.” —Me 😁
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Quote of the Day: “I’m pretty normal. That is for kinky, queer, Goth values of normal.” —Me 😁
Dear [Redacted], Learn to read the footnotes on the spreadsheets I send you. They answer your questions. No love, me
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Dear [Redacted], Learn to read the footnotes on the spreadsheets I send you. They answer your questions. No love, me
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
I was just talking to the barista while getting my coffee and she referred to the Jim Carrey film as "the original Grinch" and please kill me now. 🙄
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I was just talking to the barista while getting my coffee and she referred to the Jim Carrey film as "the original Grinch" and please kill me now. 🙄
There is no better way to end a long holiday weekend than with some serious bondage. 😁
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
There is no better way to end a long holiday weekend than with some serious bondage. 😁
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Viking who thinks they're bound for the realm of frost and instead through a celestial typo winds up in Milfheim, the realm of hot older women
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Viking who thinks they're bound for the realm of frost and instead through a celestial typo winds up in Milfheim, the realm of hot older women
One of the main reasons I live in a condominium is so I don’t have to do yard work. However I am such a service slave I will gladly rake Reagan Riot’s yard, no problem. 😊
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
One of the main reasons I live in a condominium is so I don’t have to do yard work. However I am such a service slave I will gladly rake Reagan Riot’s yard, no problem. 😊
Now that we’ve reached the one point in the year when the local ice cream van can get away with playing Christmas carols, of course it’s now not. 🙄
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Now that we’ve reached the one point in the year when the local ice cream van can get away with playing Christmas carols, of course it’s now not. 🙄
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Peter Lorre and Lotte Lenya in Spring Awakening, Berlin, 1929
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Peter Lorre and Lotte Lenya in Spring Awakening, Berlin, 1929
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Thomas Hoepker, Thanksgiving, Reno, Nevada, 1963
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thomas Hoepker, Thanksgiving, Reno, Nevada, 1963
Candice’s dirty dish apocalypse.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Candice’s dirty dish apocalypse.
I just did the “Where are my glasses? Oh, they are on my face” thing. 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I just did the “Where are my glasses? Oh, they are on my face” thing. 🙄
Candice’s bacon covered turkey goodness. 🤤
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Candice’s bacon covered turkey goodness. 🤤
Iä! Iä! Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁🦃🍽
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Iä! Iä! Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁🦃🍽
I am the last person on the floor, so I’m out of here, folks!
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I am the last person on the floor, so I’m out of here, folks!
Anybody want to hang out this evening? Maybe watch a movie together and/or have kinky sex?
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Anybody want to hang out this evening? Maybe watch a movie together and/or have kinky sex?
Bleah. It’s the day before Thanksgiving, I’m alone in the office, and there’s nothing to do. I’m bored!!! 😑
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bleah. It’s the day before Thanksgiving, I’m alone in the office, and there’s nothing to do. I’m bored!!! 😑
How I found the Hannukah candles I ordered from Amazon. 😠
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
How I found the Hannukah candles I ordered from Amazon. 😠
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"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
This time of year all cabbalists, daemonologists, magicians, and the like share amongst their number one scrap of forbidden knowledge: that soakin...
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November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
