One-Winged Criss Angel
@judethelion.bsky.social
AJ, 32 | he/they, bi | NSFW, no minors🔞
Denver-area buffoon into cooking, furries, JRPGs, crosswords, and game shows.
Well-behaved buffaloes seldom make wild wings
Husband: @rorysmayonnaise.bsky.social
Denver-area buffoon into cooking, furries, JRPGs, crosswords, and game shows.
Well-behaved buffaloes seldom make wild wings
Husband: @rorysmayonnaise.bsky.social
Pinned
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#starfoxtober2023 #starfox - Spicy
"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" - Garth Marenghi
"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" - Garth Marenghi
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
#starfoxtober2023 #starfox - Spicy
"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" - Garth Marenghi
"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" - Garth Marenghi
This is all of my friends at my fursona tbh
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is all of my friends at my fursona tbh
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Based as FUCK
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November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Based as FUCK
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Been drawing so many reindeer at work these days 🦌
December 26, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Been drawing so many reindeer at work these days 🦌
“what that mouth do” it eats bologna and cheese sandwiches like it’s the mouth’s job
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“what that mouth do” it eats bologna and cheese sandwiches like it’s the mouth’s job
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He really does look like xehanort
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
He really does look like xehanort
it’s still hip to shorten words I think, that’s why I call buttered noodles “butt noods”.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
it’s still hip to shorten words I think, that’s why I call buttered noodles “butt noods”.
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🚨 Do not hand your unlocked phone to law enforcement 🚨
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Apple launches a Digital ID and says it’ll be accepted by the TSA
Apple launches a Digital ID and says it’ll be accepted by the TSA
A new way to present your ID.
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
🚨 Do not hand your unlocked phone to law enforcement 🚨
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Pikmin Bloom glitched and put me in the void
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pikmin Bloom glitched and put me in the void
Hey Allan I’m really happy for you man but that was a work laptop
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hey Allan I’m really happy for you man but that was a work laptop
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donald trump might be the most “obvious pedophile” of all time this is crazy
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
donald trump might be the most “obvious pedophile” of all time this is crazy
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Could be about anyone.
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Could be about anyone.
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
Geoff Keighley clawing at his desk, frothing at the mouth with veins bulging out on his neck and forehead, finding a way for E33 to lose everything it gets nominated for
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Geoff Keighley clawing at his desk, frothing at the mouth with veins bulging out on his neck and forehead, finding a way for E33 to lose everything it gets nominated for
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I took a photo yesterday as the sun was setting and I thought it would be fun to shoot it again while it was snowing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I took a photo yesterday as the sun was setting and I thought it would be fun to shoot it again while it was snowing.
Nationwide (through my job) is screwing over pet owners with their new insurance update — is there a good pet insurance anyone would recommend, specifically for senior cats? :(
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Nationwide (through my job) is screwing over pet owners with their new insurance update — is there a good pet insurance anyone would recommend, specifically for senior cats? :(
guy who does his Christmas shopping mid-November
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
guy who does his Christmas shopping mid-November
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the Reddit “rap is dead” crowd when they listen to the new Danny Brown
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the Reddit “rap is dead” crowd when they listen to the new Danny Brown