JTony 🏳️🌈
@jtony.com
Artist living in Salt Lake City. Owner of The SpookyRiot art car.
Www.jtony.com
Non-binary, he/them
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Non-binary, he/them
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“…Looks like a melting waxwork of Hank Azaria….”
Damn, but spot on. And not a Madame Toussaud’s quality piece, either.
Damn, but spot on. And not a Madame Toussaud’s quality piece, either.
QT dunking on Paul Dano and Marty in the same interview and getting dunked on by everyone including DDL himself meanwhile he's a zionist who looks like a melting waxwork of hank azaria lmao
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“…Looks like a melting waxwork of Hank Azaria….”
Damn, but spot on. And not a Madame Toussaud’s quality piece, either.
Damn, but spot on. And not a Madame Toussaud’s quality piece, either.
It’s Sunday and you’re in bed, under the covers and not wanting to face the outside.
And you roll over and look out the window next to your bed and the earth offers you this, and basically says,”get the fuck out of bed, fool!”
How can you say, “no?”
And you roll over and look out the window next to your bed and the earth offers you this, and basically says,”get the fuck out of bed, fool!”
How can you say, “no?”
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’s Sunday and you’re in bed, under the covers and not wanting to face the outside.
And you roll over and look out the window next to your bed and the earth offers you this, and basically says,”get the fuck out of bed, fool!”
How can you say, “no?”
And you roll over and look out the window next to your bed and the earth offers you this, and basically says,”get the fuck out of bed, fool!”
How can you say, “no?”
A truck load of 80s Puerto Rican boy band cd’s falls on Biff Tannen
“Menudo. I hate Menudo.
“Menudo. I hate Menudo.
a load of candles fall on Biff Tannen*
"menorah I hate menorah!"
"menorah I hate menorah!"
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A truck load of 80s Puerto Rican boy band cd’s falls on Biff Tannen
“Menudo. I hate Menudo.
“Menudo. I hate Menudo.
If you limit your comments and refuse quote posts don’t come crying to me after I fucking block you.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If you limit your comments and refuse quote posts don’t come crying to me after I fucking block you.
I’ve been saying this for decades. Life doesn’t begin. It continues. Passed on in one continuous flow from parent to child in each generation. Egg cells are alive, as are sperm cells, long before conception.
youtube.com/shorts/Zr8uu...
youtube.com/shorts/Zr8uu...
when does life begin?
YouTube video by Astrid Lundberg
youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I’ve been saying this for decades. Life doesn’t begin. It continues. Passed on in one continuous flow from parent to child in each generation. Egg cells are alive, as are sperm cells, long before conception.
youtube.com/shorts/Zr8uu...
youtube.com/shorts/Zr8uu...
December 3rd continues to be a shitty date for me. I’d like to refill it with something good to remember or commemorate yearly instead of the old baggage.
Taking suggestions for things I can start or do today to commemorate yearly.
What should I turn into a Dec 3 anniversary or yearly event?
Taking suggestions for things I can start or do today to commemorate yearly.
What should I turn into a Dec 3 anniversary or yearly event?
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
December 3rd continues to be a shitty date for me. I’d like to refill it with something good to remember or commemorate yearly instead of the old baggage.
Taking suggestions for things I can start or do today to commemorate yearly.
What should I turn into a Dec 3 anniversary or yearly event?
Taking suggestions for things I can start or do today to commemorate yearly.
What should I turn into a Dec 3 anniversary or yearly event?
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I’ve been contemplating remaking the ad, shot for shot, but replacing Arron Burr and the artifacts with Raymond Burr and his artifacts. The Ironside Wheelchair, Perry Mason props, a Godzilla statue, Rear Window glasses and gray hair dye… Somehow that’d be funny to me.
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I’ve been contemplating remaking the ad, shot for shot, but replacing Arron Burr and the artifacts with Raymond Burr and his artifacts. The Ironside Wheelchair, Perry Mason props, a Godzilla statue, Rear Window glasses and gray hair dye… Somehow that’d be funny to me.
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Work rules are arbitrary and stupid. They let you accrue 3 sick days, but they reset it each year. so if you don’t use it in time you lose it. So being well and responsible is literally punished. Then instead of resetting on 1/1 like you’d expect, they reset on 12/1. Like, what the fuck, folks?
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Work rules are arbitrary and stupid. They let you accrue 3 sick days, but they reset it each year. so if you don’t use it in time you lose it. So being well and responsible is literally punished. Then instead of resetting on 1/1 like you’d expect, they reset on 12/1. Like, what the fuck, folks?
Why call it a “Potty Break”
And not a “Bowel Vacation?”
And not a “Bowel Vacation?”
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why call it a “Potty Break”
And not a “Bowel Vacation?”
And not a “Bowel Vacation?”
When my car gets a thumbs up from the local mortuary hearse drivers, I know I’m doing something right!
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When my car gets a thumbs up from the local mortuary hearse drivers, I know I’m doing something right!
It’s December! The December Music Challenge starts now!
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s December! The December Music Challenge starts now!
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Watched it last week. It holds up really well. Serj steals all his scenes. Third act is a bit of a meander but they get there. My favorite Ronny Cox film.
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Watched it last week. It holds up really well. Serj steals all his scenes. Third act is a bit of a meander but they get there. My favorite Ronny Cox film.
Three hairdos in 12 hours:
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Three hairdos in 12 hours:
Eli Roth’s THANKSGIVING!
In with low expectations. Pleasantly surprised. It’ll be in the rotation for Thanksgivings to come.
In with low expectations. Pleasantly surprised. It’ll be in the rotation for Thanksgivings to come.
a man with a beard wearing a pilgrim hat with a buckle
Alt: a man with a beard wearing a pilgrim hat with a buckle from the film Thanksgiving by Eli Roth.
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Eli Roth’s THANKSGIVING!
In with low expectations. Pleasantly surprised. It’ll be in the rotation for Thanksgivings to come.
In with low expectations. Pleasantly surprised. It’ll be in the rotation for Thanksgivings to come.
Dark necessities can still bring you joy if you’re open to it. Everything is just an opportunity to act joyfully, and no one will stop you.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Dark necessities can still bring you joy if you’re open to it. Everything is just an opportunity to act joyfully, and no one will stop you.
Today is traditionally
BUY NOTHING DAY.
I’ve observed BND, ignoring the Black Friday Bullshit, for 20 years.
Unfortunately, this year I’m not fully prepared. I will have to purchase food at least, but I will keep my purchases minimal and buy as little as possible.
Black Friday is bullshit.
BUY NOTHING DAY.
I’ve observed BND, ignoring the Black Friday Bullshit, for 20 years.
Unfortunately, this year I’m not fully prepared. I will have to purchase food at least, but I will keep my purchases minimal and buy as little as possible.
Black Friday is bullshit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Today is traditionally
BUY NOTHING DAY.
I’ve observed BND, ignoring the Black Friday Bullshit, for 20 years.
Unfortunately, this year I’m not fully prepared. I will have to purchase food at least, but I will keep my purchases minimal and buy as little as possible.
Black Friday is bullshit.
BUY NOTHING DAY.
I’ve observed BND, ignoring the Black Friday Bullshit, for 20 years.
Unfortunately, this year I’m not fully prepared. I will have to purchase food at least, but I will keep my purchases minimal and buy as little as possible.
Black Friday is bullshit.
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HUNTR/X brought ‘GOLDEN’ to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade - EJAE, Audrey Nuna and REI AMI’s powerhouse vocals had Herald Square electric.
#HUNTRX #KPopDemonHunters #MacysParade
#HUNTRX #KPopDemonHunters #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
HUNTR/X brought ‘GOLDEN’ to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade - EJAE, Audrey Nuna and REI AMI’s powerhouse vocals had Herald Square electric.
#HUNTRX #KPopDemonHunters #MacysParade
#HUNTRX #KPopDemonHunters #MacysParade
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Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
Saw Zootopia 2 today. I didn’t suck. Not af all. Had low expectations going in (family members wanted to see it) but it was surprisingly fun and funny and a little heartwarming (with a slightly subversive message as well, though still counts as copaganda (ACAB). I’d give it a solid 8.5 if forced.
a disney zootopia logo with a blue snake on it
Alt: a disney zootopia logo with a blue snake on it for the film Zootopia 2
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Saw Zootopia 2 today. I didn’t suck. Not af all. Had low expectations going in (family members wanted to see it) but it was surprisingly fun and funny and a little heartwarming (with a slightly subversive message as well, though still counts as copaganda (ACAB). I’d give it a solid 8.5 if forced.
@marktippin.bsky.social
You still owe me $4.90 that you stole from my wallet in 1985.
My Venmo is:
@JTony-Smith
You still owe me $4.90 that you stole from my wallet in 1985.
My Venmo is:
@JTony-Smith
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@marktippin.bsky.social
You still owe me $4.90 that you stole from my wallet in 1985.
My Venmo is:
@JTony-Smith
You still owe me $4.90 that you stole from my wallet in 1985.
My Venmo is:
@JTony-Smith
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This is just a reminder to me to yet again (3rd time) donate a little something to Kat Abughazaleh’s campaign, and I invite everyone to join me in thanking her for being there. This video is what tipped me over the edge to donate to her again. Elect a real person. Elect Kat.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is just a reminder to me to yet again (3rd time) donate a little something to Kat Abughazaleh’s campaign, and I invite everyone to join me in thanking her for being there. This video is what tipped me over the edge to donate to her again. Elect a real person. Elect Kat.
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Who wants a can of Campbell's soup. I certainly want more than one 🥰🥰🥰🥰
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Who wants a can of Campbell's soup. I certainly want more than one 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Listening to someone tapping something against the counter upstairs.
The pattern is always the same for everyone.
First 7 hard taps.
Not enough. 4 more taps.
Not enough. 3 more.
3 more.
Then back to 7 again and it’s usually done or overtapped.
Next time you hear someone tapping, count and see.
The pattern is always the same for everyone.
First 7 hard taps.
Not enough. 4 more taps.
Not enough. 3 more.
3 more.
Then back to 7 again and it’s usually done or overtapped.
Next time you hear someone tapping, count and see.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Listening to someone tapping something against the counter upstairs.
The pattern is always the same for everyone.
First 7 hard taps.
Not enough. 4 more taps.
Not enough. 3 more.
3 more.
Then back to 7 again and it’s usually done or overtapped.
Next time you hear someone tapping, count and see.
The pattern is always the same for everyone.
First 7 hard taps.
Not enough. 4 more taps.
Not enough. 3 more.
3 more.
Then back to 7 again and it’s usually done or overtapped.
Next time you hear someone tapping, count and see.