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November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
fuck w me
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i think it's awesome how ice spice finally made a song that's not about shitting and it's on the spongebob movie soundtrack
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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lemme know when the barebacked men come up #YepImGay @jrshitbitchbear.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
lrp would
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Ethnically ambiguous Cloud Strife
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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guy who speaks in professional competitive gamer callout dialect trying to order coffee: good morning good morning coffee me coffee me coffee me bro i’m 1 i’m 1 coffee me
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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~ Post-jam update for Stairs out now ~

Stairs is a short tribute to 90's prerendered adventure games, inspired by the works of Human Ent.

It also pays tribute to shady free RPG Maker games of the 2000's.

If that interests you... please give it a try!

blamerobots.itch.io/stairs
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Edible High Elf
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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“I pressed attack just for shits and giggles, and Banjo threw a jinjo at her. After 6 Jinjos were thrown, the screen faded again. Now it showed an image of 6 Jinjos lying on the ground, most of them dead, others injured.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
this ricochet pen actually tastes like baja it's so fucked
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i hate thanksgiving not only because i hate america but also because i do not fuck with turkey in any capacity
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
jessies girl is an ntr anthem
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Dreyer’s Raiders Crunch (1995-1996): Vanilla ice cream loaded with chocolate-covered pecans and swirls of both fudge and caramel. Released to celebrate the Raiders return to Oakland after playing in LA for the previous 12 seasons.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Throw Down or Throw Up
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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if you are doordashing a mattress from mattress firm you are a fucking terrorist
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i was thinking about it last night showing noah ode to mark taylor but there's probably a dude in mainland china who learned english by watching that video on repeat
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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To commemorate the Year of the Dog in 2006, Neopets collaborated with Pepsi and had a ton of on-site advertising. There was also a Chinese-exclusive sweepstakes, where 500 lucky winners received a dark blue Gelert plushie with a Pepsi logo on its collar.

#obscuregames #neopets #videogames #y2k
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
roddy vs fletcher got me moaning
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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real as fuck for this
August 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Game: Yoshi ‘s cinema adventure
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: foxie07
Uploaded on: November 23rd, 2008
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM