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John Fetterman is dead.
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Everyone say hi to the urinal raccoon.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hm
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
There's a Virginia governor race without a blackface controversy? We used to be a proper country.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It’s Tim Tebow
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tomorrow I’m expecting thrills and chills.
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I love when the savings are passed on to me
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Geddy Lee’s Instagram account is called geddyimages and I think that’s fun
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I would not have said this.
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Many students on campus use electric scooters and when they zoom by all I can think about is the Thundergun episode of Sunny when the motorcyclist yells at Mac “out of the way, you fat dickhead”
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It’s funny that we live in a culture where if you’re good at swimming, but not TOO good, you can become a political commentator.
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The video of the Louvre heist is so funny because they just robbed the most famous museum in the world, but have to sit going half a mile per hour through the air on a lift to get down. It’s like action scenes in movies when they get in an elevator and all the noise turns to elevator music.
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted by Ned Lobster
October 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Buzz’s girlfriend, woof.
we need a total and complete shutdown of injectables and cosmetic surgery for right-wing women until we figure out what the hell is going on
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Fine, I’ll bite: who is Bernice Anders
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Really full, debating on if I can squeeze a Kinder Bueno in.
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love getting 10% off my first order.
October 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This cat is nonplussed
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It time for beisbol
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Tired of pooping and peeing. There has to be a better way.
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Check it out
October 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Democracy dies in darkness
October 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Wow
October 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM