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Josephus Brown

@josephusbrown.bsky.social

1.9K followers 2.3K following 16K posts

A divorced dad from California raising two kids in Oklahoma in defiance of the rise of Republican fascism with his bisexual cowgirl girlfriend. Teacher, bartender, shiftless gadabout. He/Him.

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 2d

Lmao I’m so proud of this stupid joke

A screenshot of a Signal chat.

Me- There's a Yoga Barre class at the gym but I hear it's no picnic

Me- The instructor knows a lot about anatomy so she teaches while she goes. It's much smarter than the average Barre class

My buddy- BOO THIS MAN

Me- YOU MEAN BOO BOO THIS MAN

My buddy- АААААААН *erupts in flames*

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Subbing for this teacher today and the urge to demolish the east wing of this model to match current reality is overwhelming

A Lego White House sits on a teacher’s desk

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

I’m done saving people from their determination to destroy their own lives

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Then good, then they can die and we can maybe elect people who don’t suck without them dragging this nation into the toilet

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 1d

just this perpetual cycle where the tech press helps zuck pretend he's innovative and interesting, he falls flat on his ass after setting billions in boomer ad money on fire, then all his employees pay the price for him being a pointless, unremarkable dipshit

Reuters @reuters.com · 1d

Meta is cutting around 600 roles in AI unit, Axios reports reut.rs/4opgmAI

Meta is cutting around 600 roles in AI unit, Axios reports

Meta is cutting roughly 600 positions out of the several thousand roles within its Superintelligence Labs artificial intelligence unit, Axios reported on Wednesday.

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Some of the spikes I’ve seen in red states are from like $300 a month to $2300 a month. I’m not sure “holding their nose and paying” is gonna even be an option

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

“Respectfully”

Lmao

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe don’t defend Nazi tattoos then

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

This is fucking bullshit and you should be ashamed

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

… this has been relatively well-documented from brain studies for like twenty years now?

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

“Why should I bother reading the thread or finding out who you are before I spout off”

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Between a bunch of military not getting paid for the shutdown and spiking grocery and energy prices here in OK, a ton of local food banks are *already* struggling and it hasn’t even hit yet.

It’s gonna get ugly.

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 2d

This is what a Yu-Gi-Oh player feels like, isn’t it

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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 2d

Is it "trench warfare" if you're the only one in the trenches, lobbing grenades at yourself, your feet slowly rotting from fungal infection, while everyone else is just merrily skeeting about jewel-heisting the Louvre?

makena kelly @makenakelly.bsky.social · 2d

NEW: Inside the Trump Administration's Bluesky Invasion

Spoke with some administration officials who said the move was about "reaching new audiences." It's amounted to trench warfare.
www.wired.com/story/inside...

Inside the Trump Adminstration's Bluesky Invasion

On Friday, after months of internal discussions, federal agencies began posting on the left-friendly social network. Within days, they dominated a list of the most-blocked accounts.

www.wired.com

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly nothing was stopping them from washing their feet back then, either

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 2d

Lmao I’m so proud of this stupid joke

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 2d

You know what they say

He’s hung like *this*

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 2d

There’s a comedian who has a line like “I went to an all girls catholic school, which means two things:

One, I have a discipline fetish, and two, I have a thing for Jewish guys.

I mean, he was the only dude around. All ripped and angsty up there. What was I supposed to do?”

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my god

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

A time traveller chasing @jcsalterego.bsky.social through the space-time continuum

Image of an old newspaper that reads

Man Stabbed With Apology
SAN FRANCISCO (INS) - Lawrence Bridges, 32, San Francisco Municipal Railway bus driver, reported to police that he was stabbed by a man who then leaned over him and salon, pardon me, I thought you were Jerry."
He was stabbed twice, in the cheek and shoulder, as he walked on Sutter Street near Fill-more. He will recover.

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah but saying “made of potatoes” for stuff like pringles is silly

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Micah @rincewind.run · 3d

the best part of the NYC mayoral race is of course Zohran

but a close second is watching everyone on the left adopt Curtis Sliwa as our Problematic Uncle Who Also Really Hates Andrew Cuomo

Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 3d

New York Post editorial board calls on Republican mayoral nominee Curtis Sliwa to drop out to boost independent candidate Andrew Cuomo: nypost.com/2025/10/20/o...

Swallow the bitter pill, Curtis Sliwa — quit the race to stop Zohran Mamdani

It’s time for Curtis Sliwa to face reality, and admit that the city’s best hope to avoid the disaster of a Zohran Mamdani mayoralty is for him to drop out of the race.

nypost.com

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

Exactly, it’s not like there’s no precedent

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

Man you really look divorced

Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.bsky.social · 3d

I bet a lot of that 42% was assuming that Lays made their chips out of artificially reconditioned potato starch

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