jorm
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"Dungeon Crawler Carl" is like a Christmas RomCom for RPG nerds. Fun popcorn that doesn't make you feel bad for eating it.
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Dungeon Crawler Carl" is like a Christmas RomCom for RPG nerds. Fun popcorn that doesn't make you feel bad for eating it.
The Epstein Files release on Friday so of course we're declaring a war on Tuesday.
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The Epstein Files release on Friday so of course we're declaring a war on Tuesday.
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I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense.
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense.
i am very much looking forward to his death
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i am very much looking forward to his death
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A major part of having dogs is asking why is that wet
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A major part of having dogs is asking why is that wet
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I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
Why Flavor Flav says the US must ban firearms now | Opinion
The lack of U.S. gun laws has created a violence epidemic unlike anywhere else on Earth. This is domestic errorism
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December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
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Forever going to be referring to the peanut butter inside of a Reese’s Cup as the “yolk”
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Forever going to be referring to the peanut butter inside of a Reese’s Cup as the “yolk”
The same people who tell me it takes more muscles to frown also tell me I should exercise more.
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The same people who tell me it takes more muscles to frown also tell me I should exercise more.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Those who build walls are their own prisoners.
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Those who build walls are their own prisoners.
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Instagram has suspended our account based on a vague, undefined reason. They want us to upload photographs of official ID cards to get re-instated, and we're not going to do that. So that's it for Instagram.
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Instagram has suspended our account based on a vague, undefined reason. They want us to upload photographs of official ID cards to get re-instated, and we're not going to do that. So that's it for Instagram.
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My wife is far less impressed with my ability to fart the tune "Three Blind Mice" than I am.
December 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
My wife is far less impressed with my ability to fart the tune "Three Blind Mice" than I am.
Those amphetamine-fueled, overnight, unhinged posting sessions can take a toll.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Those amphetamine-fueled, overnight, unhinged posting sessions can take a toll.
I am not a fan of the trend to break television seasons or movies into multiple parts.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I am not a fan of the trend to break television seasons or movies into multiple parts.
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Listen, Tenar. Heed me. You were the vessel of evil. The evil is poured out. It is done. It is buried in its own tomb. You were never made for cruelty and darkness; you were made to hold light, as a lamp burning holds and gives its light.
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Listen, Tenar. Heed me. You were the vessel of evil. The evil is poured out. It is done. It is buried in its own tomb. You were never made for cruelty and darkness; you were made to hold light, as a lamp burning holds and gives its light.
I lost the LDB challenge at the fucking POST OFFICE in the fucking FIRST DAY.
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I lost the LDB challenge at the fucking POST OFFICE in the fucking FIRST DAY.
Psycho Kitty, qu’est-ce que c’est?
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Psycho Kitty, qu’est-ce que c’est?
It’s my birthday. Tell me something you like about yourself.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s my birthday. Tell me something you like about yourself.
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Infinite are the arguments of mages.
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Infinite are the arguments of mages.
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Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
January 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
Quand le peuple n'aura plus rien à manger, il mangera le riche.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Quand le peuple n'aura plus rien à manger, il mangera le riche.
Stop trying to make Tom Steyer happen. It's not gonna happen.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Stop trying to make Tom Steyer happen. It's not gonna happen.
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In bed by nine and not a peek,
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
November 27, 2024 at 7:11 PM
In bed by nine and not a peek,
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
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“I think,” Tehanu said in her soft, strange voice, “that when I die, I can breathe back the breath that made me live.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“I think,” Tehanu said in her soft, strange voice, “that when I die, I can breathe back the breath that made me live.”