Jordan Catalano 🍉
@jordancatalano.bsky.social
Queer, poly, enby. I don’t trust authority and neither should you. Makes me sound libertarian but I’m really a progressive. Respect Palestinians and all people and we’ll get along great. Probably missing vacation.
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If you’re more into audio than video, this guy is really good at various audio porn things.
If you’re more into audio than video, this guy is really good at various audio porn things.
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Intimate Audio Recordings
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May 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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If you’re more into audio than video, this guy is really good at various audio porn things.
If you’re more into audio than video, this guy is really good at various audio porn things.
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Always hungry for it
April 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Always hungry for it
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Boomers would rather LARP than go to therapy
April 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Boomers would rather LARP than go to therapy
Port au bras improvs to Ethel Cain X Robyn, Sun Bleached Flies X Dancing On My Own
April 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Port au bras improvs to Ethel Cain X Robyn, Sun Bleached Flies X Dancing On My Own
I’ve been having terrible adventures on my 43rd revolution around the sun. I do hope the one that starts in June will be phenomenally gentler on me.
March 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’ve been having terrible adventures on my 43rd revolution around the sun. I do hope the one that starts in June will be phenomenally gentler on me.
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Marianne Kilonzi who was the VP of UK Citigroup’s Trade and Working Capital sales was murdered this week. I think because she worked for a bank y’all might see stuff on social media that this is a copycat killing from the thing that happened last year.
January 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Marianne Kilonzi who was the VP of UK Citigroup’s Trade and Working Capital sales was murdered this week. I think because she worked for a bank y’all might see stuff on social media that this is a copycat killing from the thing that happened last year.
Pouring the Norris dice was a project she undertook with care. It is a gift we give each other on Wednesdays.
January 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Pouring the Norris dice was a project she undertook with care. It is a gift we give each other on Wednesdays.
Norris is my most precious DND character and he’s been well taken care of. Gonna need his assistance in the coming days.
January 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Norris is my most precious DND character and he’s been well taken care of. Gonna need his assistance in the coming days.
A selection from Voodoo by Godsmack
January 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
A selection from Voodoo by Godsmack
Asparagus and steak with hollandaise sanguine whipped up out of thin air today. Learning to cook? I *can* cook. Hollandaise sanguine may not be everyone’s cup of tea, however
January 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Asparagus and steak with hollandaise sanguine whipped up out of thin air today. Learning to cook? I *can* cook. Hollandaise sanguine may not be everyone’s cup of tea, however
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I’m at the intersection of desperately wanting company/attention and needing everyone to leave me the fuck alone. I wish my brain would make a decision
December 28, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I’m at the intersection of desperately wanting company/attention and needing everyone to leave me the fuck alone. I wish my brain would make a decision
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Gonna make a sequel to Nightbitch about a gay man who becomes a cat. Call it Nightpuss
January 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Gonna make a sequel to Nightbitch about a gay man who becomes a cat. Call it Nightpuss
May all the tears I shed in 2024 lube all the asses I eat in 2025. Or something
January 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
May all the tears I shed in 2024 lube all the asses I eat in 2025. Or something
Oh gee manitley. Will I ever stop apologizing? The dancers/actors know the show is unpredictable. It’s gripping, too. I’m sorry to myself I couldn’t let go and live a little more. #sleepnomore
December 31, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Oh gee manitley. Will I ever stop apologizing? The dancers/actors know the show is unpredictable. It’s gripping, too. I’m sorry to myself I couldn’t let go and live a little more. #sleepnomore
December 31, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Fetch the bolt cutters for the prison wall.
Escape.
Walk out like someone
suddenly born into color.
Do it now.
- Rumi and Fiona Apple, hybridized a bit
Escape.
Walk out like someone
suddenly born into color.
Do it now.
- Rumi and Fiona Apple, hybridized a bit
December 31, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Fetch the bolt cutters for the prison wall.
Escape.
Walk out like someone
suddenly born into color.
Do it now.
- Rumi and Fiona Apple, hybridized a bit
Escape.
Walk out like someone
suddenly born into color.
Do it now.
- Rumi and Fiona Apple, hybridized a bit
In high school, I didn’t really fit in a neat box. I was sort of one of the go betweens between the goths, the preps, the choir and the theatre. I think that’s how a bubble goth develops? If we’d had the word for emo I would have been that but that word hadn’t arrived yet.
December 27, 2024 at 7:04 AM
In high school, I didn’t really fit in a neat box. I was sort of one of the go betweens between the goths, the preps, the choir and the theatre. I think that’s how a bubble goth develops? If we’d had the word for emo I would have been that but that word hadn’t arrived yet.
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