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JordanBloomBooks
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I'm a writer of romance novels, believer in humans, and lover of key lime pie. When I'm not reading and writing, I spend my time drinking coffee and looking for the good in the world. My pronouns are she/her JordanBloomBooks.com
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Please, sky friends, put your pronouns in your bio.

Thank you.
All charges dismissed due to cuteness.
Tiny criminal, photographed this morning.

She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
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Fated Mates is pretty much the only podcast whose ads I listen to all the way through, and it's definitely the only podcast that's ever sold me a book.
You'll never hear an ad for ICE on Fated Mates because we're not part of an ad network. We sell, record, and place our own ads, which is why they're all for books and book stuff (and gummies). If you'd like to run ad ad on Fated Mates, visit fatedmates.net/ads.
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All of this!
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 999:
It’s not just the story that matters, it’s the person telling it. Your stories are filtered through your experience, your culture, your upbringing, your identity. Don’t be afraid to let it show. Those things matter. You matter.
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They put me and a couple of the other managers onto a social media team and gave us posting access to all the accounts, so I'm really excited to see how fast this new career opportunity results in me accidentally getting fired.
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I have been to two No Kings protests and they are filled with normies and people with funny signs and families and they are just the most wholesome protests imaginable

that's all people are going to see, man - their friends and neighbors out there saying we don't want this
Johnson: "We call it the Hate America Rally that will happen Saturday. Let's see who shows up for that. I bet you you'll see Hamas supporters, I bet you'll see antifa types, I bet you'll see Marxists on full display, people who don't want to stand and defend the foundational truths of this republic"
I will literally pay extra for a non-internet appliance.
"I DO NOT WANT A DISHWASHER WITH AN APP" and other very normal sentences to say on a Sunday afternoon during this specific, very stupid moment in late-stage capitalism. 😂
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A library director in Wyoming who was fired two years ago because she refused to remove books with sexual content and LGBTQ themes from a library's children and young adult sections has just been awarded $700,000 in a settlement. t.co/EA5L1kOZfV
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/us/wyoming-library-settlement-book-bans-terri-lesley.html?smtyp=cur&smid=fb-nytimes&fbclid=IwdGRjcANWLXdleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHhlnY6nKj_j4zuP3VjNSstXWBaV1t8-sPQ5C3b_jS6WN...
t.co
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just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”
Hi Jenny! :::waves::: Good to see you.
Green flag heroes are the sexiest heroes! Today only, your pick of 70 sweet and sinful cinnamon roll men are all yours for zero dollars and zero cents! debrastjamesbooks.com/cinnamon-rol...
For my own mental health, I’m trying to find happy things. Today’s happy is the pan of cinnamon rolls I baked to celebrate National Cinnamon Roll Day. (Which is actually tomorrow!)
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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This letter! 🤦 This response! 👑

I have a new favorite author to read now.
So. While I was on vacation in Taiwan, I received this exceedingly entitled email from "a fan" that I have just responded to. I think she'll regret emailing me, but I hope she reads my reply. I will post my (very lengthy) reply in this thread.
#romancelandia
#archaeology
Huh. Anyway…
Disney has lost nearly $4 Billion in three days from combined stock price collapse and cancelled subscriptions.