jordan
@jordan.matelsky.com
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making computers better using brains and making brains better using computers. computational neuro and dumb little web apps sticking a steam wand directly into my brain and frothing it like a cappuccino at @kordinglab. senior research scientist at JHU/APL
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This is amazing and moves scientific publishing into the modern age in a MAJOR way. @qedscience.bsky.social by @odedrechavi.bsky.social and team, and planyourscience.com by @kordinglab.bsky.social, are my gamechanging life-hack recommendations for all scientists!
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT📣: I haven’t been this excited to be part of something new in 15 years… Thrilled to reveal the passion project I’ve been working on for the past year and a half!🙀🥳 (thread 👇)
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yes! this is super context-managery a la python's `with`. imo WAY more interpretable than defers
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counter: this is a great little joke to have at them
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is there more context (this line or ±lines) available?
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I've been writing letters of recommendation for six hours today and I think I'm about to explode
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Bunny Subsystem for Linux 4
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Looks EXTREMELY similar to my (beloved) Nomatic though :)
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and slides that are "too big" by some definition (perhaps of path complexity) can't send over email! gotta find ways to keep your network email sized, or perhaps load up flash drives / CDs in batches instead as the game pushes for further volume
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obvious in-world solution is that Windows crashes if your setup is too complicated, or perhaps a new bug report email shows that a certain configuration causes crashes :)
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then it's practically home maintenance!
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I haven't played it as a drinking game so much as a game played with a beer in one hand but certainly making it a drinking game seems ..... perilous
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extremely good game

seemed to be marginally less dangerous than I assumed
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conversely, I think it's going, like, "ha haha, over here now, spirit fingers, ! haha woowoo lol"
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but..... not to tell you how to live your life, but you might be wearing your Apple watch incorrectly if it has opinions about this
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at least it seems to think there's progress.....? 🥴
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so proud to share @jhuapl.bsky.social neuroscience research at #blenderconference2025 @blender.org ❤️

also shoutout to #microscopynodes by @aafkegros.bsky.social, here's to awesome new collabs born at blendercon!!!
Blending brains: Tales from the neuro department — Blender Conference 2025
YouTube video by Blender
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"Crazy polycount mesh took >10 sec to switch into edit mode"
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super excited for #bcon25 #blendercon @blender.org — did some sketching around Amsterdam today :)
A pencil sketch looking down a canal in Amsterdam with three bridges lined up consecutively. The closest bridge has several bikes locked up along its banister. A loose pencil sketch of an ornate building partially obscured by loosely sketched trees on a body of water
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Me!! Super excited to hang out with everyone!!
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ha, you and I had mirror flights and now I'm having the same problem in AMS... luckily, it's coffee o clock here... hope you find a place to rest!!
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quick sketch i made of some zebras a few days ago at ansp.org, if you want to check them out or whatever
loose pencil sketches of three zebras. a mommy, a daddy, and a baby. the baby is quite small and should be given a treat