Jonathan Demanuele
@jondemanuele.bsky.social
An Australian who is antisocial trying a social app. Send help!
Are these people who fell for the "The raptured is happening on the 24th" now moving the rapture to... *looks at notes* the 7th of October?
Happiness does not come on a magical day, it comes to how you make it. Live your life to the fullest, enjoy it, embrace it. And one day you will see heaven.
Happiness does not come on a magical day, it comes to how you make it. Live your life to the fullest, enjoy it, embrace it. And one day you will see heaven.
October 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Are these people who fell for the "The raptured is happening on the 24th" now moving the rapture to... *looks at notes* the 7th of October?
Happiness does not come on a magical day, it comes to how you make it. Live your life to the fullest, enjoy it, embrace it. And one day you will see heaven.
Happiness does not come on a magical day, it comes to how you make it. Live your life to the fullest, enjoy it, embrace it. And one day you will see heaven.
To me WWE fans if you want to watch Wrestlepalooza without ESPN account cause of Disney, here's a little life hack, get a VPN and a Netflix account. change it to a international country such as Australia. Just another way to screw over Disney.
You're welcome
#wwe #wrestlepalooza #ScrewDisney
You're welcome
#wwe #wrestlepalooza #ScrewDisney
September 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
To me WWE fans if you want to watch Wrestlepalooza without ESPN account cause of Disney, here's a little life hack, get a VPN and a Netflix account. change it to a international country such as Australia. Just another way to screw over Disney.
You're welcome
#wwe #wrestlepalooza #ScrewDisney
You're welcome
#wwe #wrestlepalooza #ScrewDisney
OMG people are canceling their Disney+ and Hulu that the site cashed! The season of F around and find out is continuing.
#Istandwithkimmel
#Istandwithkimmel
September 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
OMG people are canceling their Disney+ and Hulu that the site cashed! The season of F around and find out is continuing.
#Istandwithkimmel
#Istandwithkimmel
MAGA after Kirk Assassination: THE LEFT ARE THE PARTY OF MURDER!!! WE ARE AT WAR!!! BRING BACK DEATH PENILTY!!!
MAGA after it was 'Their own team': Thoughts and prayers. Why can't we just follow Kirk's teaching. Mental illness is such a thing guys.
Hypocrisy thy name is MAGA
MAGA after it was 'Their own team': Thoughts and prayers. Why can't we just follow Kirk's teaching. Mental illness is such a thing guys.
Hypocrisy thy name is MAGA
September 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
MAGA after Kirk Assassination: THE LEFT ARE THE PARTY OF MURDER!!! WE ARE AT WAR!!! BRING BACK DEATH PENILTY!!!
MAGA after it was 'Their own team': Thoughts and prayers. Why can't we just follow Kirk's teaching. Mental illness is such a thing guys.
Hypocrisy thy name is MAGA
MAGA after it was 'Their own team': Thoughts and prayers. Why can't we just follow Kirk's teaching. Mental illness is such a thing guys.
Hypocrisy thy name is MAGA
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•US Intel confirmed Iran has 0 nukes
•Iran never attacked USA
•Iran offered to revive nuclear deal
•Iran is a signature to NPT
•Iran allows full IAEA inspections
And ALL notwithstanding
•Trump had no approval from Congress
Trump has violated his Oath. If Congress had a spine they’d impeach him
•Iran never attacked USA
•Iran offered to revive nuclear deal
•Iran is a signature to NPT
•Iran allows full IAEA inspections
And ALL notwithstanding
•Trump had no approval from Congress
Trump has violated his Oath. If Congress had a spine they’d impeach him
June 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
•US Intel confirmed Iran has 0 nukes
•Iran never attacked USA
•Iran offered to revive nuclear deal
•Iran is a signature to NPT
•Iran allows full IAEA inspections
And ALL notwithstanding
•Trump had no approval from Congress
Trump has violated his Oath. If Congress had a spine they’d impeach him
•Iran never attacked USA
•Iran offered to revive nuclear deal
•Iran is a signature to NPT
•Iran allows full IAEA inspections
And ALL notwithstanding
•Trump had no approval from Congress
Trump has violated his Oath. If Congress had a spine they’d impeach him
Welp, taking all bets on how long until Trump TACOs after these attacks in Iran!
June 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Welp, taking all bets on how long until Trump TACOs after these attacks in Iran!
First ever God pull #pokemonpocket #godtier
May 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
First ever God pull #pokemonpocket #godtier
MAGA be like: Trump is a genius, he is playing Chess and everyone is playing checkers.
Literally everyone else: more like the world is playing Poker and Trump is playing Go Fish
Literally everyone else: more like the world is playing Poker and Trump is playing Go Fish
April 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
MAGA be like: Trump is a genius, he is playing Chess and everyone is playing checkers.
Literally everyone else: more like the world is playing Poker and Trump is playing Go Fish
Literally everyone else: more like the world is playing Poker and Trump is playing Go Fish
Just reminder, when you feel like you made an error or feel like a loser, remember...
YOU DID NOT INVITE A REPORTER TO A WAR GROUP CHAT tHEN LIE ABOUT IT!
YOU DID NOT INVITE A REPORTER TO A WAR GROUP CHAT tHEN LIE ABOUT IT!
March 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Just reminder, when you feel like you made an error or feel like a loser, remember...
YOU DID NOT INVITE A REPORTER TO A WAR GROUP CHAT tHEN LIE ABOUT IT!
YOU DID NOT INVITE A REPORTER TO A WAR GROUP CHAT tHEN LIE ABOUT IT!
I'm trying to think who crashed out harder... Snow White or Tesla? it really is a coin flip huh
March 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I'm trying to think who crashed out harder... Snow White or Tesla? it really is a coin flip huh
let me get this straight, Trump is complaining about the Australian DPS, our quality control, our import control and wants them to be lowered just so the USA can make a quick buck.
here's an idea... how about no you orange drongo and get good!
here's an idea... how about no you orange drongo and get good!
March 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
let me get this straight, Trump is complaining about the Australian DPS, our quality control, our import control and wants them to be lowered just so the USA can make a quick buck.
here's an idea... how about no you orange drongo and get good!
here's an idea... how about no you orange drongo and get good!
Today I learned it's world sleep day. Awesome now if you d-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
March 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Today I learned it's world sleep day. Awesome now if you d-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Australians we may laugh and sigh at Donald Trump, just remember we got our own. He's name is Clive Palmer. And like Trump he follows his playbook to a T. And our elections are coming. Let's not follow the USA. let's keep this Billionaire moron out of our politics.
March 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Australians we may laugh and sigh at Donald Trump, just remember we got our own. He's name is Clive Palmer. And like Trump he follows his playbook to a T. And our elections are coming. Let's not follow the USA. let's keep this Billionaire moron out of our politics.
Did trump release satellite pictures of ukraine to the public domain where anyone can see? Including Russia?! There's incompetence, there's idiotic and there's Trump. Pulling a Trump is going to be a term of doing something stupid I swear to god!
March 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Did trump release satellite pictures of ukraine to the public domain where anyone can see? Including Russia?! There's incompetence, there's idiotic and there's Trump. Pulling a Trump is going to be a term of doing something stupid I swear to god!
Trump blaming ukraine for the war against Russia. Is like the cops blaming you for protecting your home against robbers.
#puppetTrump #justiceforukraine #ukraine
#puppetTrump #justiceforukraine #ukraine
February 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Trump blaming ukraine for the war against Russia. Is like the cops blaming you for protecting your home against robbers.
#puppetTrump #justiceforukraine #ukraine
#puppetTrump #justiceforukraine #ukraine
You know I would ask what is wrong with Kanye, but that list is so long Santa's naughty list and Trump's burn book could never match it!
February 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You know I would ask what is wrong with Kanye, but that list is so long Santa's naughty list and Trump's burn book could never match it!
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Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’
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January 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’
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2024 was called the year of truths.
Give it time we be calling 2025 the year of F around and find out.
Give it time we be calling 2025 the year of F around and find out.
January 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
2024 was called the year of truths.
Give it time we be calling 2025 the year of F around and find out.
Give it time we be calling 2025 the year of F around and find out.
So, Sonic 3 that is about to be released international and is already beating Mufasa domestically at the box office but also has been confirmed as a fourth in the works with a rough release date of 2027.
Huh, guess it does pay when you listen to the fans!
Disney pay attention!
Huh, guess it does pay when you listen to the fans!
Disney pay attention!
December 23, 2024 at 6:00 AM
So, Sonic 3 that is about to be released international and is already beating Mufasa domestically at the box office but also has been confirmed as a fourth in the works with a rough release date of 2027.
Huh, guess it does pay when you listen to the fans!
Disney pay attention!
Huh, guess it does pay when you listen to the fans!
Disney pay attention!
Honest question, when a commissioner comes to you and won't leave you alone until you agree to pay for their work. Is that extortion or desperation?
December 5, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Honest question, when a commissioner comes to you and won't leave you alone until you agree to pay for their work. Is that extortion or desperation?
Okay, Let me get this straight?
Trump is threatening to annex Canada if they refuse to pay the tariffs
Canada is part of NATO
NATO, if you attack one country in NATO all of NATO countries join in.
Ah yes, a... "brilliant" businessman
Trump is threatening to annex Canada if they refuse to pay the tariffs
Canada is part of NATO
NATO, if you attack one country in NATO all of NATO countries join in.
Ah yes, a... "brilliant" businessman
December 4, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Okay, Let me get this straight?
Trump is threatening to annex Canada if they refuse to pay the tariffs
Canada is part of NATO
NATO, if you attack one country in NATO all of NATO countries join in.
Ah yes, a... "brilliant" businessman
Trump is threatening to annex Canada if they refuse to pay the tariffs
Canada is part of NATO
NATO, if you attack one country in NATO all of NATO countries join in.
Ah yes, a... "brilliant" businessman
Well hello, just testing this seeing all the fuss is all about :)
December 1, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Well hello, just testing this seeing all the fuss is all about :)