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John (but festive)
@johnscribbles.bsky.social
Writer, fun uncle that never got married and only shows up to family gatherings to start arguments, "friend of Dorothy", commie trash.
He/Him
Ayyyy lucking number
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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It's BS you need to love yourself first.
Even if you hate yourself now, love them fully and fearlessly🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

I want a world where someday you'll love yourself
and live proud, just as you are
January 22, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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I declare it to be Sword Sunday!
July 23, 2023 at 6:18 PM
What an oddly shaped phone she has
January 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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driving in LA sucks shit but as someone who grew up in MA this is correct (for driving)

you can figure out where to go in Los Angeles, there are simply twenty thousand other cars in your way

if you miss a turn in Boston good luck ever finding your way back with all the one way streets
LA is easier to get around than Boston.
January 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Gonna get JACKED!
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Big if true!
Finally someone is posting about Heated rivalry! Are the loop-de-loos in episode 3 on the smoothie bar wall on purpose because the book is called Game Changer? Do you know? I've been losing my mind (mildly) over this wanting to know. My hope was that the people who made it just really like dropout.
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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🏳️‍⚧️Chiitan TikTok Live Streaming🏳️‍🌈
at 10:00PM and 4:00AM START🗽NY time→ www.tiktok.com/@love2chiitan
please follow me🤍
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Frieren's little winter outfit is so fucking cute though
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Damn. I could never.
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stardust goes hard as fuck
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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ACAB includes people who wear Meta glasses
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I like when you say rad shit like this
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I need more friends to play tabletop and board games with
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Still alive, FYI
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I just stacked those logs!
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Did it work?
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Kinda, yeah
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hungry Varmint
bringing my fun quiz over from the other website: What Asinine Thing I Call My Cat Are You?

I am PRECIOUS MAN
October 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You saw my dating profile?
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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well its a good thing nothing bad happened in the first gilded age
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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when your political homie has one too many drinks
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Is anyone else filled with a profound despair or do I just need to eat something other than frosted flakes for the third day in the row?
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM