John Children
@johnchildren.bsky.social
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Software Engineer working on Quantum Computing Web Services. Into Programming Languages, Compilers, Video Games and Anime. GitHub.com/johnchildren
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johnchildren.bsky.social
Clearly the previous owner successfully shed the flesh and no longer has need for the t-shirt
johnchildren.bsky.social
Don't suppose anyone knows anyone with more lockboxes than they anticipated?
johnchildren.bsky.social
I guess I'm going to have to use these as ttrpg props over time... Or just start handing out keys with a riddle and see if it causes people to go on quests
johnchildren.bsky.social
So I thought it was buying like 3 much larger keys for some reason...
A bag of lots of small keys
johnchildren.bsky.social
There's a lot more to this work though and I know the authors have been working incredibly hard on it for the past few years! A few of them are even on bsky!

@aborgna.bsky.social @seyon-s.bsky.social @rossquantum.bsky.social
johnchildren.bsky.social
I didn't contribute anything to this work, but seeing the application of linear typing to quantum programming was a primary motivator in my career choices, excited to see this gain traction and possibly even use it myself in other projects!
johnchildren.bsky.social
I guess an unfortunate consequence of 2026 being the year of the Linux desktop means there will likely be more supply chain attack attempts as the user base grows
johnchildren.bsky.social
I am of course measuring my Japanese with the only objective measurement, by ability to answer JLPT example questions
johnchildren.bsky.social
My Japanese has improved a lot recently but my vocabulary is very weak still and I don't find that apps are particularly good for learning lots of new vocabulary in a way that sticks for me. Possibly I have to just read more...
johnchildren.bsky.social
I let my ffxiv subscription lapse, I'll probably need to update my profile picture on here once my house is demolished
johnchildren.bsky.social
Always fun to reverse engineer the mandatory security software to see what it does
johnchildren.bsky.social
The obvious question might be "why didn't you write that in C or C++?"

And that would be a very good question
johnchildren.bsky.social
In a previous job we did actually do this for a Go service that had to maintain a lot of pointers in memory...

It was easier to just restart it periodically than allow garbage collection cycles to run
johnchildren.bsky.social
I got to the credits in Hades 2. Not a bad game but the story does suffer a lot from just trying to have the same formula as the first game.
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leftiestats.bsky.social
🚨 NEW | Greens surge to 15% (2pts behind Lab)

➡️ REF – 32% (-3)
🔴 LAB – 17% (-2)
🔵 CON – 17% (+3)
🟢 GRN – 15% (+4)
🟠 LD – 12% (-)

Via @FindoutnowUK, 8 Oct (+/- vs 1 Oct)
johnchildren.bsky.social
(sqlite integer primary key starts from 1)
johnchildren.bsky.social
I correctly index from 1, which is where numbers start from
johnchildren.bsky.social
I forgot how nice sqlite and nushell are to work together with when debugging
johnchildren.bsky.social
Might mess around and make a PDS